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Sam Ewing quotes: Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.

Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.

Sam Ewing quotes: If you believe the past can't be changed, you haven't read a celebrity's autobiography.

If you believe the past can't be changed, you haven't read a celebrity's autobiography.

Sam Ewing quotes: The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists.

The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists.

Sam Ewing quotes: A man can please his wife with a box of candy, surprise her with a bouquet of flowers, and make her suspicious with a gold bracelet.

A man can please his wife with a box of candy, surprise her with a bouquet of flowers, and make her suspicious with a gold bracelet.

Sam Ewing quotes: Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career.

Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career.

Sam Ewing quotes: If we are what we eat, why aren't we new, improved, fat-free, and light.

If we are what we eat, why aren't we new, improved, fat-free, and light.

Sam Ewing quotes: Wouldn't you like to weigh what it says on your driver's license?

Wouldn't you like to weigh what it says on your driver's license?

Sam Ewing quotes: Youth is when you think you'll live forever. Old age is when you wonder how you've lived so long.

Youth is when you think you'll live forever. Old age is when you wonder how you've lived so long.

Sam Ewing quotes: The trouble with giving advice is that others want to return the favor.

The trouble with giving advice is that others want to return the favor.

Sam Ewing quotes: Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.

Sam Ewing quotes: Highways are full of careless drivers who are always too close in front of you.

Highways are full of careless drivers who are always too close in front of you.

Sam Ewing quotes: If you lend someone 20 dollars and never see that person again, it's probably worth it.

If you lend someone 20 dollars and never see that person again, it's probably worth it.

Sam Ewing quotes: Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

Sam Ewing quotes: When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day.

When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day.

Sam Ewing quotes: Life begins as a quest of the child for the man, and ends as a journey by the man to rediscover the child.

Life begins as a quest of the child for the man, and ends as a journey by the man to rediscover the child.

Sam Ewing quotes: When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.

When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.

Sam Ewing quotes: Ever notice that nothing changes the color of paint like putting it on a wall?

Ever notice that nothing changes the color of paint like putting it on a wall?

Sam Ewing quotes: Parents who wonder where the younger generation is going should remember where it came from.

Parents who wonder where the younger generation is going should remember where it came from.

Sam Ewing quotes: Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done.

Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done.

Sam Ewing quotes: Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.

Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.

Sam Ewing quotes: Many trees could be saved if the government stopped printing tax forms.

Many trees could be saved if the government stopped printing tax forms.

Sam Ewing quotes: The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.

The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.

Sam Ewing quotes: A neighbor will stand at your door talking for 20 minutes because she doesn't have time to come in.

A neighbor will stand at your door talking for 20 minutes because she doesn't have time to come in.

Sam Ewing quotes: Nothing in the world can replace the modern swimsuit, and it practically has.

Nothing in the world can replace the modern swimsuit, and it practically has.

Sam Ewing quotes: Two things help to keep one's job. First, let the boss think he's having his own way. Second, let him have it.

Two things help to keep one's job. First, let the boss think he's having his own way. Second, let him have it.

Sam Ewing quotes: An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.

An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.

Sam Ewing quotes: I try to figure my adjusted gross income, but no matter how I figure it, it's still gross.

I try to figure my adjusted gross income, but no matter how I figure it, it's still gross.

Sam Ewing quotes: Fashions come and fashions go, but pockets are usually the same. There's little change in them.

Fashions come and fashions go, but pockets are usually the same. There's little change in them.

Sam Ewing quotes: Don't drive as if you own the road; drive as if you own the car.

Don't drive as if you own the road; drive as if you own the car.

Sam Ewing quotes: We are all born into the world with nothing. Everything we acquire after that is profit.

We are all born into the world with nothing. Everything we acquire after that is profit.

Sam Ewing quotes: Some people are much like blisters-they don't show up until the work is done.

Some people are much like blisters-they don't show up until the work is done.

Sam Ewing quotes: The reason that so many of us cannot save money is because of our friends. They're always buying something we can't afford.

The reason that so many of us cannot save money is because of our friends. They're always buying something we can't afford.

Sam Ewing quotes: On the plains of hesitation bleach the bones of countless millions who, at the dawn of decision, sat down to wait, and waiting died.

On the plains of hesitation bleach the bones of countless millions who, at the dawn of decision, sat down to wait, and waiting died.

Sam Ewing quotes: There's no thief like a bad movie.

There's no thief like a bad movie.

Sam Ewing quotes: Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.

Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.

Sam Ewing quotes: President Herbert Hoover returned his salary to the government. His idea caught on, and now we're all doing it.

President Herbert Hoover returned his salary to the government. His idea caught on, and now we're all doing it.

Sam Ewing quotes: When a husband says, "I run things in my home" he may mean the washing machine, the dishwasher and the vacuum cleaner.

When a husband says, "I run things in my home" he may mean the washing machine, the dishwasher and the vacuum cleaner.

Sam Ewing quotes: In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.

In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.

Sam Ewing quotes: The sight of home looks best after you've traveled hundreds of miles to get away from it.

The sight of home looks best after you've traveled hundreds of miles to get away from it.

Sam Ewing quotes: It's not the hours you put in your work that counts, it's the work you put in the hours.

It's not the hours you put in your work that counts, it's the work you put in the hours.

Sam Ewing quotes: Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands - and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.

Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands - and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.

Sam Ewing quotes: The brain is like a TV set; when it goes blank, it's a good idea to turn off the sound.

The brain is like a TV set; when it goes blank, it's a good idea to turn off the sound.

Sam Ewing quotes: As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it.

As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it.

Sam Ewing quotes: Half of all home accidents happen in the kitchen, and the family has to eat them.

Half of all home accidents happen in the kitchen, and the family has to eat them.

Sam Ewing quotes: Nobody's too fat - they're just too short.

Nobody's too fat - they're just too short.

Sam Ewing quotes: Success is when your name is in everything but the telephone directory.

Success is when your name is in everything but the telephone directory.

Sam Ewing quotes: Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.

Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.