S.J Perelman Quotes
Top 24 wise famous quotes and sayings by S.J Perelman
S.J Perelman Famous Quotes & Sayings
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A farm is an irregular patch of nettles bounded by short-term notes, containing a fool and his wife who didn't know enough to stay in the city.
This medal (the National Book Award) together with my American Express card, will identify me worldwide ... except at Bloomingdale's.
I tried to resist his overtures, but he plied me with symphonies, quartets, chamber music, and cantatas.
Santa Barbara people are conservative-not like in L.A., where everybody wears rhinestones on their glasses to show that they own an airplane factory.
Tomatoes and squash never fail to reach maturity. You can spray them with acid, beat them with sticks and burn them; they love it.
In my more pompous moments I like to think of myself as a writer rather than a humorist, but I suppose that's merely the vanity of advancing age.
I cannot recall a more engaging passage in fiction, and I've been trying for almost eighteen seconds.
I don't know where we're going or how we'll get there, but when we get there we'll be there - and that's something, even if it's nothing.
He bit his lip in a manner which immediately awakened my maternal sympathy, and I helped him bite it.
If, at the close of business each evening, I myself can understand what I've written, I feel the day hasn't been totally wasted.
The fact is that all of us have only one personality, and we wring it out like a dishtowel. You are what you are.
I had a hell of a time getting here, brother," I revealed when we had finished trading insincerities.