S.J Perelman Quotes

Top 24 wise famous quotes and sayings by S.J Perelman

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S.J Perelman quotes: He bit his lip in a manner which immediately awakened my maternal sympathy, and I helped him bite it. He bit his lip in a manner which immediately awakened my maternal sympathy, and I helped him bite it.
S.J Perelman quotes: I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse. I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.
S.J Perelman quotes: I had a hell of a time getting here, brother," I revealed when we had finished trading insincerities. I had a hell of a time getting here, brother," I revealed when we had finished trading insincerities.
S.J Perelman quotes: The dubious privilege of a freelance writer is he's given the freedom to starve anywhere. The dubious privilege of a freelance writer is he's given the freedom to starve anywhere.
S.J Perelman quotes: The fact is that all of us have only one personality, and we wring it out like a dishtowel. You are what you are. The fact is that all of us have only one personality, and we wring it out like a dishtowel. You are what you are.
S.J Perelman quotes: If, at the close of business each evening, I myself can understand what I've written, I feel the day hasn't been totally wasted. If, at the close of business each evening, I myself can understand what I've written, I feel the day hasn't been totally wasted.
S.J Perelman quotes: I found the pearl of the Orient slightly less exciting than a rainy Sunday evening in Rochester. I found the pearl of the Orient slightly less exciting than a rainy Sunday evening in Rochester.
S.J Perelman quotes: We old roosters must be cautious. Don't try to outwit your arteries. We old roosters must be cautious. Don't try to outwit your arteries.
S.J Perelman quotes: The main obligation is to amuse yourself. The main obligation is to amuse yourself.
S.J Perelman quotes: I cannot recall a more engaging passage in fiction, and I've been trying for almost eighteen seconds. I cannot recall a more engaging passage in fiction, and I've been trying for almost eighteen seconds.
S.J Perelman quotes: There is such a thing as too much couth. There is such a thing as too much couth.
S.J Perelman quotes: Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
S.J Perelman quotes: I loathe writing. On the other hand I'm a great believer in money. I loathe writing. On the other hand I'm a great believer in money.
S.J Perelman quotes: I don't know where we're going or how we'll get there, but when we get there we'll be there - and that's something, even if it's nothing. I don't know where we're going or how we'll get there, but when we get there we'll be there - and that's something, even if it's nothing.
S.J Perelman quotes: I'm half Scotch-Irish on both sides, and when I lose my temper-brother, I go. I'm half Scotch-Irish on both sides, and when I lose my temper-brother, I go.