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Ron Swanson quotes: Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing

Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing

Ron Swanson quotes: I was born ready, I'm Ron F****** Swanson

I was born ready, I'm Ron F****** Swanson

Ron Swanson quotes: I'm a simple man. I like pretty dark-haired women and breakfast food.

I'm a simple man. I like pretty dark-haired women and breakfast food.

Ron Swanson quotes: History began July 4, 1776. Anything before that was a mistake.

History began July 4, 1776. Anything before that was a mistake.

Ron Swanson quotes: I hate metaphors. That's why my favorite book is Moby Dick. No frou-frou symbolism. Just a good, simple tale about a man who hates an animal.

I hate metaphors. That's why my favorite book is Moby Dick. No frou-frou symbolism. Just a good, simple tale about a man who hates an animal.

Ron Swanson quotes: There's only one thing I hate more than lying... Skim milk. which is water that's lying about being milk. Ron Swanson.

There's only one thing I hate more than lying... Skim milk. which is water that's lying about being milk. Ron Swanson.

Ron Swanson quotes: Dear Frozen Yogurt,You are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing. Zero stars.

Dear Frozen Yogurt,
You are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing. Zero stars.