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Rob Delaney quotes: On Twitter, I just want to make you laugh at all costs.

On Twitter, I just want to make you laugh at all costs.

Rob Delaney quotes: I think your ambition for something changes as you go.

I think your ambition for something changes as you go.

Rob Delaney quotes: If you ask someone out and they say no, try it again in a few minutes wearing sunglasses and smoking a cigarette.

If you ask someone out and they say no, try it again in a few minutes wearing sunglasses and smoking a cigarette.

Rob Delaney quotes: Well, Mitt Romney is a very attractive comedic target. He's irresistible to me. I mean, seriously, I want to pay less attention to him.

Well, Mitt Romney is a very attractive comedic target. He's irresistible to me. I mean, seriously, I want to pay less attention to him.

Rob Delaney quotes: A heart that hurts is a heart that works. - Juliana Hatfield

A heart that hurts is a heart that works. - Juliana Hatfield

Rob Delaney quotes: Running is special. We've all done it: well, poorly, focused, in fear, being pursued, toward a goal. It's just elemental. Running is like fire.

Running is special. We've all done it: well, poorly, focused, in fear, being pursued, toward a goal. It's just elemental. Running is like fire.

Rob Delaney quotes: I hate wearing suits and ties.

I hate wearing suits and ties.

Rob Delaney quotes: If you have an opinion on what other adults do consensually with other adults when they take their pants off, you're a weirdo.

If you have an opinion on what other adults do consensually with other adults when they take their pants off, you're a weirdo.

Rob Delaney quotes: Don't even FRONT like you love your family, America, or God, if you don't have a DETAILED & REHEARSED Black Friday tactical shopping plan.

Don't even FRONT like you love your family, America, or God, if you don't have a DETAILED & REHEARSED Black Friday tactical shopping plan.

Rob Delaney quotes: In real life, I am alarmingly boring.

In real life, I am alarmingly boring.

Rob Delaney quotes: Children give terrible gifts because they are poor.

Children give terrible gifts because they are poor.

Rob Delaney quotes: My stand-up is far more rooted in reality than my Twitter.

My stand-up is far more rooted in reality than my Twitter.

Rob Delaney quotes: I no longer believe in freedom of speech.

I no longer believe in freedom of speech.

Rob Delaney quotes: I can't 'make' you love me. But I can fill my pantry with your favourite snacks and offer you a weekly stipend of $75.

I can't 'make' you love me. But I can fill my pantry with your favourite snacks and offer you a weekly stipend of $75.

Rob Delaney quotes: It's probably not love if you don't press your face to the toilet seat after they've used it to feel their warmth.

It's probably not love if you don't press your face to the toilet seat after they've used it to feel their warmth.

Rob Delaney quotes: I'm endlessly fascinated by parenting, marriage, my wife and the ins and outs of marriage.

I'm endlessly fascinated by parenting, marriage, my wife and the ins and outs of marriage.

Rob Delaney quotes: Politicians, it's in their job description to just lie, every day.

Politicians, it's in their job description to just lie, every day.

Rob Delaney quotes: People moved in across the street and are immediately cutting down a huge tree. Their toothbrushes will know my buttonhole.

People moved in across the street and are immediately cutting down a huge tree. Their toothbrushes will know my buttonhole.

Rob Delaney quotes: I use Twitter as a tool to get involved with people, to sell tickets to gigs where I can stand in a room and smell the audience - and I

I use Twitter as a tool to get involved with people, to sell tickets to gigs where I can stand in a room and smell the audience - and I love that!

Rob Delaney quotes: Cats probably wouldn't need 9 lives if they wore tiny little helmets and didn't smoke cigarettes.

Cats probably wouldn't need 9 lives if they wore tiny little helmets and didn't smoke cigarettes.

Rob Delaney quotes: In high school, I definitely fancied myself an intense guy, which is so lame.

In high school, I definitely fancied myself an intense guy, which is so lame.

Rob Delaney quotes: I want people to feel good about themselves.

I want people to feel good about themselves.

Rob Delaney quotes: Depression taught me the importance of compassion and hard work, and that you can overcome enormous obstacles.

Depression taught me the importance of compassion and hard work, and that you can overcome enormous obstacles.

Rob Delaney quotes: I'm crazy about Shakespeare, who was a notorious word inventor. And my wife is an English teacher, and she's hilarious.

I'm crazy about Shakespeare, who was a notorious word inventor. And my wife is an English teacher, and she's hilarious.

Rob Delaney quotes: I love gay people. Or as I sometimes call them, 'people.'

I love gay people. Or as I sometimes call them, 'people.'

Rob Delaney quotes: Willful ignorance or resistance to alleged facts has been a big ingredient in any success I've had.

Willful ignorance or resistance to alleged facts has been a big ingredient in any success I've had.