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If you think I'm going to tell my wife she came in second place, you're out of your gourd. I'll convey the apology and not another bloody word.
— Johanna Lindsey
But you are not my wife. You are a woman who will go to bed with anyone who flatters your antics. That's
— R.K. Narayan
Now let's try that again. Ask my wife nice, and maybe I'll let you sleep in the same bed as your teeth tonight.
— Cindy Gerard
All right, all right. Don't get your panties in a bunch! I'm coming. Everyone, meet Blaire, my future wife.
— Mia Asher
Be quiet, or my wife will take away your first born and make him or her work in one of her sweatshops!
— Marc Anthony
As I've explained to my wife many times, you have to kill your wife or mistress to get on the front page of the papers.
— Julian Barnes
My water's wife broke!" he yells into the phone. Ohmygod! "You mean your wife's water broke?" "That's what I said, Jules! Her water broke!
— Kristen Proby
This is the bar your content has to clear on social: "Are you more interesting to me than my wife?"
— Jay Baer
Your wife is always right. Very simple. I think I'm going to get it tattooed on my forehead.
— Hugh Jackman
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife. From my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you.
— Jimmy Soul
Your wife is a big hippo! My face is melting! My face is meltinnnnggg!
— Terry Pratchett
My wife and I want to try swapping. We want to go to one of those key parties where you put your keys in a bowl. But we just want to upgrade our car.
— Andy Kindler
Viola to Duke Orsino: 'I'll do my best
To woo your lady.'
[Aside.] 'Yet, a barful strife! Whoe'er I woo, myself would be his wife. — William Shakespeare
To woo your lady.'
[Aside.] 'Yet, a barful strife! Whoe'er I woo, myself would be his wife. — William Shakespeare
They didn't tell you?" Her voice was calm, emotionless. "Your wife died with my husband's cock in her mouth, Shadow.
— Neil Gaiman
Your wife has deserted you, but you'll find a new one; whereas, soon my wits will desert me, and for this there is no remedy.
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
I leave my heart and my kingdom in your capable hands, wife
— Grace Draven
It's important my daughters learn from the hard work my wife and I put into this company. Who better to look out for your best interests than family?
— Do Won Chang
My wife went into the butchers and said: "You've a sheep's head in your window." The butcher said: "That's a mirror."
— Frank Carson
Take care, Gallowglass," Matthew murmured. It was no casual farewell, but an order. His nephew nodded. "As if your wife were my own.
— Deborah Harkness
Get your bloody hands off my wife!
— Jeaniene Frost
You lost your wife, Douglas. My heartbreaks for you, it really does. But I lose my husband every day, all over again. And I don't even get to mourn.
— Jonathan Tropper
As to your families my counsel is, never lay down your authority to a wife or child, but treat them so kindly they will never want to leave you.
— Brigham Young
Thought, She's your wife. My mother, we buried. But he knew to stifle those words before they came
— Khaled Hosseini
You're not endangering my wife and son, you're not bringing trouble down on us, if you're going the same way as your useless parents, I
— J.K. Rowling
going. "'Your wife is ugly, and your daughter too. I think this play is stupid, so guess what? I'm out of here and you can kiss my -
— James Patterson
Wives, girlfriends, fiancees - clean out your closets. I'm cleaning out my old bell bottoms. We can touch millions.
— Deion Sanders
I need your help," Kingsley said. "You're fucking my wife, and you come to ask for a favor. I almost admire that.
— Tiffany Reisz
I prefer your smiles and laughter, wife, but there are far worse things than your tears wetting my skin.
— Kristen Ashley
If I was your wife Sir, I'd poison you! Madam, if you were my wife, I'd let you!
— Winston Churchill
You know, if I don't make it when I go out there in that weather balloon into that thunder storm. I want, you to take your ear and give it to my wife.
— Colin Mochrie
DDP, while your in the hospital screaming in pain, your wife will be on her back screaming my name!
— Scott Steiner
When we were courting, I told my wife: 'I could live in your eyes.' She said: 'You'd be at home; there's a stye in one of them.'
— Les Dawson
The Athenians govern the Greeks; I govern the Athenians; you, my wife, govern me; your son governs you.
— Themistocles