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I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'
— Larry David
Whether something is called art is beside the point. What counts is what happens when you ask it to actually be art.
— Walter Darby Bannard
For my sister's 50th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram.
— Steven Wright
Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Congratulations to your mom and dad for birth of a sweet child!Sorry that I couldn't wish them when you were born. — Hasil Paudyal
Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK.
— Steven Wright
Sometimes to walk in shaded parts of Manhattan is to be inserted into a Magritte: the street is night while the sky is day.
— Joseph O'Neill
She's 80 my nan, what do you want for your birthday? "SHREDDER!! GET ME A SHREDDER!!", what do you want a shredder for? "IDENTITY THEFT!!".
— Russell Howard
Act your age, not your shoe size.
— Prince
Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody's drunk in the kitchen.
— Jim Gaffigan
Better to have to retrace your steps and then move forward than never to move forward at all.
— Anne Burack Sayre
Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday.
— Andy Borowitz
Sometimes I think it would be easier to avoid old age, to die young, but then you'd never complete your life, would you? You'd never wholly know you.
— Marilyn Monroe
I find love is more of a bacterium than a virus unless you are comparing it to herpes.
— Amanda Mosher
A good laugh makes us better friends with ourselves and everyone around us.
— Orison Swett Marden
For an adult, eating alone at McDonald's is admitting a kind of defeat.
— Jonathan Carroll
A man who views the world the same ...
— Muhammad Ali