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Yahtzee Croshaw Quotes By Yahtzee Croshaw: The geek shall inherit the earth. The geek shall inherit the earth. — Yahtzee Croshaw
Yahtzee Croshaw Quotes By Yahtzee Croshaw: What can you do with a character who What can you do with a character who responds to everything by either punching it or deploying Bat Anti-thing Spray ... then punching it? — Yahtzee Croshaw
Yahtzee Croshaw Quotes By Yahtzee Croshaw: He who trades pacing for gimmicky open-world freedom He who trades pacing for gimmicky open-world freedom deserves neither. — Yahtzee Croshaw
Yahtzee Croshaw Quotes By Yahtzee Croshaw: With small-town America it's always either zombies or With small-town America it's always either zombies or communists isn't it. — Yahtzee Croshaw
Yahtzee Croshaw Quotes By Yahtzee Croshaw: I picked it up 'cause the back of I picked it up 'cause the back of the box said the Kinect had "finally found its hardcore game" and I interpreted that as a challenge. — Yahtzee Croshaw
Yahtzee Croshaw Quotes By Michael Ondaatje: When I read biographies, I skip the first When I read biographies, I skip the first thirty pages about the childhood because it doesn't seem interesting to me. — Michael Ondaatje
Yahtzee Croshaw Quotes By Cassandra Clare: I've been wandering around all night - I I've been wandering around all night - I couldn't sleep - and I kept finding myself walking here. To you. — Cassandra Clare
Yahtzee Croshaw Quotes By Yahtzee Croshaw: The most I can hope for is to The most I can hope for is to die in a pose that confuses future archaeologists. — Yahtzee Croshaw
Yahtzee Croshaw Quotes By Yahtzee Croshaw: Pimpin' ain't easy and neither is long division Pimpin' ain't easy and neither is long division — Yahtzee Croshaw
Yahtzee Croshaw Quotes By Yahtzee Croshaw: Horrors from beyond the veil of time and Horrors from beyond the veil of time and space are coming to eat us so shut up, sounds like a pretty good draw card for a leader to have. — Yahtzee Croshaw
Yahtzee Croshaw Quotes By Abhijit Naskar: Your fate lies in your hands. Your fate lies in your hands. — Abhijit Naskar
Yahtzee Croshaw Quotes By Yahtzee Croshaw: There's a new spell you get around level There's a new spell you get around level 50 called "Mirror Image" which might as well be called "Reap On, Ye Fucking Reaper Man". — Yahtzee Croshaw
Yahtzee Croshaw Quotes By Yahtzee Croshaw: How exactly does a steam-powered gun turret differentiate How exactly does a steam-powered gun turret differentiate between friend and foe? I wasn't aware that boiled water could form allegiances. — Yahtzee Croshaw
Yahtzee Croshaw Quotes By Yahtzee Croshaw: The main problem I always have with multiplayer The main problem I always have with multiplayer is that human beings are grabby, entitled, selfish, ugly, stupid, evil cockstoppers. — Yahtzee Croshaw
Yahtzee Croshaw Quotes By Yahtzee Croshaw: The cruelest thing you can do to an The cruelest thing you can do to an artist is tell them their work is flawless when it isn't — Yahtzee Croshaw
Yahtzee Croshaw Quotes By Yahtzee Croshaw: Reality is a cruel and unintuitive place with Reality is a cruel and unintuitive place with frustrating gameplay mechanics.
(Press X to thanklessly toil your life away) — Yahtzee Croshaw
Yahtzee Croshaw Quotes By Dodie Smith I Capture The Castle: I am not so sure I should like I am not so sure I should like the facts of life, but I have got over the bitter disappointment I felt when I first heard about them, ... — Dodie Smith I Capture The Castle
Yahtzee Croshaw Quotes By Yahtzee Croshaw: Readers of my online journal - I refuse Readers of my online journal - I refuse to use the word blog because it sounds like something that lives on a riverbed and communicates through farts — Yahtzee Croshaw
Yahtzee Croshaw Quotes By Yahtzee Croshaw: Nothing ruins a good thing quite like knowing Nothing ruins a good thing quite like knowing you share your opinions with mindless little tits. — Yahtzee Croshaw
Yahtzee Croshaw Quotes By Yahtzee Croshaw: Fair warning," I said. "We may die horribly Fair warning," I said. "We may die horribly the moment I turn this handle." "I beg your pardon?" I turned the handle. There — Yahtzee Croshaw
Yahtzee Croshaw Quotes By Yahtzee Croshaw: The Necromancer's Tower squatted over the river like The Necromancer's Tower squatted over the river like an incontinent titan. — Yahtzee Croshaw
Yahtzee Croshaw Quotes By J.B. Priestley: She was a handsome woman of forty-five and She was a handsome woman of forty-five and would remain so for many years. — J.B. Priestley
Yahtzee Croshaw Quotes By Yahtzee Croshaw: What were they going to do after killing What were they going to do after killing the president, declare themselves king? — Yahtzee Croshaw
Yahtzee Croshaw Quotes By Yahtzee Croshaw: The obedient Pit bull becomes the escaped tiger The obedient Pit bull becomes the escaped tiger and it's got a knife — Yahtzee Croshaw
Yahtzee Croshaw Quotes By Yahtzee Croshaw: A Shadow's Tale - I'm going to keep A Shadow's Tale - I'm going to keep calling it A Shadow's Tale because fuck America for wanting to be different and special all the time. — Yahtzee Croshaw
Yahtzee Croshaw Quotes By Zechariah Chafee: Speech should be fruitful as well as free. Speech should be fruitful as well as free. — Zechariah Chafee
Yahtzee Croshaw Quotes By Yahtzee Croshaw: His perpetual grin was wider than any I'd His perpetual grin was wider than any I'd ever seen, and that included several guys I'd known at Dreadgrave's with no skin on their faces. — Yahtzee Croshaw
Yahtzee Croshaw Quotes By Yahtzee Croshaw: Last night we were noting, a freelance musician Last night we were noting, a freelance musician and an unemployed. But you know what we are now? ... Both unemployed? — Yahtzee Croshaw