Wine Funny Quotes
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Wine Funny Quotes & Sayings
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It is professional snobbery that refrains training rookies.
— Aniruddha Sastikar
You get to act for a living. You're fortunate. So act like it.
— Jeremy London
The torpid artist seeks inspiration at any cost, by virtue or by vice, by friend or by fiend, by prayer or by wine.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
The apostates think that everybody is wrong but themselves.
— Brigham Young
Can I help you up?""No," she said bitterly. "I prefer to drag myself along the hardwood floor."
"Bitch," I said, squatting to help her up. — Charlaine Harris
It's not really wine," he said. "It's Diet Coke. And if anyone ever serves you brown wine with a foamy head, send it back.
— Jennifer Echols
Love is meant to be sipped, rather than chugged, like a glass of wine you drink strait from the bottle.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Love is like wine, drink it as you rhyme.
— Santosh Kalwar
There's nothing like coming home here, having the day off or morning off and going surfing. In Orlando I don't know what I would do.
— Corbin Bernsen
A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something brussel sprouts never do.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Nobody is qualified enough to give advise on intimate relationships other than those sleeping with it.
— Gloria D. Gonsalves
Cooking without wine is like sex alone. You may get the job done, but you don't really care once it's over.
— Andrew Grey
I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.
— Rodney Dangerfield
As a young musician, you really want to play.
— Susanna Phillips
When you paint late at night, drinking beer or wine or both, you gotta be very careful to watch what you are doing ...
— Hiroko Sakai
Jesus is magic, because he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s or something.
— Sarah Silverman
I used to drink wine. This girl asked me, "Doesn't wine give you a headache?" "Yeah, eventually, but the first and the middle part are amazing!"
— Mitch Hedberg
When you are going through hell, keep on going. Never never never give up.
— Winston Churchill
Theology being the work of males, original sin was traced to the female.
— Barbara W. Tuchman
I feast on wine and bread, and feasts they are.
— Michelangelo
Shaga: How would you like to die, little man?Tyrion: In my bed, at the age of eighty with a belly full of wine and a woman's mouth around my cock. — George R R Martin
Our words have the power to change the WORLD!
— Kristine E. Brickey
