Welsh's Quotes & Sayings
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It's hard to maintain both smack and crack habbits and remember to keep up mobile-phone payments. —
Irvine Welsh

A spoon does not know the taste of soup, nor a learned fool the taste of wisdom. —
Anonymous

The first job of a writer is to be honest. —
Irvine Welsh

Might huv ehs ma's brains, cause ay his heid taperin backwards intae a point like a fuckin alien. —
Irvine Welsh

God defend me from that Welsh fairy, Lest he transform me to a piece of cheese! —
William Shakespeare

I reach into my bag and I pull out my claw hammer. —
Irvine Welsh

My parents were always Welsh-speaking and very proud of Wales. —
John Rhys-Davies

No fuckin way: cunt dies when ah fuckin well say eh dies.
(Jim Frances Begbie as he is trying to resuscitate a friend who's having a stroke.) —
Irvine Welsh

On the issue of drugs, we wir classical liberals, vehemently opposed tae state intervention in any form. —
Irvine Welsh

Never get mixed up in a Welsh wrangle. It doesn't end in blows like an Irish one, but goes on forever. —
Evelyn Waugh

Mental burds; needy, crazy, strength-sappin n soul-destroyin, aye, but mair often than not barry fuckin rides. —
Irvine Welsh

Ah took a pish oan the cunt, then ah felt bad aboot Albo's cel so ah sais tae him oan the wey oot, cunt's only went n pished hissel but, eh. —
Irvine Welsh

If I have an antipathy for any class of people, it is for fine ladies. I almost match my Husband's detestation of partridge-shooting gentlemen. —
Jane Welsh Carlyle

Once you've been with each other in a primal, shagging state, it's hard to talk about the weather. —
Irvine Welsh

I've had guns pointed at me, and I can tell you that it's not the right place to be standing if some is really mad at you! —
Stephen Richards

Ah suppose man, ah'm too much ay a perfectionist, ken? It's likesay, if things go a bit dodgy, ah jist cannae be bothered, y'know. —
Irvine Welsh

The Welsh are all actors. It's only the bad ones who become professional. —
Richard Burton

I'm not Welsh and I didn't know that much about Dylan Thomas , and I saw that he's a huge icon of Welsh-ness. —
Tom Hollander

He's an American, qualified to play for Wales because he has a Welsh grandmother, who was on the bench against Switzerland. —
Guy Mowbray

She's quite a nice looking lassie or she wid be if she didnae look shite. —
Irvine Welsh

Gillman smiles, in the cold manner of an assassin. It's like looking in the mirror. —
Irvine Welsh

Good luck to progressive candidates in U.S. Senate elections against the usual rich, white, racist, women-hating pricks they run against. —
Irvine Welsh

Thy tongue
Makes Welsh as sweet as ditties highly penn'd,
Sung by a fair queen in a summer's bower,
With ravishing division, to her lute. —
William Shakespeare

It's easy tae be philosophical when some other cunt's got shite fir blood. —
Irvine Welsh

What's important is Welsh football and that it progresses. —
Gary Speed

People who are so dreadfully "devoted" to their wives are so apt, from mere habit, to get devoted to other people's wives as well. —
Jane Welsh Carlyle

I've read a lot of Irvine Welsh - Trainspotting, Glue - he's written some beauties. —
Andrew Flintoff

The longer one lives in this hard world motherless, the more a mother's loss makes itself felt ... —
Jane Welsh Carlyle
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[...] but it's aw hate, hate, hate wi some punters, and whair does it git us likesay, man? Whair the fuck does it git us? —
Irvine Welsh

I love doubt in a woman. It's nearly as sexy as determination. —
Irvine Welsh

This thought though, is nowhere near sufficient tae stop us fae daein what ah huv tae dae. —
Irvine Welsh

Welsh is an actual, currently used language and our next-door neighbors Angela and Gaenor spoke it. It sounds like Wizard. —
Maureen Johnson

Ah didnae really know much aboot women. Ah didnae really know much aboot anything. —
Irvine Welsh

He really is a cunt ay the first order. Nae doubt about that. The big problem is, he's a mate n aw. Whit kin ye dae? —
Irvine Welsh

Use the noble gifts which God has given you! —
Jane Welsh Carlyle

Don't let jesus in. AA is just one obsession replaced with another —
Irvine Welsh

Are you asking me or telling me? —
Irvine Welsh

The glittering baits of titles and honours are only for children and fools. —
Jane Welsh Carlyle

How many shots does it take before the concept ay choice becomes obsolete? —
Irvine Welsh

English, however, is kinky. It has a predilection for dressing up like Welsh on lonely nights. —
John McWhorter

'On earth the living have much to bear;' the difference is chiefly in the manner of bearing, and my manner of bearing is far from being the best. —
Jane Welsh Carlyle

As if the physical proximity can make up for the emotional distance. —
Irvine Welsh

She's lovely and she's with Skinner, and they're probably in love and there's no justice in this world —
Irvine Welsh

Dreamt I died in Chicago next weekend (heart attack in my sleep). Need to write my will today, —
Mikey Welsh

It seemed that young people, despite their fundamental decency, now had to buy into a mind-set which made viciousness and treachery come easy. —
Irvine Welsh

I am not at all the sort of person you and I took me for. —
Jane Welsh Carlyle

She's nothing to do with my shit, but fuck it, none of us are saints and scapegoats are always handy. —
Irvine Welsh

I like the Stereophonics. I know the lead singer, Kelly Jones, and there's the Welsh connection. —
Ian Rush

There are cries in the dark at night
As owls answer the moon —
R.S. Thomas
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If he [Toshack] thinks there is lots of young Welsh talent coming through, then good luck to him. —
Robbie Savage

I think it's unfair to criticise someone for not being Welsh, but the smaller the nation, the more patriotic you seem to be. —
Gary Speed

I wonder that among all the evils deprecated in the Liturgy, no one thought of inserting flitting. Is there any worse thing? Oh no, no! —
Jane Welsh Carlyle

This is what being alive's all about, all those fucked up feelings. You've got to have them; when you stop, watch out. —
Irvine Welsh

We all see what we want to see. —
Irvine Welsh

The disease which racked his body was a sweetheart compared to the more obscure one that possessed his sick mind. —
Irvine Welsh

we're not human any more. We've slipped out of our skins like lizards, shedding not just our pasts, but our futures. —
Irvine Welsh

A seed hidden in the heart of an apple is an orchard invisible.
~Welsh Proverb~ —
Elise McCune

Schopenhauer was right: Life has to be about disillusionment stumbling inexorably towards the totally fucked. —
Irvine Welsh

Remember how it felt yesterday? What you saw me do?" I snorted and grinned. "Man, do I ever. I remembered twice last night and again this morning. —
Missy Welsh

It's a really exciting time to be involved in Welsh rugby. —
Jonah Lomu

The less one does, as I long ago observed, the less one can find time to do. —
Jane Welsh Carlyle

You can only learn through failure, and what ye learn is the importance ay preparation. —
Irvine Welsh

Okay baby, let's take this rocket to Uranus. This hoor is perfect, and she can act as well. —
Irvine Welsh

Welsh mutates initial consonants. Actually all languages do, but most of them take centuries, while Welsh does it while your mouth is still open. —
Jo Walton

Dicing with death is one man's cup of tea, but another man's poison. I just didn't fear anything. —
Stephen Richards

I must be the luckiest man in the world. Not only am I bisexual, I am also Welsh. —
John Osborne

You were what you were and you are what you are. Fuck that regrets bullshit. —
Irvine Welsh

When I get home I take some sleeping pills and within what seemed like half an hour of unconsciousness it was Monday morning again. —
Irvine Welsh

It's crazy what you can talk yourself out of when you're scared and into when you're not. —
Missy Welsh
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[Arthur to Merlin]
I'm the Prince of Wales, and you're Welsh. I can do whatever I bloody well like to you. —
FayJay