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Funny the way it is, not right or wrong, somebody's heart is broken, and it becomes your favorite song.
— Dave Matthews Band
The heart is a funny organ, with such stubborn biases.
— Suzanne Rindell
The musical stuff I'd go up for was always funny, sexy, tough-as-nails, heart-of-gold characters.
— Bebe Neuwirth
It's funny what happens to you when part of your heart gets born inside somebody else.
— Donald Miller
His heart beat so rapidly it might burst; he kept telling himself everything was fine so long as he remained a giraffe.
— Andrew Sturm
It's funny how people can take up so much roomin your heart
but you still have plenty left
for someone else — Marilyn Hilton
You promise?""I cross the place where my heart used to be and wish to be even more deader than I am now. — Derek Landy
And then I met a woman,now comes the funny part;
with eyes that petrified my brain
and sunk into my heart. — Hugh Antoine D'Arcy
Friends are like bras, attached near your heart for support. Foes are like panties, deported, every now and then, when they get dirty.
— Santosh Kalwar
He took your sweet, funny, perfect heart ... and he destroyed it. Why do you keep letting him do it over and over again?
— Jess Rothenberg
Fate has a funny way of intervening in people's lives.
— Katie Ashley
I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I'm nice - and I like to eat.
— Paris Hilton
My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there.
— Carrie Fisher
It's funny how getting stabbed through the heart by a friend can bring your whole school year down.
— Heather Brewer
In the algebra of psychology, X stands for a woman's heart.
— Ambrose Bierce
Satan impregnated my mother one lovely spring morning. We didn't have the heart to tell my father.
— Holly Hood
I'm the munter of my friends. I've got wonky teeth and a lazy eye. My friend Rob is disgusted I'm a heart-throb.
— Russell Howard
As a kid my heart would break for the villains.
— Criss Jami
Maybe I can stalk you again sometime." "Absolutely. — Katie Klein
![We Heart Funny Quotes By Groucho Marx: [Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/we-heart-funny-quotes-by-groucho-marx-353774.jpg "We Heart Funny Quotes By Groucho Marx: [Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart.")
[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face.
— Groucho Marx
It's funny how you can know a person, think of him as your closest friend, and still never gain access to the secret chambers in his heart.
— Jennifer Finney Boylan
In your heart you know he's right.
— Barry Goldwater
Eat your heart out. Oh, wait. You can't. It's not organic.
— Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Um ... Mercer? Haven't seen you in nearly a month. I was expecting something like, 'Oh Cross, love of my heart, fire of my loins, how I've longed— Rachel Hawkins
It's funny what can happen when you lay bare the heart and join the Earth's old dance through the heavens.
— James Lee Burke
