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Funny the way it is, not right or wrong, somebody's heart is broken, and it becomes your favorite song. — Dave Matthews Band

The heart is a funny organ, with such stubborn biases. — Suzanne Rindell

The musical stuff I'd go up for was always funny, sexy, tough-as-nails, heart-of-gold characters. — Bebe Neuwirth

It's funny what happens to you when part of your heart gets born inside somebody else. — Donald Miller

His heart beat so rapidly it might burst; he kept telling himself everything was fine so long as he remained a giraffe. — Andrew Sturm

It's funny how people can take up so much room
in your heart
but you still have plenty left
for someone else — Marilyn Hilton

You promise?"
"I cross the place where my heart used to be and wish to be even more deader than I am now. — Derek Landy

Once I started I couldn't put it down. It was so addictive ... like a train wreck. — Katie Klein

And then I met a woman,
now comes the funny part;
with eyes that petrified my brain
and sunk into my heart. — Hugh Antoine D'Arcy

Friends are like bras, attached near your heart for support. Foes are like panties, deported, every now and then, when they get dirty. — Santosh Kalwar

He took your sweet, funny, perfect heart ... and he destroyed it. Why do you keep letting him do it over and over again? — Jess Rothenberg

he hadn't killed or shagged even one single person in front of me - which I felt was a rather good indication of his superior character. — Hettie Ivers

Fate has a funny way of intervening in people's lives. — Katie Ashley

May she play the Drums to the fiery rhythm of her Own Heart with the sinewy strength of her Own Arms, so she need Not Lie With Drummers. — Tina Fey

I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I'm nice - and I like to eat. — Paris Hilton

My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there. — Carrie Fisher

It's funny how getting stabbed through the heart by a friend can bring your whole school year down. — Heather Brewer

In the algebra of psychology, X stands for a woman's heart. — Ambrose Bierce

Satan impregnated my mother one lovely spring morning. We didn't have the heart to tell my father. — Holly Hood

All men hate to hear "We need to talk about our relationship." These seven words strike fear in the heart of even General Schwartzkopf. — John Wayne

I'm the munter of my friends. I've got wonky teeth and a lazy eye. My friend Rob is disgusted I'm a heart-throb. — Russell Howard

My heart broke and my mind opened, tragedy works in a funny way like that ~ what once tore me apart was actually what was setting my truth free. — Nikki Rowe

Woman: You certainly know the way to a man's heart.
Mae West: Funny, too, 'cause I don't know how to cook. — Mae West

As a kid my heart would break for the villains. — Criss Jami

Maybe I can stalk you again sometime."
"Absolutely. — Katie Klein

[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face. — Groucho Marx

It's funny how you can know a person, think of him as your closest friend, and still never gain access to the secret chambers in his heart. — Jennifer Finney Boylan

In your heart you know he's right. — Barry Goldwater

When I opened the door, Andrew was standing there like a remedy for heart palpitations. Or maybe he made them worse. It was hard to tell. — N.R. Walker

Eat your heart out. Oh, wait. You can't. It's not organic. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips

Um ... Mercer? Haven't seen you in nearly a month. I was expecting something like, 'Oh Cross, love of my heart, fire of my loins, how I've longed
— Rachel Hawkins

It's funny what can happen when you lay bare the heart and join the Earth's old dance through the heavens. — James Lee Burke

Bless your heart, they don't mind
they're exceedingly
kind
They don't blame you
as long as you're funny! — W.S. Gilbert

The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings, and driving me crazy. — Harriet Morgan