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Should I marry W.? Not if she won't tell me the other letters in her name. — Woody Allen

Three mantras you should never say: (1) I don't know. (2) I'm not ready. (3) I can't do it. W — Yogi Bhajan

I certainly hope you aren't perfect. Else I'll have to make shit up to punish you. — Joey W. Hill

Take it easy!" he shouted over the roar of the engine.
"If you want to drive, be my guest," yelled Josh.
"I don't know how," Sam admitted. — Phillip W. Simpson

I can't say I'm surprised: the grassroots antiwar movement keeps turning out to be MoveOn/A.N.S.W.E.R. astroturf. — Glenn Reynolds

Laura and I really don't realize how bright our children is sometimes until we get an objective analysis. — George W. Bush

It's exciting; I don't know whether I'm going to win or not. I think I am. I do know I'm ready for the job. And, if not, that's just the way it goes. — George W. Bush

I don't like exams. I don't like giving exams, and I don't like meetings. — Mark W. Moffett

My life is a mystery, I don't know where I'm going. — Michael W. Glover

If a person doesn't have the capacity that we all want that person to have, I suspect hope is in the far distant future, if at all. — George W. Bush

But Ava, you are probably saying, he looks like Brad Pitt? You could dunk Brad Pitt in raw sewage and I'd still ride him like a roller coaster. — T.W. Brown

I don't know why I ever come in here. The flies get the best of everything. — W.C. Fields

I don't think of the past. The only thing that matters is the everlasting present. — W. Somerset Maugham

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. — W.C. Fields

I always find it more difficult to say the things I mean than the things I don't. — W. Somerset Maugham

And what this ECW is doing is educating you people once again that there IS wrestling, spelt W-R-E-S-T-L-I-N-G, out there. — Terry Funk

I'm clever, I know it, and why shouldn't I acknowledge it?' While — W. Somerset Maugham

Can the law get blood out of a stone? I haven't any money. — W. Somerset Maugham

What d'you suppose I care if I'm a gentleman or not? If I were a gentleman I shouldn't waste my time with a vulgar slut like you. — W. Somerset Maugham

Shouldn't you be putting on makeup and curling you hair, doing girly stuff?"
"I consider doing you girly stuff. — Joey W. Hill

Ye Gads, no! I couldn't stand the noise. — W.C. Fields

I'll save you some time...if I didn't rate all my books asa 5 stars, I bloody well wouldn't have written them!! — John W. Cassell

I'd take a Bromo, but I can't stand the noise. — W.C. Fields

I wouldn't answer the marijuana questions, You know why? Because I don't want some little kid doing what I tried. — George H. W. Bush

Here I find a puzzle of great beauty: Canada works well in practice, but just doesn't work out in theory. — B.W. Powe

I have great affection for you, Roy" I answered, "but I don't think you are the sort of person I'd care to have breakfast with. — W. Somerset Maugham

I want the presence of God Himself, or I don't want anything at all to do with religion ... I want all that God has or I don't want any. — A.W. Tozer

First of all, I don't see America having problems. — George W. Bush

I have a form of Parkinson's disease, which I don't like. My legs don't move when my brain tells them to. It's very frustrating. — George H. W. Bush

Loving you has been worse than an addiction to drugs.
At least I don't have the drugs c r a w l i n g into my bed at night. — LeAnne Mechelle

I felt that it was an unnecessary loss of civilian life ... We had them beaten. They hadn't enough food, they couldn't do anything. — Chester W. Nimitz

I cut the taxes on everybody. I didn't cut them. The Congress cut them. I asked them to cut them. — George W. Bush

I wish they weren't called the 'Bush tax cuts.' If they're called some other body's tax cuts, they're probably less likely to be raised. — George W. Bush

The universe is a really interesting place. I couldn't live anywhere else. — George W. Buck

I always found Dickens very coarse. I don't want to read about people who drop their aitches. — W. Somerset Maugham

W:"At least I'm not pussy-whipped!"
T:"Nice. Fucking. Suit."
Wrath to Tohr — J.R. Ward

It is up to the school more than anything else to work against barbarism. ... By barbarism, I do not mean the Beatles. — T. W. Adorno

I've been asked if I ever get the DTs. I don't know. It's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and the DTs begin. — W.C. Fields

I try to take what voice I have and I give it to those who don't have one at all. — W. Eugene Smith

I never met a model I didn't like." — Coerte V.W. Felske

I trust God speaks through me. Without that, I couldn't do my job. — George W. Bush

Uhh Gosh, I.. don't think I ever said I'm not worried about Osama bin Laden. It's kind of one of those, uhh, exaggerations. — George W. Bush

Love isn't a choice. You fall for the person, not their chromosomes. — I. W. Gregorio

I haven't leaked anything to anybody. They are wrong! — W. Mark Felt

I don't feel like I've got all that much too important to say on the kind of big national issues. — George W. Bush

We don't think of ourselves as a dynasty. I really hope some of my grandkids will be actively involved in politics. — George H. W. Bush

But I daresay, a lass can't think in a straight line w'out her tea. Sit for a minute. The laird will wait. — Patricia Strefling

And, again, I don't know where he [Osama Bin Laden] is. I - I'll repeat what I said. I truly am not that concerned about him. — George W. Bush

I don't think that witchcraft is a religion. I wish the military would rethink this decision. — George W. Bush

Have you ever thought of death?" "Why should I? It doesn't matter. — W. Somerset Maugham

Can you keep it all business Shelby?" he asked as he tipped her chin up. "Somehow I don't think you can. — C.W. Stokes

I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here. — George W. Bush

History does not always repeat itself. Sometimes it just yells, 'Can't you remember anything I told you?' and lets fly with a club. — John W. Campbell Jr.

When I was in N.W.A. and didn't get paid all the money I was owed, that's when the business side of showbiz hit me. — Ice Cube

If my Master is lost, I'll find him. I'll lead him back to himself, because to serve doesn't always mean to follow. — Joey W. Hill

People say I'm indecisive, but I don't know about that. — George H. W. Bush

Softly sang as I drifted into dreams: F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y and Z A, — Ian Hutton

I don't ask you to forgive me. I don't ask you to love me as you used to love me. But couldn't we be friends? — W. Somerset Maugham

I can't ever remember sitting around and saying, 'gosh let's hurry up and get these debates going, that'll win it for me.' Nope. — George H. W. Bush

Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness. — George W. Bush

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. — W.C. Fields

I used to try and concentrate the poem so much that there wasn't a word that wasn't essential. This leads to becoming boring and constipated. — W. H. Auden

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times. — W.C. Fields

Just stop asking," she burst out. "Just take. Please ... just take over. I can't ... give. You just have to take what you want." Tyler stared down at — Joey W. Hill

I don't remember when exactly I read my first comic book, but I do remember exactly how liberated and subversive I felt as a result. — Edward W. Said

Math can explain the reason there's one out of four chance that I'd have blue eyes. But it doesn't explain why me. — Heidi W. Durrow

Go with a demon? I don't think so. — Phillip W. Simpson

I didn't say the meat was tough. I said I didn't see the horse that is usually outside. — W.C. Fields

If I ever found a church that didn't believe in knocking all the other churches, I might consider joining it. — W.C. Fields

I think what a family is shouldn't be so hard to see. It should be the one thing people know just by looking at you. — Heidi W. Durrow

I don't bring God into my life to - to, you know, kind of be a political person. — George W. Bush

I don't make any apologies for what I do on the campaign trail. — George W. Bush

that can't be good "What a persistent-"
"I know." W quickly cut in before Dilmore could finish. — Charon Lloyd-Roberts

I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question — George W. Bush

I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating. — George W. Bush

I don't write letters anymore. — George H. W. Bush

I don't know that atheists should be considered citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God. — George H. W. Bush

I romanticised Mancunian despair, W says. I didn't realise that Mancunian despair is only the desire to leave Manchester — Lars Iyer

No one any good you be sure,' said Mrs. Kemp. 'I can't swaller these new people as are comin' in; the street ain't wot it was when I fust come.' When — W. Somerset Maugham

I don't know why it is that the religious never ascribe common sense to God. — W. Somerset Maugham

I don't want some mom, whose son may have recently died, to see the commander in chief playing golf. — George W. Bush

I didn't write the rules. Why would I follow them? — W. Eugene Smith

This episode of my life is brought to you by the letters W, t, and F. I do not understand. — Lili Wilkinson

I don't drink anymore, on the other hand I don't drink any less either. — W.C. Fields

A young mark twain on the make: I can't turn in inkstand into Aladdin's lamp. — H.W. Brands

The cell door opened. My hands went to my eyes. Why was the door opened? I wasn't dead yet. I think. — Paul W.S. Bowler

I never bought a man who wasn't for sale.
-W.A. Clark, ascribed — Bill Dedman

Success. I don't believe it has any effect on me. For one thing I always expected it. — W. Somerset Maugham

Old fashioned as it may seem to some, it is my duty to serve my country. (And) I didn't seek this job but I want to do it, and I will do my very best. — George H. W. Bush

I don't paint so that people will understand me, I paint to show what a particular scene looks like. — J. M. W. Turner

I've had four hundred years. Four hundred years of scraping by, and trying not to eat people. Four hundred years, and it's still not enough. — T.W. Brown

I left the Shire,
got 7 outstanding N.E.W.T.'s
and became a Vampire;
Because Winter is Coming... — Various

I'm obviously younger, much better looking [then Jeorge W.Bush].He didn't veto things, he didn't bring order and fiscal restraint. — Stephen Colbert

I don't object to nine aces in one deck. But when a man lays down five aces in one hand ... and besides, I know what I dealt him! — W.C. Fields

I don't like defensive shots-you can only get threes — W. G. Grace

I'm so glad I put a hot, naked guy on my Christmas wish list. I just didn't think Santa would actually deliver one. — Patricia W. Fischer

I have no doubt at all the Devil grins,
As seas of ink I spatter.
Ye gods, forgive my "literary" sins
The other kind don't matter. — Robert W. Service

I think if the church did what they were supposed to do we wouldn't have anyone sleeping on the streets. — Michael W. Smith

I love you and I feel sad just like real people, so I must be human... Mustn't I? — Brian W. Aldiss

I don't know how not to get the flu. — Alfred W. Crosby