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No, Paige. I am trying to help you.""Go to hell."
"I already exist on a level of hell."
"Exist on one that isn't near mine. — Samantha Shannon
You're a big, lovable teddy bear.
— Michael Grant
We're automatons in a symphony conducted by a lunatic and performed by blind idealists. Damon
— Eleni Papanou
If you are rude, cynical, habitually-sarcastic or pessimistic, your life options are going to be very limited.
— Bryant McGill
I was speechless. Which is, as you know, very rare.
— James Patterson
My whole family is very sarcastic and constantly making jokes.
— Emily Deschanel
Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.
— Josh Billings
Her skin was white as leprosy.
— Samuel Taylor Coleridge
He makes a very handsome corpse and becomes his coffin prodigiously.
— Oliver Goldsmith
It's like a jolt of electricity, but worse.
— Lee Davidson
He is brilliant - to the top of his boots.
— David Lloyd George
Really, if the lower orders don't set a good example, what on earth is the use of them?
— Oscar Wilde
I barely heard her muffled comment of "Yay," but the sarcastic jazz hands were hard to miss.
— Katie McGarry
Don't have every dialog go in a straight line to solve the problem. Let your characters argue, be sarcastic, disagree or joke around.
— Dan Alatorre
If he ever had a bright idea it would be beginner's luck.
— William Lashner
very funny my sarcastic friend
— Cassandra Clare
He must have had a magnificent build before his stomach went in for a career of its own.
— Margaret Halsey
Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf.
— Oscar Wilde
Compassion: listening to a month's worth of snivelling when you break up with yet another asshole.
— Martyn V. Halm
The snow may be falling in the winter of my discontent, but at least I've got sarcastic company.
— John Green
He not only overflowed with learning, but stood in the slop.
— Sydney Smith
And he raised his glass to her. It could have been a compliment. Or the most sarcastic gesture anyone had ever made to her.
— Lisa Kleypas
I can be very dry and sarcastic.
— Hayden Panettiere
She resembles the Venus de Milo: she is very old, has no teeth, and has white spots on her yellow skin.
— Heinrich Heine
My dad is a very quick-witted, sarcastic, dry, humorous guy, whereas my mom's very silly, and that side of the family is very musical.
— Tim Heidecker
I'm very bubbly, so when people meet me, they sometimes think I'm fake. I'm excited to meet new people, but I guess I sound like I'm being sarcastic.
— Lyndsy Fonseca
Colombian humor is very black, very sarcastic.
— Barbet Schroeder
I can be a very sarcastic person, and sometimes people take every word I say literally.
— Sasha Grey
All of your sarcastic - ""Multilayered."
" - answers will not help your cause. You're very flippant about these proceedings. — Kresley Cole
I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
— Russell Lynes
I really do mean to offend you, you know.
— Kaycee Browning
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
— Jean Baudrillard
The 100% American is 99% idiot.
— George Bernard Shaw
Really?""No. I'm being ironic. Or is it sarcastic? I can never remember."
"Irony's cleverer, so you're probably being sarcastic. — Jonathan Stroud
Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
— Will Smith
You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
Wes is Wes," Alastair said. "One in every family. I love him, but I think of him as a sarcastic pet.
— John Scalzi
He was born stupid, and greatly increased his birthright.
— Samuel Butler
Size does matter. There's a lot of ways to make people feel good, but personally I think it does enhance things.
— Pamela Anderson
I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and discovering there's a gas bill tied to it.
— Rowan Atkinson
I don't recognize you - I've changed a lot.
— Oscar Wilde
I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight.
— Mark Twain
If you don't understand it, it's art.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
I sort of fell.""Percy! Six hundred and thirty feet? — Rick Riordan
Christians rejected the need for proof to support belief in God, yet dismissed proof altogether when it was there.
— Kira Peikoff
Keep trying?I'd rather keep walking. I mean, whisky is whisky — Ljupka Cvetanova
I'm really sarcastic. Not Morgan Webb sarcastic. She's dry, 100%. I'm different from her.
— Olivia Munn
She was kind of girl who'd eat all your cashews and leave you with nothing but peanuts and filberts.
— Raymond Chandler
