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No, Paige. I am trying to help you."
"Go to hell."
"I already exist on a level of hell."
"Exist on one that isn't near mine. — Samantha Shannon

You're a big, lovable teddy bear. — Michael Grant

We're automatons in a symphony conducted by a lunatic and performed by blind idealists. Damon — Eleni Papanou

If you are rude, cynical, habitually-sarcastic or pessimistic, your life options are going to be very limited. — Bryant McGill

i'm no good-girl-gone bad or goin O-na-na like Rihanna, but I'm gonna Work It like Iggy and Ride Like Lana. — Bee

I was speechless. Which is, as you know, very rare. — James Patterson

CALVIN:
Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien. — Bill Watterson

My whole family is very sarcastic and constantly making jokes. — Emily Deschanel

My daughter got me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. So we know she's sarcastic. — Bob Odenkirk

Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair. — Josh Billings

Her skin was white as leprosy. — Samuel Taylor Coleridge

He makes a very handsome corpse and becomes his coffin prodigiously. — Oliver Goldsmith

It's like a jolt of electricity, but worse. — Lee Davidson

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. — Mae West

He is brilliant - to the top of his boots. — David Lloyd George

Really, if the lower orders don't set a good example, what on earth is the use of them? — Oscar Wilde

I barely heard her muffled comment of "Yay," but the sarcastic jazz hands were hard to miss. — Katie McGarry

Don't have every dialog go in a straight line to solve the problem. Let your characters argue, be sarcastic, disagree or joke around. — Dan Alatorre

If he ever had a bright idea it would be beginner's luck. — William Lashner

very funny my sarcastic friend — Cassandra Clare

He must have had a magnificent build before his stomach went in for a career of its own. — Margaret Halsey

Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf. — Oscar Wilde

Compassion: listening to a month's worth of snivelling when you break up with yet another asshole. — Martyn V. Halm

The snow may be falling in the winter of my discontent, but at least I've got sarcastic company. — John Green

A lot of people are alive because I shed too much hair to get away with murder. — Darynda Jones

He not only overflowed with learning, but stood in the slop. — Sydney Smith

Logan leaned over and whispered, Or as I like to call it, the tutorial guide on how to mindfuck entire groups. — Tijan

And he raised his glass to her. It could have been a compliment. Or the most sarcastic gesture anyone had ever made to her. — Lisa Kleypas

I don't fancy myself as a very sarcastic person in real life. — Reggie Lee

Your idea of fidelity is not having more than one man in bed at the same time. — Frederic Raphael

I can be very dry and sarcastic. — Hayden Panettiere

She resembles the Venus de Milo: she is very old, has no teeth, and has white spots on her yellow skin. — Heinrich Heine

My dad is a very quick-witted, sarcastic, dry, humorous guy, whereas my mom's very silly, and that side of the family is very musical. — Tim Heidecker

What you said hurt me very much. I cried all the way to the bank. — Liberace

I'm very bubbly, so when people meet me, they sometimes think I'm fake. I'm excited to meet new people, but I guess I sound like I'm being sarcastic. — Lyndsy Fonseca

Colombian humor is very black, very sarcastic. — Barbet Schroeder

I can be a very sarcastic person, and sometimes people take every word I say literally. — Sasha Grey

All of your sarcastic - "
"Multilayered."
" - answers will not help your cause. You're very flippant about these proceedings. — Kresley Cole

I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works. — Russell Lynes

I really do mean to offend you, you know. — Kaycee Browning

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world. — Jean Baudrillard

The 100% American is 99% idiot. — George Bernard Shaw

Really?"
"No. I'm being ironic. Or is it sarcastic? I can never remember."
"Irony's cleverer, so you're probably being sarcastic. — Jonathan Stroud

Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit. — Will Smith

You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Wes is Wes," Alastair said. "One in every family. I love him, but I think of him as a sarcastic pet. — John Scalzi

He was born stupid, and greatly increased his birthright. — Samuel Butler

Size does matter. There's a lot of ways to make people feel good, but personally I think it does enhance things. — Pamela Anderson

He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. — Molly Ivins

I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and discovering there's a gas bill tied to it. — Rowan Atkinson

I don't recognize you - I've changed a lot. — Oscar Wilde

I'm the walkingest girl around. I like to work at it - really get my heart pounding. — Amy Yasbeck

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. — Mark Twain

If you don't understand it, it's art. — Ljupka Cvetanova

I sort of fell."
"Percy! Six hundred and thirty feet? — Rick Riordan

Christians rejected the need for proof to support belief in God, yet dismissed proof altogether when it was there. — Kira Peikoff

Keep trying?
I'd rather keep walking. I mean, whisky is whisky — Ljupka Cvetanova

I'm really sarcastic. Not Morgan Webb sarcastic. She's dry, 100%. I'm different from her. — Olivia Munn

She was kind of girl who'd eat all your cashews and leave you with nothing but peanuts and filberts. — Raymond Chandler

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't driving around on a bus and having a campfire kind of adding to the environment problem? — Will Smith