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Hide your gold, your faith and the reason of you journey.
— Eduard Heine
Mary Decker Slaney, the world greatest front runner, I shouldn't be surprised to see her at the front
— Ron Pickering
A skeptic is a person who, when he sees the handwriting on the wall, claims it is a forgery.
— Morris Bender
You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, I'll buy you a new car.
— Harvey Diamond
The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
A good time for laughing is when you can.
— Jessamyn West
It was not so very long ago that people thought that semiconductors were part-time orchestra leaders and microchips were very small snack foods.
— Geraldine Ferraro
The movement of life has to rest in its own music.
— Rabindranath Tagore
I try to stick to a vegan diet heavy on fruit and vegetables.
— Clint Eastwood
Sometimes you just gotta wear the tinfoil hat.
— Gary Hopkins
I realize you cant just throw real gems at ppl ... because they think cubic zirconia is the real thing lol
— Fee Scott
Wise is the fool who becomes a master at laughter.
— Curtis Tyrone Jones
Eternity is not a super-abundance of time, but timelessness.
— Vijay Balakrishnan
Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.
— Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach
There is the love of knowing without the love of learning; the beclouding here leads to dissipation of mind.
— Confucius
I Take Life Very Seriously: One Joke At A Time.
— Sandra Chami Kassis
When everyone thinks alike, no one thinks very much.
— Walter Lippmann
Situated in some nebulous distance I do what I do so that the universal balance of which I am a part may remain a balance.
— Antonio Porchia
The funny thing about an impossibility is that it tends to be a magnet for those who would prove it otherwise.
— Richelle E. Goodrich
Anytime you can escape to an adventure do it, what have you got to lose? Just keep turning the page.
— Mira Monroe
We drink to those who love us, we drink to those who don't. We drink to those who fuck us, and fuck those who don't!
— Tamsyn Bester
He's been breaking Olympic records like ninepins
— Des Lynam
Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.
— William Goldman
I'd rather be funny than wise.
— Dennis Miller
As fathers commonly go, it is seldom a misfortune to be fatherless; and considering the general run of sons, as seldom a misfortune to be childless.
— Lord Chesterfield
