Valium Quotes
Collection of top 29 famous quotes about Valium
Valium Quotes & Sayings
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Mashed potato is the gentile's chicken soup. It's nature's tranquilizer. I take it instead of valium.
— Andrew Payne
Viagra, Valtrex, Valium... you fuck enough strangers, you're taking a blue pill with a "V" on it.
— Tyler Knight
It's easier to create money than to spend it.
— Warren Buffett
Valium rubs out speech marks and pops thought-bubbles.
— David Mitchell
I could only tolerate an afternoon if I took a triple amount of the stated dose of valium prescribed by my GP (who would soon take his own life).
— Steven Morrissey
There's no such thing as bad weather - only the wrong clothes.
— Billy Connolly
Valium would have helped that bash.
— Lou Reed
Fifty grand for a paper bucket? Well it was all about context, you see.
— Paul Christensen
The winter passed as slowly and peacefully as a boa constrictor digesting a valium addict.
— Tom Robbins
To sigh, yet feel no pain; To weep, yet scarce know why; To sport an hour with Beauty's chain, Then throw it idly by.
— Charles Lamb
Somerset has a wonderful wildness about it - it hasn't been tamed. This is farming country, and there's a realness here - I love it.
— Anthony Head
If you feel lucky, then you are.
— Katherine Center
Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
— Robin Williams
I'd blow someone for a valium," I said in Jacob's ear."Maybe he's got one ... but try offering a hand-job first so you retain some leverage. — Jordan Castillo Price
On a visit or vacation to Toba Lake,you may say 'Horas' to Batak people,
when we meet, visit and shake hands. — Toba Beta
Everything goes wrong for a government which is going wrong
— Richard Crossman
Sharks are just evil bastards. I'm quite happy if all the sharks just went, because they eat fish and us. And we need the fish.
— Eddie Izzard
I think I can safely conclude that there is not a lot to be said for playing chess while on Valium.
— Tony Miles
For me there ain't no high heel high enough.
— Christian Louboutin
When it comes to flying, I am a nervous passenger but a confident drinker and Valium-swallower.
— Martin Amis
Plans are nothing; planning is everything.
— Dwight D. Eisenhower
My goldfish is swimming around all excited inside the fishbowl on the fridge so I reach up and drop a Valium in its water.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Unless degree is preserved, the first place is safe for no one.
— Publilius Syrus
Cricket is baseball on Valium.
— Robin Williams
Then it's just day by day. And most days are beautiful, Don. It's regretting yesterday or overthinking tomorrow, that's when ugliness comes in, right?
— Dean Bakopoulos