Funny People Quotes
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I look crazy, but I'm not. And the funny thing is, that other people don't look crazy, but they are.
— Eden Ahbez
I tended to hate people that hit me in the head without warning.
— Amanda Hocking
If you think I'm one of those people who try to be funny at breakfast you're wrong. I'm invariably ill-tempered in the early morning.
— Daphne Du Maurier
If people want to compete for leadership of a religious group, they can compete in piety. A chilling thought. Or funny.
— Mary Douglas
I really hate it when people want to kill me. It makes me think they don't want to be friends. - Raven from Blood of Prey
— R.J. Dennis
Onions make me sad. A lot of people don't realize that.
— Mitch Hedberg
The books are funny and sad, and that's what people respond to.
— Paula Danziger
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[the car] backfired a lot. Loud enough that when I drove in the wrong part of town and it let loose with a gas fart, people actually ducked for cover.
— Adrienne Wilder
How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?
— Steven Wright
I think people like comedies and I think concept driven comedies seem to be working when it's a clear concept and you deliver funny stuff.
— Todd Phillips
During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one.
— Jerry Stiller
Funny how people that don't believe in nothin' are so quick to believe every crazy story about people like us.
— Dean Koontz
I've always liked being funny and making people laugh. I was a cut-up when I was a kid, and was always doing bits for my friends and family.
— Busy Philipps
The people from 'The State' are close friends, but also some of the most incredibly funny people I know.
— Joe Lo Truglio
Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I'm one of the few people who believes it was the blacks.
— Sarah Silverman
It's funny how people can take up so much roomin your heart
but you still have plenty left
for someone else — Marilyn Hilton
Each marriage starts with two built-in handicaps. It involves two imperfect people.
— Russell M. Nelson
I want to do drama - no one really sees that. People just think I'm the funny guy and I can't do anything else, and that's just not true.
— Mark Indelicato
It's always cool on the airplane when people are watching 'SVU.' It's funny. And it's always the reruns.
— Kelli Giddish
They say if you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns. Well, those are precisely the people who need them!
— George Carlin
I've always surrounded myself with funny people.
— Leslie Mann
I think people who are fanatical about anything are funny.
— Jackie Schaffer
A funny thing about tolerant people? They're really only tolerant when you agree with them.
— Greg Gutfeld
I don't like forcing comedy and people just trying to do things just to find a funny beat all the time.
— Martin Lawrence
It's probably polite to pretend you don't see people coming out of pawnshops, anyhow.
— Dashiell Hammett
Particularly beautiful people were like particularly funny-looking people, though. Once you know them you mostly forgot about it.
— Ann Brashares
Dear Hotel People: We don't need a cheeseball clock-radio. WE NEED PLACES TO PLUG STUFF IN. Thank you.
— Dave Barry
Maybe you should make me a list of people I can kill and ways in which they're allowed to die," he said. "You are not funny." "I'm very funny.
— Ilona Andrews
Who decides which defects are funny and which ones are tragic? Nobody laughs at blind people or makes iron lung jokes.
— David Mitchell
People have sex, even the religious ones. Yet, when sex is transferred into words, suddenly it's dirty, vulgar, immoral, trashy. Funny huh?
— Hector Himeros
The coldest depth of Hell is reserved for people who abandon kittens.
— Robert A. Heinlein
If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.
— Thabang Gideon Magaola
Sometimes the funniest people don't know that they're funny - like the administrators in my high school.
— Vanessa Bayer
Many people think the Cards at the end of the wire will cross the finish line first.
— Jerry Coleman
I know a lot of funny people in a lot of funny places.
— John Mellencamp
What can I say? I'm like a playground water fountain, I live to wet people's pants.
— Frances Winkler
How do Polish people spell farm? E-I-E-I-O
— Henny Youngman
It's nice to find people who live on the fringe, finding one another and she's just unrelentingly funny.
— Steve Carell
I guess the only thing to do now is meet his parents. I'm sure they're decent people. I mean they gotta be if they named their son Gaylord Focker.
— Robert De Niro
I love how people walk around with crucifixes, skullcaps, pointy hats, funny beards and then say 'you should keep your atheism to yourself.'
— Ricky Gervais
It's a one-to-one dialogue. You open your mouth and you're talking to 6 million people.
— Derek Jameson
I've never been bothered with my conduct. I've only been bothered by people that don't get it correct when they gossip about me.
— Shannon L. Alder
The funny thing about writing is I think a lot of people assume that you're sitting in a garret with a quill pen for hour after hour.
— Lincoln Child
I love people; it's mankind I can't stand.
— Charles M. Schulz
We started with 53,000 people. Half are gone, but surprisingly, most are still here!
— Jerry Coleman
When I tell people I'm a comedian they say, 'Oh, are you funny?' I say, 'No, it's not that kind of comedy.'
— Susan Sarandon
Sometimes we know people who aretoo wonderful for words. I am not one of them.
Or you, for that matter, as you well know. — Michael Hogan
There's a lot of very funny people I'd love to work with that I've never met, of course. I love Steve Martin and Jim Carrey.
— Dick Van Dyke
I feel no grief for being called somethingwhich
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub — Charles Bukowski
First of all, I find everything funny, which is upsetting to my children sometimes, and to people in my life, in general.
— Jenji Kohan
You must be careful when you ask people whether they're happy; it's a question that can upset them a great deal.
— Francois Lelord
I played in a death-metal band. People either loved us or hated us. Or they thought we were OK.
— Mitch Hedberg
Size does matter. There's a lot of ways to make people feel good, but personally I think it does enhance things.
— Pamela Anderson
People are funny. They often don't mean to be, and that's what makes it even more endearing.
— Jennifer Lee
You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.
— Samuel Butler
People are funny. They look down from all sorts of heights and then if the looking down has no effect they get unsure.
— John McGahern
Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf.
— Oscar Wilde
People have many theories about comedy, but being just plain funny is the one most important thing.
— Gilbert Gottfried
People think I am funny all the time. But I am not. I am serious, too. Also, I enjoy serious, dramatic films.
— Kapil Sharma
The funny thing about mundies is how obsessed with magic they are for a bunch of people who don't even know what the word means.
— Cassandra Clare
You're not a loser. You're almost as smart as me, which makes you one of the smartest people on the planet.
— Jules Barnard
