Vacuum Cleaning Quotes

The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. — Roseanne Barr

If you decide that you cannot beat a temptation, what you are really doing is giving yourself permission to be irresponsible. — Gary Zukav

We go on in our pleasures thinking they're going to last forever. — Billy Graham

The old vacuum cleaner keeps dying on her
over and over
until at last the cleaning woman
scares it by yelling:
"Motherfucker! — Lydia Davis

Don't prepare. Begin. — Steven Pressfield

Love is like sunlight. You must embrace the dark shadow of the past warmly and touch the hearts of others, that's when they'll love you. — Auliq Ice

Memoirs are noting more than literary masterbation. — Christy Leigh Stewart