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True But Funny Quotes By Tammara Webber: She shuddered. What is it with slobbery kissers? She shuddered. What is it with slobbery kissers? Are they trying to drown us in spit? I mean, Jesus, swallow every now and then. — Tammara Webber
True But Funny Quotes By Yana Toboso: Even though I dislike being kicked by others, Even though I dislike being kicked by others, I do enjoy the feeling of kicking others — Yana Toboso
True But Funny Quotes By Criss Jami: Nothing amuses people more than a cocky guy Nothing amuses people more than a cocky guy who starts losing. — Criss Jami
True But Funny Quotes By Cameo Renae: Selective hearing ... typical male. Maybe he was Selective hearing ... typical male. Maybe he was human after all ... — Cameo Renae
True But Funny Quotes By Parker S. Huntington: What you're experiencing isn't a dry spell. It's What you're experiencing isn't a dry spell. It's a dust bowl. Tell me, do you find cob webs in there every time you get yourself off? — Parker S. Huntington
True But Funny Quotes By Fee Scott: I realize you cant just throw real gems I realize you cant just throw real gems at ppl ... because they think cubic zirconia is the real thing lol — Fee Scott
True But Funny Quotes By Regina Griffin: Ish #1 It's not your mama's macaroni and Ish #1 It's not your mama's macaroni and cheese if you used spaghetti noodles. — Regina Griffin
True But Funny Quotes By Edmund Hillary: I was extremely lucky that I had two I was extremely lucky that I had two great wives. It sounds a bit funny to say that, but it's absolutely true. — Edmund Hillary
True But Funny Quotes By Wilson Rawls: If they weren't staring at a fellow, they If they weren't staring at a fellow, they were laughing at him. — Wilson Rawls
True But Funny Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: He started to look back, but he knew He started to look back, but he knew better. That fool always got eaten in the movies. And Nick didn't want to be on anyone's menu. — Sherrilyn Kenyon
True But Funny Quotes By Michael Dobbs: His deepest need was that people should like His deepest need was that people should like him. An admirable trait that; in a spaniel. Or a whore. — Michael Dobbs
True But Funny Quotes By Joey Fatone: It's fun to be able to have a It's fun to be able to have a fun palate, and the way I say that, you think about it and it sounds funny, but it's true. — Joey Fatone
True But Funny Quotes By Criss Jami: The manlier you are, the harder it is The manlier you are, the harder it is to understand what a woman wants: there is not a hint of female brain in you. — Criss Jami
True But Funny Quotes By Terry Pratchett: If you had enough money, you could hardly If you had enough money, you could hardly commit crimes at all. You just perpetrated amusing little peccadilloes. — Terry Pratchett
True But Funny Quotes By Criss Jami: Whenever you feel like feeling like a devil's Whenever you feel like feeling like a devil's advocate, Bible-thump. That, in a worldly world, is the great irony and satire of evangelism. — Criss Jami
True But Funny Quotes By Monica Murphy: I'm sure I look a wreck. But he's I'm sure I look a wreck. But he's the one who wrecked me so he may as well take a good long look at what he's done. — Monica Murphy
True But Funny Quotes By Stephen King: I used to laugh at that old wheeze I used to laugh at that old wheeze about a man wanting his son to be better than he was, but as I get older it seems less funny and more true. — Stephen King
True But Funny Quotes By Shirley Jackson: Nothing," she said, "upsets me more than being Nothing," she said, "upsets me more than being hungry; I snarl and snap and burst into tears. — Shirley Jackson
True But Funny Quotes By Julian Fellowes: The movies are funny, in one way, because The movies are funny, in one way, because you think of everyone being as beautiful as the dawn, but that isn't true. — Julian Fellowes
True But Funny Quotes By Amy Hill Hearth: When you're in a train and it breaks When you're in a train and it breaks down, well, there you is. But when you're in a plane and it breaks down, there you AIN'T. — Amy Hill Hearth
True But Funny Quotes By Jonathan Dunne: But some jokes are hilarious until they become But some jokes are hilarious until they become true and they're not so funny anymore. — Jonathan Dunne
True But Funny Quotes By Ashley Purdy: Being unique is what's cool man. Being normal? Being unique is what's cool man. Being normal? What's that? That's a setting on a washing machine. Nobody wants to be that. — Ashley Purdy
True But Funny Quotes By Solange Nicole: An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc anyway. — Solange Nicole
True But Funny Quotes By Criss Jami: Telling an introvert to go to a party Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell. — Criss Jami
True But Funny Quotes By Jasmine Lozano: Keep calm and be yourself Keep calm and be yourself — Jasmine Lozano
True But Funny Quotes By Regina Griffin: Ish #19 If your diet soda has zero Ish #19 If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking? — Regina Griffin
True But Funny Quotes By Eoin Colfer: I did what all good Iriah dads do I did what all good Iriah dads do when faced with a worthy adversary..I said Ask your mother!! — Eoin Colfer
True But Funny Quotes By Regina Griffin: Ish #109 If MapQuest says make a right, Ish #109 If MapQuest says make a right, go straight. You'll get there quicker. — Regina Griffin
True But Funny Quotes By Stephanie Perkins: I don't know. I don't really like old I don't know. I don't really like old movies. The acting is so, 'Hey buddy, ol' pal. Let's go wear our hats and have a big misunderstanding — Stephanie Perkins
True But Funny Quotes By Shannon Hale: Falling in love and falling to your death Falling in love and falling to your death feel about the same, I thought. And I almost laughed. — Shannon Hale
True But Funny Quotes By Adrian Sandvaer: One person may look and only see a One person may look and only see a tree, whereas others may look and see a tree with leaves. — Adrian Sandvaer
True But Funny Quotes By Zayn Malik: Life is funny. Things change, people change, but Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone. — Zayn Malik
True But Funny Quotes By Oliver Gaspirtz: Dogs are angels full of poop. Dogs are angels full of poop. — Oliver Gaspirtz
True But Funny Quotes By Criss Jami: Tolerance! The virtue that makes one bite his Tolerance! The virtue that makes one bite his tongue so that he can tear out his hair. — Criss Jami
True But Funny Quotes By Aditi Mathur Kumar: What is about Army uniforms? Especially combats. They What is about Army uniforms? Especially combats. They are just drool-worthy, if you ask me. — Aditi Mathur Kumar
True But Funny Quotes By Fred Ebb: When it all comes true Just the way When it all comes true Just the way you planned It's funny but the bells don't ring It's a quiet thing. — Fred Ebb
True But Funny Quotes By Criss Jami: Assuming what people want is about as controlled Assuming what people want is about as controlled as using fireworks to start a fire. — Criss Jami
True But Funny Quotes By Criss Jami: There is a certain delightful sort of hope There is a certain delightful sort of hope which the introvert can receive only by having company over...the hope that they will leave soon. — Criss Jami
True But Funny Quotes By Yahtzee Croshaw: Nothing ruins a good thing quite like knowing Nothing ruins a good thing quite like knowing you share your opinions with mindless little tits. — Yahtzee Croshaw
True But Funny Quotes By Criss Jami: Respect? Of course, always, to all, because everything Respect? Of course, always, to all, because everything seems funnier when you're trying to show respect. — Criss Jami
True But Funny Quotes By Carroll Bryant: He who laughs last ... just didn't get He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke. — Carroll Bryant
True But Funny Quotes By Mark Lawrence: Gomst's mouth framed a 'no', but every other Gomst's mouth framed a 'no', but every other muscle in him said 'yes'. You'd think priests would be better liars, what with their jobs and all. — Mark Lawrence
True But Funny Quotes By Mark Leiren-Young: Like all great adventures, this one started with Like all great adventures, this one started with someone trying to get laid. King Menelaus didn't go to Troy for the baklava. — Mark Leiren-Young
True But Funny Quotes By P.C. Cast: When boys get mad its not so bad When boys get mad its not so bad
When girls get mad world WW3 is about to start! — P.C. Cast
True But Funny Quotes By Criss Jami: Nothing frustrates people more than a cocky guy Nothing frustrates people more than a cocky guy who's still winning. — Criss Jami
True But Funny Quotes By Chris Pratt: Nick Offerman is my hero. He just cracks Nick Offerman is my hero. He just cracks me up. He's so funny, but he's a true actor, too - he's bringing so much when he's onscreen. — Chris Pratt
True But Funny Quotes By Werley Nortreus: You're sad? I'll cheer you up. You're upset? You're sad? I'll cheer you up. You're upset? I'd love to listen. All you have to do is come to me, you know I'll be there for you. — Werley Nortreus
True But Funny Quotes By Nobita Nobi: We can't against human stupidity. Because they are We can't against human stupidity. Because they are too many and too dangerous. — Nobita Nobi
True But Funny Quotes By Abdul'Rauf Hashmi: Sometimes I wonder how many others you're texting Sometimes I wonder how many others you're texting while you're texting me. — Abdul'Rauf Hashmi
True But Funny Quotes By Charles M. Schulz: Never lie in bed at night asking yourself Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer. — Charles M. Schulz
True But Funny Quotes By Criss Jami: To claim that one can never live a To claim that one can never live a positive life with a negative mind is a very negative claim to make! — Criss Jami
True But Funny Quotes By Raheel Farooq: Real comedy is not when you laugh at Real comedy is not when you laugh at an idiot, it's when the idiot laughs at you. — Raheel Farooq
True But Funny Quotes By Sue Ann Jaffarian: It is not against the law to be It is not against the law to be a nincompoop. If so, I would have a rap sheet as long as my arm. — Sue Ann Jaffarian
True But Funny Quotes By Criss Jami: Drunken men give some of the best pep Drunken men give some of the best pep talks. — Criss Jami
True But Funny Quotes By G.K. Chesterton: "vers libre," (free verse) or nine-tenths of it, "vers libre," (free verse) or nine-tenths of it, is not a new metre any more than sleeping in a ditch is a new school of architecture. — G.K. Chesterton
True But Funny Quotes By Fakeer Ishavardas: Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags. — Fakeer Ishavardas
True But Funny Quotes By Mie Hansson: Everything is possible in America, except the production Everything is possible in America, except the production of intelligence. — Mie Hansson
True But Funny Quotes By George Carlin: If no one knows when a person is If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely? — George Carlin
True But Funny Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Life before toilet paper was not worth living. Life before toilet paper was not worth living. — Sherrilyn Kenyon
True But Funny Quotes By Criss Jami: April Fools' is the only day to take April Fools' is the only day to take people seriously. — Criss Jami
True But Funny Quotes By Terry Pratchett: A woman always has half an onion left A woman always has half an onion left over, no matter what size of the onion, the dish or the woman — Terry Pratchett
True But Funny Quotes By Tom Althouse: I get the feeling humanity would be thrilled I get the feeling humanity would be thrilled to discover life on another planet. So why not rediscover it here and really cherish it. — Tom Althouse
True But Funny Quotes By Scott Adams: I used to be stupid but I've turned I used to be stupid but I've turned that situation around 360 degrees. — Scott Adams
True But Funny Quotes By George R R Martin: A man grows weary of having no lovers A man grows weary of having no lovers but his fingers. — George R R Martin
True But Funny Quotes By Tia Giacalone: Well sue me for staring. I'd be willing Well sue me for staring. I'd be willing to scrub away my shame on his washboard abs. — Tia Giacalone
True But Funny Quotes By K.A. Tucker: Boys do suck the brains out of smart Boys do suck the brains out of smart girls. — K.A. Tucker
True But Funny Quotes By Donald Jans: I'm not sure who faked their orgasm first, I'm not sure who faked their orgasm first, but thankfully it was over rather quickly. — Donald Jans
True But Funny Quotes By Arlene Schindler: I come from a long line of miserable I come from a long line of miserable people. — Arlene Schindler
True But Funny Quotes By E.A. Bucchianeri: I have been told the best things in I have been told the best things in life are free ~ I found them very expensive. — E.A. Bucchianeri