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Trees Funny Quotes By Wallace Stegner: Hope was always out ahead of fact, possibility

Hope was always out ahead of fact, possibility obscured the outlines of reality. — Wallace Stegner

Trees Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I cannot tell you what hotel I'm staying

I cannot tell you what hotel I'm staying at, but there are two trees involved. — Mitch Hedberg

Trees Funny Quotes By Bill Engvall: I hit two trees and fell down a

I hit two trees and fell down a ditch. And that was just walking from the lodge. — Bill Engvall

Trees Funny Quotes By Jack Handy: If trees could scream, would we be so

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason. — Jack Handy

Trees Funny Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: Love is like encountering a forest and having

Love is like encountering a forest and having to chop down every tree but one. Oh, and you have to chop down each tree by hugging it until it falls. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Trees Funny Quotes By Jacques Deval: God loved the birds and invented trees. Man

God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages. — Jacques Deval

Trees Funny Quotes By Bauvard: We need to save the forests. I have

We need to save the forests. I have a big warehouse we can store them in. — Bauvard

Trees Funny Quotes By Ella Frank: Straight, huh? You know, funny thing is, often

Straight, huh? You know, funny thing is, often the straightest of trees have crooked roots. — Ella Frank

Trees Funny Quotes By Dale A. Ostlie: It can be said that we are all

It can be said that we are all "star dust," the product of heavy element generation within previous generations of stars. — Dale A. Ostlie

Trees Funny Quotes By Stephen Stills: There were times I thought I was going

There were times I thought I was going to turn to the blues, but then I'd hear better blues players. — Stephen Stills

Trees Funny Quotes By William Carlos Williams: The better work men do is always done

The better work men do is always done under stress and at great personal cost. — William Carlos Williams

Trees Funny Quotes By Tom Trebelhorn: Running a ball club is like raising kids

Running a ball club is like raising kids who fall out of trees. — Tom Trebelhorn

Trees Funny Quotes By Khandi Alexander: I think, often times, it's the audience that

I think, often times, it's the audience that suffers when a show isn't given the opportunity to have a beginning, middle and end. — Khandi Alexander

Trees Funny Quotes By John Lennon: Meanings of all songs come after they are

Meanings of all songs come after they are recorded. Someone else has to interpret them — John Lennon