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I always feel I do it too slow, but then others do it faster.
— Eugene Ormandy
I think actors who take things too far are funny.
— Dean Norris
Step one, accept she was a damn boss. Step two, hide all the knives, guns, and maybe the pillows, too.
— J.J. McAvoy
Rina's always claimed that I expect too little from life," Standard said."Then at least you'll never be disappointed. — James Sallis
What is funny about us is precisely that we take ourselves too seriously.
— Reinhold Niebuhr
I said to the waitress, "There's a fly swimming in my soup." She said: "You've got too much soup - he should only be able to paddle."
— Frank Carson
Right now my favorite TV show - because it's too close to home - is 'My Name Is Earl.' That show kills me. There's some funny stuff in there.
— Rodney Atkins
If I could get hold of something nasty and drop it in the coffee urn, I could poison them all.""Too bad your personality's not water-soluble. — Jesse Hajicek
He thinks things through too much.
— Stephenie Meyer
It's a funny thing about suspicions, Mr. Wright. All too often, they're just vain hopes in disguise.
— Tessa Dare
I've written for the waste basket so often that we've become friends. He writes too, but it's mostly garbage.
— Ryan Lilly
All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it.
— Carroll Bryant
I am not fake, I am just too good to be true (-:
— Mahsati Abdul
People worried too much about their children. Suffering when you're young is good for you. It immunized your body and soul ...
— Jeannette Walls
My father taught me a good lesson: Don't get to low when things go wrong. And don't get too high when things are good.
— Robert Parish
I have no future,' said Hanno. 'I need no prophecy. You talk too much, woman.
— William Nicholson
Too bad. Family members hit you by accident. Psychopathic whores tend to come back for more.
— Richelle Mead
She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" "No, jump in!"
— Henny Youngman
There's something that's really fun about the challenge of making the mundane funny, too, I think.
— Jim Gaffigan
I hope his breath wasn't too bad for 'Bron.'
— Paul George
Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject.
— Shelby Metcalf
Let me ask you a question. How long is too long to text someone back? My wife still thinks I died in 9/11.
— Frankie Boyle
May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch
— Keisha Keenleyside
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc anyway.
— Solange Nicole
It seemed that it was not only live magicians which Mr. Norrell despised. He had taken the measure of all the dead ones too and found them wanting.
— Susanna Clarke
Life is too short to dance with ugly men
— Christina Dodd
You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!
— Bill Watterson
Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.
— Suzanne Collins
Funny, though, I don't feel too bad.
— Suzanne Collins
On why he no longer went to Ruggeri's, a St. Louis restaurant: "Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded."
— Yogi Berra
He once again pointed to that creepy theatrical smile. There were way too many teeth there. It made him look positively demented.
— Richard E. Gropp
Someday my prince will come," she lamented softly, "too fast.
— Melinda DuChamp
Funny; people die in clumps too.
— Rick Yancey
A fine city with too many socialists and mosquitoes. At least you can spray the mosquitoes.
— Ralph Klein
Whereas shame let out can lead to freedom, or at least to a funny story, which is a sort of freedom too.
— Jon Ronson
People think I am funny all the time. But I am not. I am serious, too. Also, I enjoy serious, dramatic films.
— Kapil Sharma
We're too busy busting whorehouses or solving murders. That's what makes the show so funny
— Jaime Bergman
Don't be too nice to him," I teased. "He'll never leave.
— Juliet Blackwell
You set fire to my house, killed my family, and ate my dog. But steal my boyfriend? That's a step too far.
— Libba Bray
The pigs can't stop the fox; I'm too quick,' Takumi said to himself. I can rhyme while I run; I'm that slick.
— John Green
She thinks you're stalking me.""Why the hell would I do that? I see too much of your ugly mug as it is. — Margaret Watson
She said he looked hot in uniform. He said she looked hot without clothes.
She said he did, too. He agreed. — Angela Verdenius
Men only go for skinny women because they're too weak to argue - and salads are cheap.
— Frank Carson
LIKE THE SUICIDAL RACCOON, I, TOO, WILL FUCK UP YOUR ALIGNMENT IF YOU RUN ME OVER. - T-shirt
— Darynda Jones
I ought to write funny books. Life is really too horribly funny, but unless one's an outsider looking on, it's all such a bore.
— Graham Greene
Isn't it funny how something that will later be a blessing can be a curse if you get it too soon.
— T.D. Jakes
Ash is going to kick your ass, Daemon."Daemon's grin went up a notch. "Nah, she likes my ass too much for that. — Jennifer L. Armentrout
Too many writers get stuck in the trap of writing what they think is funny and not considering who they are writing it for.
— Robin Thede
When I was a little kid I wanted to be Face. I thought, cos I had blond hair and he did too, that when I grew up I'd look like him.
— Noel Fielding
I was a theater guy growing up and I wanted to be Al Pacino, and I think I just looked and sounded too funny.
— Charlie Day
Sometimes we know people who aretoo wonderful for words. I am not one of them.
Or you, for that matter, as you well know. — Michael Hogan
Do you think pandas know they're Chinese and they're taking the one child policy a bit too seriously?
— Jim Jefferies
I enlarge the photo again. Nope, too blurry
— Marie Lu
Life is way too short, so try to enjoy every minute of it with a sense of humor!
— Christina Scalise
My eyes are different sizes, my nose is too broad at the bridge and squishes up when I laugh, and my lips are sorta funny when I smile.
— Terry Farrell
Something feels funny. I must be thinking too hard.
— A.A. Milne
Everybody wanted to be depressed. But your depression was supposed to be funny, too, and that was what had proved too much for Dolores.
— Mary Gaitskill
Mama is funny. She has a great sense of humor and loves a good joke. Loves a practical joke, too.
— Reba McEntire
There's no such thing as too much power!
— Wolfgang Gullich
When something is too beautiful or too terrible or even too funny for words, then it is time for poetry.
— Eve Merriam
I can eat you at breakfast, not because I am a monster; it is only because you are too cute and yummy.
— M.F. Moonzajer
A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!"
— Henny Youngman
I've been fortunate - I haven't had too many auditions. I slept with the right people.
— Pamela Anderson
I do find comedy difficult. I don't know why. Maybe I think about it too much. There's a tremendous amount of pressure to be funny.
— Michelle Pfeiffer
I squinted at her. "You're an adult." "You're an adult too." "But you're an older adult. You've had more practice." Mom leaned back and laughed.
— Ilona Andrews
Don't you think you're quite young?''I'm twenty-one,' said Brida. 'If I wanted to start learning ballet, I'd be conseidered too old. — Paulo Coelho
You're far too prickly tempered to be a mistress. You're far better suited as a wife.
— Lisa Kleypas
How come I have too many things to do all the time ... ??
— Hiroko Sakai
Don't take life too seriously.
— RuPaul