Nobody hates hipsters more than hipsters.
— Tim Heidecker
On movies, you have a lot of stylists that get things too pretty. Everything gets steamed and ironed. It's just not the way we really behave.
— Tim Heidecker
I'm a little bit of an amateur political junkie.
— Tim Heidecker
Abbott and Costello were huge for me as a very young person.
— Tim Heidecker
I don't have a big hang-up about my body.
— Tim Heidecker
There's a lot of dopes in life, and in film school. The interesting people are usually easy to find. — Tim Heidecker
I think comedy has to come from a real place. It has to come from an honest place. — Tim Heidecker
I'm always in situations where you can't be funny, and yet I want to do it anyway. — Tim Heidecker
I think the great sketch shows, like 'Python' and 'Mr. Show,' they didn't stick around for very long. There's something kind of cool about that. — Tim Heidecker
Back in high school, there was something fun and dangerous about inhabiting a different personality. — Tim Heidecker
It's never fun to read death threats. — Tim Heidecker
I'll go to see movies, but I also love being at home on my couch and pausing every 10 minutes to pee. — Tim Heidecker
I think, you know, I'm German, and um, probably not very expressive in my emotions. — Tim Heidecker
I think there's a fine, healthy tradition of, you know, the people on the fringes satirizing the process of Hollywood. — Tim Heidecker
My dad is a very quick-witted, sarcastic, dry, humorous guy, whereas my mom's very silly, and that side of the family is very musical. — Tim Heidecker
A lot of movies aren't intended for everybody. — Tim Heidecker
In the world of 'Tim and Eric,' everything is big and ridiculous and absurd. — Tim Heidecker
When anything doesn't hit with a huge laugh, as comics, it feels like, Oh no, oh no, we're sinking. — Tim Heidecker
There are a lot of young, well-educated, artistic people out there that like to be entertained. — Tim Heidecker
There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices. — Tim Heidecker
I have been skeptical and not trusting of traditional models of the entertainment industry. I never got a manager. — Tim Heidecker
When I was a kid I went to Catholic school, and they used to drag us out to pro-life rallies and stuff full of crazy people. — Tim Heidecker
We, the comics that we like, we're all, like, post-humor. — Tim Heidecker
When I was in college in Philly, there was a lot of post-punks ... hardcore ... like, rock. Sixties, retro, proto-Strokes kind of bands. — Tim Heidecker
Most of my ideas just come out funny. — Tim Heidecker
The idea that everyone's opinion is valuable is sometimes up for question. — Tim Heidecker
Costumes are fun. Dress up like a pilot some night and watch as people stare! — Tim Heidecker
Well, I love Bob Dylan, let's make that clear. He's one of my musical heroes. — Tim Heidecker
Everyone's heard the same joke a million times and knows the setups. They are tired of the mass-marketed entertainment served on the networks. — Tim Heidecker
