The Shower Quotes
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If you take a shower with your boyfriend, I guarantee by the time you step out of that shower, your breasts will be sparkling clean.
— Sarah Silverman
The girl must be looking for another hot-fudge shower, Ellen said. Then she, too, advanced on Leesha.
— Cinda Williams Chima
Self-care should include the cold shower as well as the scented tub.
— Mary Catherine Bateson
I write every day ... I never get ideas unless I'm actually writing. Ideas I get in the shower don't do me any good.
— Janet Fitch
Who loves ya, doll?" Finn opened his arms wide, screaming over the teaming shower, "We do, we do! To moon and back.
— Riley Mackenzie
I was always musical - yelling when I was a baby, singing into a brush and singing in the shower.
— Susan Boyle
Yo, Dekko, who do I gotta blow around here to get a shower?
— Kresley Cole
I'm a mom - I'm lucky if I get to shower in the morning. Luckily, nail polish stays on my toes. I've been so bad on the upkeep, though.
— Idina Menzel
When I was growing up, in our house nudity was defined as the period of time between the shower and your towel.
— Amy Cohen
A 'farm' today means 100,000 chickens in a space the size of a Motel 6 shower stall.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Song ideas have come to me in the middle of interviews, in the shower, or while I'm writing another song.
— Joe Satriani
Many are less fortunate than you' may not be a roof to live under, but it will serve to retire beneath in the event of a shower.
— Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
What would he imagine next? Little hairy beasties tap-dancing on his sofa, or other fey creatures sneaking up on him in the shower?' (Syn)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
I'm not bad at singing - at least in the shower.
— Sean Bean
I don't spend as much time on my hair as people think. I get out of the shower, whack some grease on there and I'm done.
— Chris Isaak
The soul, at peace, reflects the peace without, Forgetting grief as sunset skies forget The morning's transient shower.
— Emma Lazarus
I was just bathing."
"Aren't you the fortunate man. Bathing."
"Only a shower. — Ernest Hemingway,
"Aren't you the fortunate man. Bathing."
"Only a shower. — Ernest Hemingway,
THE HOT WATER'S a scorcher and the cold water's like a winter puddle, and the shower offers nothing in between.
— Chuck Wendig
I step naked into the shower of truth - whole-hearted, bloody-minded, utterly selfish, no longer even pretending to enjoy or understand anything.
— Selima Hill
I use bath gloves in the shower every day. People often comment on my skin and I just tell them that I use bath gloves.
— Meagan Good
The faint bruise on the side of her cheek had paled to a sickly yellow.
Imagine that. She'd fallen in the shower. Again.
Just ask Daddy. — Veronica Wolff
Imagine that. She'd fallen in the shower. Again.
Just ask Daddy. — Veronica Wolff
A small part of her secretly hoped she caught him in bed. But that really was a very small part.
The bigger part hoped he was in the shower. — Jill Shalvis
The bigger part hoped he was in the shower. — Jill Shalvis
The really witty man does not shower forth his wit so indiscriminately;
— Cecil B. Hartley
He sendeth sun, he sendeth shower, alike they're needed to the flower; and joys and tears alike are sent to give the soul its nourishment.
— Sarah Fuller Flower Adams
Love surrounds you like steam in the shower. You can't see the individual drops, but you get warm. And wet. And clean.
— Jo Nesbo
I actually love my natural hair when it's in a twist out and it's been slept on for five days and revived by the steam of the shower.
— Solange Knowles
English clubs are very exclusive. I played Royal Foxshire and they made me wear a suit and tie ... in the shower.
— Bob Hope
I'll shower, then we can go. I smell like a zombie."
Hell, if the undead looked like that, bring on the zombie apocalypse. — Brynn Kelly
Hell, if the undead looked like that, bring on the zombie apocalypse. — Brynn Kelly
Comics, for me, is being able to sing alone in the shower. I find it freeing. You just pick up a pen and get to it.
— Shia Labeouf
But the best part of catching Neil in the shower was, hands down, the loud, awful singing.
— Abigail Barnette
The Patriot wears that mask EVERYWHERE! Even in the shower!
— Anderson Luis De Abreu Oliveira
Remember to tuck the shower curtain inside the bathtub.
— Conrad Hilton
When true friends meet in adverse hour; 'Tis like a sunbeam through a shower. A watery way an instant seen, The darkly closing clouds between.
— Walter Scott
My shower doesn't make everything go away. The world doesn't feel like a bigger, brighter place because my hair smells like coconuts.
— Jolene Perry
You smell good."
"It's called a shower. Soap, shampoo, water-"
"Naked. I know the drill. — Becca Fitzpatrick
"It's called a shower. Soap, shampoo, water-"
"Naked. I know the drill. — Becca Fitzpatrick
Oh tarnish late on Wenlock Edge,
Gold that I never see;
Lie long high snowdrifts in the hedge
That will not shower on me. — A.E. Housman
Gold that I never see;
Lie long high snowdrifts in the hedge
That will not shower on me. — A.E. Housman
God is a shower to the heart burned up with grief; God is a sun to the face deluged with tears.
— Philibert Joseph Roux
I've always sung in the shower. Now I make the stage a mental shower in order not to get too uptight and enjoy it.
— Elizabeth Taylor
I can always hear Harry screaming in the shower cause shampoo goes in his eyes, and Louis always goes in and helps him.
— Zayn Malik
The best way to break up with a girl is like I'm taking off a band-aid. Slowly and in the shower.
— Anthony Jeselnik
I love standing under a steaming shower when I'm tired in the morning. I don't really get a chance for baths.
— Suzanne Shaw
I have to have a guitar sitting around. I sing in the shower. I sing around the house. The music comes secondary. The lyrics come first.
— Emmylou Harris
Tears are the summer showers to the soul.
— Alfred Austin
Shower the people you love with love.
— James Taylor
But that was Rishi... he was like a pop song you thought you couldn't stand, but found yourself humming in the shower anyway.
— Sandhya Menon
Some of the music I listen to is pop. I sing it in the shower - and then for public consumption.
— Kathleen Battle
One time she threw a dinner plate at his head and called him retarded. Then he held her down in the shower, calling her a hot-head.
— Stylo Fantome
You think I'm dirty?"
"I know you're dirty. I want you in the shower so I can make you filthy. — Alisha Rai
"I know you're dirty. I want you in the shower so I can make you filthy. — Alisha Rai
I always used to sing in the shower, but I never really got into the music until a friend of mine helped me a lot with recording.
— Prince Royce
Of late years an abundant shower of curates has fallen upon the North of England.
— Charlotte Bronte
I hadn't done any professional singing. I had sung in the shower and in my car and sometimes at a family bonfire if there was enough alcoholized wine.
— Jessica Pare
Taking you to the shower. Me Tarzan, You Jane. Do as I say.
— Lisa Renee Jones
I'm certainly not a trained singer. The only place I could probably carry a tune is my shower.
— Lucas Neff
It is not light that we need, but fire; it is not the gentle shower, but thunder. We need the storm, the whirlwind, and the earthquake.
— Frederick Douglass
Other people sing in the shower, but I don't.
— Andrea Corr
The definition of a relationship is like a shower. You go in when it is cold, and come out when it is too hot.
— Jim Jensen
She'd get out of the shower the next morning, and it would be written in the steam on the mirror.
Dance. Dress. Try a little tenderness. — Rainbow Rowell
Dance. Dress. Try a little tenderness. — Rainbow Rowell
I take three showers a day. I don't need to be in the shower for 15 minutes. I'm a five-minute guy.
— Rodney Harrison
I'm not going to lie: I still have days when I walk by the mirror on my way to the shower and think, 'Oh God, I didn't just see that!'
— Sara Ramirez
Somehow taking a shower with her in the room was more intimate than sex.
— Maggie Stiefvater
I like ungroomed men. The relaxed look. I don't like fussy guys. Just shower and use deodorant.
— Caroline Winberg
You know you're tired when you fall asleep in the shower.
— Luke Hemmings
The amount of quaint, authentic, rustic charm varies inversely with the pounds per square inch of water pressure in the shower.
— Frank Mankiewicz
After a debauch of thunder-shower, the weather takes the pledge and signs it with a rainbow.
— Thomas Bailey Aldrich
I tend to sing opera and showtunes in the shower. I don't know why, but when I get in the shower I turn into this big fat opera lady.
— Ester Dean
Ranger's gonna hate this," Tank said. "Better to get shot than to have to explain the gate. Bad enough I got a horse that smells like his shower gel.
— Janet Evanovich
I never sing in the shower either.
— Barbra Streisand
You don't forget you have Parkinson's disease, believe me, especially in the shower. If you are not paying attention, you fall down.
— Linda Ronstadt
What a benediction is this fragrance of the early morning! The vernal grass fills the whole atmosphere as with a shower of sweetness.
— Sarah Smiley
I like to do weird things in the shower, like drink my coffee, brush my teeth and drink a smoothie. It's good time management.
— Michelle Williams
Anyone who's had a shower and hasn't ingested illegal narcotics within a couple of days stands out on a bench in the courthouse.
— Alafair Burke
Time is the shower of Danae; each drop is golden.
— Sophie Swetchine
If I had been on 'Ally McBeal,' I would have been seen coming out of the shower on the first show.
— Rob Lowe
He led me to the barn, where a Mexican man stood waiting for his turn at the shower. "Whole-aah, Toe-moss," he shouted.
— David Sedaris
Shower sex isn't the same when you have a saran-wrapped cast on your good arm. But I powered through it because I'm a team-fucking-player.
— J. Sterling
One small hand lifted to the shower head and he stilled. He'd yet to see her skin; the dragon had claimed her on scent alone.
— Setta Jay
I have never cried in the shower. That's a woman thing I think.
— Bill Callahan
I always sing Adele in the shower. But everyone should know you never sing an Adele song in public because no one's better than Adele.
— Lea Michele
My freshness is spending its wavering shower in the dust.
— Francis Thompson
Somebody needs to invent a shower for the mind, not just the body.
— Anna C. Salter
I'm an 'in the shower' or 'in the booth' kind of singer. I can sing, but I need either nobody to be able to hear me, or for me to be able to redo it.
— T.I.
My car has wyvern giblets on the inside and fairy douche on the outside, I deserve the big shower!
— S.L.J. Shortt
Roll in the snow.
Shower in the rain.
Bask in the sun.
Weatherproof your soul. — Khang Kijarro Nguyen
Shower in the rain.
Bask in the sun.
Weatherproof your soul. — Khang Kijarro Nguyen
Whatever you do, in the privacy of your own rain shower, is your own business
— Gregory David Roberts
Did you ever notice all the items on a honey do list are dangerous. Clean gutters, put light in shower, patch roof. It's a honey die list.
— Bill Engvall