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The Most Short Funny Quotes By Eugene Ormandy: Long note? Yes. Make it seem short. Long note? Yes. Make it seem short. Eugene Ormandy
The Most Short Funny Quotes By Noel Coward: Never trust a man with short legs. His Never trust a man with short legs. His brains are too near his bottom. Noel Coward
The Most Short Funny Quotes By Keir Gilchrist: I don't think I was anything short of I don't think I was anything short of ecstatic when I found out 'It's Kind of a Funny Story' would be premiering in Toronto. — Keir Gilchrist
The Most Short Funny Quotes By Friedrich Nietzsche: Marriage marks the end of many short follies Marriage marks the end of many short follies - being one long stupidity. — Friedrich Nietzsche
The Most Short Funny Quotes By Margaret Atwood: I particularly like Twitter, because it's short and I particularly like Twitter, because it's short and can be very funny and informative. It's a little bit like having your own radio program. — Margaret Atwood
The Most Short Funny Quotes By Christina Scalise: Life is way too short, so try to Life is way too short, so try to enjoy every minute of it with a sense of humor! — Christina Scalise
The Most Short Funny Quotes By Keisha Keenleyside: May the fleas of a thousand camels invade May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch — Keisha Keenleyside
The Most Short Funny Quotes By Jerry Coleman: Bob Davis has his hair differently this year, Bob Davis has his hair differently this year, short with curls like Randy Jones wears. I think you call it a Frisbee. — Jerry Coleman
The Most Short Funny Quotes By Eve Kagan: That was 1993 grunge in suburbia. This was That was 1993 grunge in suburbia. This was 2003 hell in Harlem. (Dark City Lights) — Eve Kagan
The Most Short Funny Quotes By Elizabeth Brown: Winnie, don't you ever think you're selling yourself Winnie, don't you ever think you're selling yourself short?"

"Nope. Never. I'm really good at picking quality dick. — Elizabeth Brown
The Most Short Funny Quotes By Elaine Kagan: The dimple in his left cheek was ironic-it The dimple in his left cheek was ironic-it gave the impression that he was sweet as a cupcake. (Dark City Lights) — Elaine Kagan
The Most Short Funny Quotes By Christina Dodd: Life is too short to dance with ugly Life is too short to dance with ugly men — Christina Dodd
The Most Short Funny Quotes By Andy Vogt: Life Is Too Short--So Kiss Slowly,Laugh Insanely, Love Life Is Too Short--So Kiss Slowly,
Laugh Insanely, Love Truly,
And Live With Passion. — Andy Vogt
The Most Short Funny Quotes By Jessica Day George: No need, no, need. Life is already too No need, no, need. Life is already too short to find it. — Jessica Day George
The Most Short Funny Quotes By John Requa: When I die, I want it to say When I die, I want it to say 'Short and Funny' on my tombstone. — John Requa
The Most Short Funny Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Babe, I don't know you and my no Babe, I don't know you and my no zone has a very short guest list. Consider my belt the velvet rope no one crosses without an express invitation. — Sherrilyn Kenyon
The Most Short Funny Quotes By Bob Hope: Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday ... He would say, 'Keep it sweet and short and don't try to be funny.' — Bob Hope
The Most Short Funny Quotes By Stephen Helmes: What your mind sees when you close your What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. — Stephen Helmes
The Most Short Funny Quotes By Erin Mitchell: This isn't where I intended to be. Killing This isn't where I intended to be. Killing a person has a funny way of getting your life off-track. — Erin Mitchell
The Most Short Funny Quotes By Carla H. Krueger: To cut a long story short, I'm a To cut a long story short, I'm a writer. — Carla H. Krueger
The Most Short Funny Quotes By Jane Dentinger: Only criminals and madmen walk into Central Park Only criminals and madmen walk into Central Park after midnight...or, occasionally, an actor. (Dark City Lights) — Jane Dentinger
The Most Short Funny Quotes By Ian Watson: I'm going to do the old 'plaster removal' I'm going to do the old 'plaster removal' technique and just get the pain over with in one go: 'Life's Too Short' isn't funny to me. — Ian Watson
The Most Short Funny Quotes By Criss Jami: I believe in evolution in the sense that I believe in evolution in the sense that a short-tempered man is the successor of a crybaby. — Criss Jami
The Most Short Funny Quotes By Ellen DeGeneres: I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that. — Ellen DeGeneres