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Long note? Yes. Make it seem short. — Eugene Ormandy

The funny thing is, all my friends are short. I wasn't aware of tall people till I got to high school. I didn't know they existed. I was sheltered. — Kevin Hart

Never trust a man with short legs. His brains are too near his bottom. — Noel Coward

But men are funny about their wars, they act as if they own them, and perhaps they do, for I don't think women ever start them. — Pippa Goldschmidt

Dragos had a short temper at the best of times. Now he was liable to bite somebody's head off if they looked at him funny. — Thea Harrison

Trust her; we girls are two sheets short of psycho when it comes to our special little time. — Sandi Lynn

I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny. — Martin Short

Leonard had let them go alone with the young boy who Ali was now convinced, was a couple falafel's short of a picnic — L.R. Currell

I believe in evolution in the sense that a short-tempered man is the successor of a crybaby. — Criss Jami

I'm going to do the old 'plaster removal' technique and just get the pain over with in one go: 'Life's Too Short' isn't funny to me. — Ian Watson

Only criminals and madmen walk into Central Park after midnight...or, occasionally, an actor. (Dark City Lights) — Jane Dentinger

I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that. — Ellen DeGeneres

To cut a long story short, I'm a writer. — Carla H. Krueger

When I die, I want it to say 'Short and Funny' on my tombstone. — John Requa

This isn't where I intended to be. Killing a person has a funny way of getting your life off-track. — Erin Mitchell

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. — Stephen Helmes

Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday ... He would say, 'Keep it sweet and short and don't try to be funny.' — Bob Hope

Babe, I don't know you and my no zone has a very short guest list. Consider my belt the velvet rope no one crosses without an express invitation. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

No need, no, need. Life is already too short to find it. — Jessica Day George

Life Is Too Short--So Kiss Slowly,
Laugh Insanely, Love Truly,
And Live With Passion. — Andy Vogt

Life is too short to dance with ugly men — Christina Dodd

The dimple in his left cheek was ironic-it gave the impression that he was sweet as a cupcake. (Dark City Lights) — Elaine Kagan

Winnie, don't you ever think you're selling yourself short?"

"Nope. Never. I'm really good at picking quality dick. — Elizabeth Brown

That was 1993 grunge in suburbia. This was 2003 hell in Harlem. (Dark City Lights) — Eve Kagan

Bob Davis has his hair differently this year, short with curls like Randy Jones wears. I think you call it a Frisbee. — Jerry Coleman

May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch — Keisha Keenleyside

Life is way too short, so try to enjoy every minute of it with a sense of humor! — Christina Scalise

I particularly like Twitter, because it's short and can be very funny and informative. It's a little bit like having your own radio program. — Margaret Atwood

Marriage marks the end of many short follies - being one long stupidity. — Friedrich Nietzsche

I don't think I was anything short of ecstatic when I found out 'It's Kind of a Funny Story' would be premiering in Toronto. — Keir Gilchrist