The Best Mad Quotes

We all flinched as Ray flipped the breaker back on, but my laboratory again failed to erupt in flames. It must be a mad scientist record. — Richard Roberts

Have i gone mad?
im afraid so, but let me tell you something, the best people usualy are. — Lewis Carroll

Someday you'll meet a girl, and if you marry her, the best advice I can give you is never go to bed mad, — Katherine Owen

Lots of men would love to
Fuck you silly. The words just popped into his mind. Jesus. Where had that come from? — Joan Kilby

'Mad Men' is celebrating a time that no longer exists. — Jerry Della Femina

Do not be mad because someone is more successful than you are. What have you done lately to (en.hance), enhance your own success? — Jon Jones

I hate alarms. If they go off I get really tetchy. I hate them. They just get me going, I'm hyper at the best of times, but they drive me mad. — Kirsty Gallacher

I love you madly, forever. — Crystal Woods

In all of time, all of space, there will only be one you. How can you be anything but perfect? As you are. Mad, sad, glad. You are amazing. — Cindy Marcus

Am I mad?"
"I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers! But I'll tell you a secret ... all of the best people are! — Lewis Carroll

Divorce is one of the most financially traumatic things you can go through. Money spent on getting mad or getting even is money wasted. — Richard Wagner

It [our best show] was this year, the 7th of January in Eilat, Israel; 6,000 people in the desert going absolutely mad! — Tiesto

I find it kind of funny. I find it kind of sad. The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had. — Tears For Fears

They're not fat pigs; we're mad scientists. — Colleen Patrick-Goudreau

Why wouldn't we run to God. He's sooo good. God's not mad at anybody. He just wants to help us be the best that we can be. — Joyce Meyer

Certitude drives people mad. — Friedrich Nietzsche

What really drives me mad about art is that, in America, the only thing you can do is to take it apart. — M.I.A.

It's a mad, mad world when your best friend is a dog and your second-best friend is an automatic rifle, but such was life in the Aze. — John Green

You're not supposed to be accepting trophies. You're supposed to be in the back being mad that people are getting trophies. — Zach Galifianakis

I looked up affirmative action once in Wikipedia, and it said, 'A measure by which white men are discriminated against,' and I got so mad. — Gloria Steinem

Lawyers, doctors, plumbers, they all made the money.
writers?
writers starved.
writers suicided.
writers went mad. — Charles Bukowski

Yes, I was mad at God because of the cancer diagnosis. I thought I should have been protected because of the work I do in the world. — Debbie Ford

It's been insane. From Whitey Bulger to the Mad Hatter, you can imagine the schizophrenia. — Johnny Depp

Ah, ah, ahhh ... first one gets mad, then one goes mad — Ken Kesey

Children driven good are apt to be driven mad. — Sylvia Townsend Warner

In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us — Francesco Totti

Ah the mad hearts of all of us. — Jack Kerouac

Reading made Don Quixote a gentleman. Believing what he read made him mad. — George Bernard Shaw

Change is neither good or bad; it simply is.
[Written by Matthew Weiner] — Don Draper 'Mad Men'

... insanity is never reasonable. — E.A. Bucchianeri

Or I am mad, or else this is a dream. — William Shakespeare

Who is that?"
"Your replacement."
"You replaced me with a shaved poodle?"
"He's got mad skills. — Ilona Andrews

The girls are a complete joy and I love their passion. They argue with me like mad and I love that too. — Bob Geldof

The universe is mad, slightly mad. — Allen Ginsberg

Why are you toying with me?" His breath was unstable. "You're driving me mad. — Nely Cab

How dangerous emperors are when they go mad. — Walid Jumblatt

Everyone has a mad half-hour once a month. — Geri Halliwell

Bridget. Sleeping with a twenty-nine year old off Twitter on the second date is not 'rather like in Jane Austen's day'. (Talitha) — Helen Fielding

Did I choose this life of illusion? Don't be mad. My bed was made, I just lied in it. — Tim O'Brien

Everyone else has a work party,'Kate said. 'So why shouldn't we? We're working hard at not being mad. — Sally Brampton

Every year the international finance system kills more people than the Second World War. But at least Hitler was mad, you know. — Ken Livingstone

I am mad. The thought calms me. I don't have to try to be sane anymore. It's over. I sleep — Marya Hornbacher

I often think it would be such luxury to go mad, and not have to worry about anything. Others would have to worry for me, about me. — Charlotte Bronte

I hate all hitters. I start a game mad and I stay that way until it's over. — Don Drysdale

There are worse things than being mad. — Jack Kerouac

'Mad Men' was one of the first shows where Netflix was the first syndication window. — Jon Feltheimer

In the room, the cats eat mad spaghetti
Talking of Lawrence Ferlinghetti.
--from "The Dream Song of J. Alfred Kerowack. — Richard Farina

Does the madman know he is mad? Or are the madmen those who insist o. Convincing him of his unreason in order to safeguard their own idea of reality? — Carlos Ruiz Zafon

When I was little and my mom got mad at me she would always say, "You know you can be replaced".
I have often wondered if I was. — Neil Leckman

Oh, you are mad!" she exclaimed, quite out of patience.
"Possibly. But I like my madness. — Rafael Sabatini

Experience is mad when it steps beyond the horizons of our common, that is, our communal sense. — R.D. Laing

I destroyed that doll, hoping the sacrifice would somehow reverse time and bring my father back. I was a mad scientist and an angry child. — Walter Mosley

To understand this for sense it is not required that a man should be a geometrician or a logician, but that he should be mad. — Thomas Hobbes

... faith is like a mad beast - once it's broken out, it can no longer be controlled. — Oliver Potzsch

There's nothing I don't love about 'Mad Men.' — Andy Cohen

At the end of the day, we're just trying to prevent each other from going mad. — Will Champion

We're all mad here. — Lewis Carroll

My anger feels hot and bilious but I keep it bottled until it doubles back and I'm mad at myself. — Gayle Forman

Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence. — Ambrose Bierce

'Mad Men' still lives in my life as the best job that I've ever had because I thought the character was genius. It was so well-written. — Patrick Fischler

We will try to honor David Letterman achievement by doing the best show we can.And occasionally making the network very mad at us. — Stephen Colbert

You're mad, bonkers, completely off your head. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people. — Lewis Carroll

That's the way it was with best friends. You got mad, you got over it. — Kristen Ashley

You can't beat Freddie Mercury. He was a mad man in the best sense possible. — Kacey Musgraves

The best people are always the worst. They drive everyone mad by being so good at second-guessing everything bad. — Criss Jami

The day had come when he needed Cassy, and Cassy alone. No one, and nothing else, would satisfy him. — Joan Kilby

Quite often you drive me mad, but more often I'm just mad about you. And that darling, that's the best love there is. — Crystal Woods

Have I gone mad? I'm afraid so.
You're entirely Bonkers.
But I will tell you a secret,
All the best people are. — Lewis Carroll

I should have been honored to have been part of the best pickpocket incident of the century, but instead I was just mad. — Embee

Wisdom tells us that the best time for silence is when we are mad or upset. — John Patrick Hickey