Ted Humor Quotes
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Ted Humor Quotes & Sayings
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Even though I was fairly certain God wasn't Ted Bundy, I kept an open mind, since this phone call was getting a bit confusing.
— Scott Buckel
Story telling is joke telling.
— Andrew Stanton
Everyone is a Butthole.
— Ted Aramac
someone like Grace. Someone exactly like Grace, with her Ted Bundy rants
and her calming presence and - hello, irony. — Elle Kennedy
and her calming presence and - hello, irony. — Elle Kennedy
Even sentenced to twenty-five years in prison Ted didn't get what he deserved. Maybe his prison mates would give it to him.
— Suzie Ivy
Humor can bring people under the tent. And a good joke can deflect some of the intensity surrounding a serious subject.
— Ted Danson
Step One: Grab Mattie. Step Two: Run. It wasn't much of a plan. But what it lacked in potential it made up for in simplicity.
— Ted Rabinowitz
When people are in the midst of really heavy stuff and still have a sense of humor, I admire that.
— Ted Danson
The Tanakee are thought to possess strange, almost supernatural powers.Their eyes are described as large and hypnotic. From Tribe of the Teddy Bear
— J. Joseph Wright
He had been trussed up like a chicken in his own breeches.
— Ted Rabinowitz
There is my first insight, young woman. Always downplay the value of money; it will make it easier for him to hand it over
— Ivena When Heaven Weeps Ted Dekker
You're on, Ted," I told him. "Your big chance, boy. Don't blow it. Folks, this kid is going to dance his balls off before your very eyes.
— Richard Bachman
Ted, I swear to God, quothe he.
— George Saunders