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Laurel Ulen Curtis quotes: What's your biggest regret?" He didn't even hesitate. "That I didn't love hard enough.

What's your biggest regret?" He didn't even hesitate. "That I didn't love hard enough.

Laurel Ulen Curtis quotes: Who?" he asked, confused, confirming what I already knew. "His name's Agent Mabie.

Who?" he asked, confused, confirming what I already knew. "His name's Agent Mabie.

Laurel Ulen Curtis quotes: Of course I wanted to embarrass my children one day. Isn't that why people had kids? Besides free labor, I mean.

Of course I wanted to embarrass my children one day. Isn't that why people had kids?
Besides free labor, I mean.

Laurel Ulen Curtis quotes: I wanted someone to open doors and lend a helping hand, not because it was expected but because they wanted to. Because they liked me that much.

I wanted someone to open doors and lend a helping hand, not because it was expected but because they wanted to. Because they liked me that much.

Laurel Ulen Curtis quotes: I wanted more. I wanted another level; that warm and fuzzy bond combined with a big, strong man who was good at touching me in my special places.

I wanted more. I wanted another level; that warm and fuzzy bond combined with a big, strong man who was good at touching me in my special places.

Laurel Ulen Curtis quotes: I wanted someone who let me be me, and because we fit so well, I could just let him be him.

I wanted someone who let me be me, and because we fit so well, I could just let him be him.

Laurel Ulen Curtis quotes: No, not in a creepy way. I am anti-incest. It says so on my bumper sticker.

No, not in a creepy way. I am anti-incest. It says so on my bumper sticker.

Laurel Ulen Curtis quotes: Next time I ran into a terrorist I was going to put a death squeeze on his balls, stab him in the eye with a pencil, and then kill him.

Next time I ran into a terrorist I was going to put a death squeeze on his balls, stab him in the eye with a pencil, and then kill him.

Laurel Ulen Curtis quotes: Really, Mom? Boob play isn't your thing? You didn't have an urge to motorboat them? I, for one, am shocked.

Really, Mom? Boob play isn't your thing? You didn't have an urge to motorboat them? I, for one, am shocked.

Laurel Ulen Curtis quotes: Even if I was planning on giving the business, I never wanted to look like I was in "the business".

Even if I was planning on giving the business, I never wanted to look like I was in "the business".

Laurel Ulen Curtis quotes: You're like a Banty Rooster, sweetheart. Tiny little thing, but you don't hesitate to puff out your chest, lookin' for a fight.

You're like a Banty Rooster, sweetheart. Tiny little thing, but you don't hesitate to puff out your chest, lookin' for a fight.

Laurel Ulen Curtis quotes: Sometimes reality didn't come with a happily ever after.

Sometimes reality didn't come with a happily ever after.

Laurel Ulen Curtis quotes: I was confident, but I still loved a good stroking. Pun one hundred percent abso-fucking-lutely intended.

I was confident, but I still loved a good stroking. Pun one hundred percent abso-fucking-lutely intended.

Laurel Ulen Curtis quotes: My palms were sweaty despite the aridity, and my heart beat at an accelerated pace. What if she had been kidnapped? Or momnapped. Fucking napped!

My palms were sweaty despite the aridity, and my heart beat at an accelerated pace. What if she had been kidnapped? Or momnapped. Fucking napped!

Laurel Ulen Curtis quotes: Be you. Be honest. Be interesting. Always. That's what I call the 'Triple Bs'.

Be you. Be honest. Be interesting. Always. That's what I call the 'Triple Bs'.

Laurel Ulen Curtis quotes: Saying goodbye to someone you love isn't really the hard part. It's living every day, not being able to say anything to them at all.

Saying goodbye to someone you love isn't really the hard part. It's living every day, not being able to say anything to them at all.

Laurel Ulen Curtis quotes: When he kept on standing there, I could hear the voice from Mortal Kombat demanding, "Finish him!

When he kept on standing there, I could hear the voice from Mortal Kombat demanding, "Finish him!

Laurel Ulen Curtis quotes: It's hard to love a day where love is lost.

It's hard to love a day where love is lost.

Laurel Ulen Curtis quotes: everyone lives until they're old," I argued, knowing it was all too true. Gram didn't blink. "Not everyone dies young.

everyone lives until they're old," I argued, knowing it was all too true. Gram didn't blink. "Not everyone dies young.

Laurel Ulen Curtis quotes: Chicks before dicks. Hos before Bros.Moms before Doms.

Chicks before dicks.
Hos before Bros.
Moms before Doms.

Laurel Ulen Curtis quotes: You'll never appreciate something you're given as much as something you've earned.

You'll never appreciate something you're given as much as something you've earned.

Laurel Ulen Curtis quotes: If you asked me, denial was the best stage of grief. If prompted, the Wicked Queen's mirror would definitely say it was the fairest of them all.

If you asked me, denial was the best stage of grief. If prompted, the Wicked Queen's mirror would definitely say it was the fairest of them all.

Laurel Ulen Curtis quotes: Being near him was like being in a cloud, making my vision blur and taking away some of reality's harshness with its mist.

Being near him was like being in a cloud, making my vision blur and taking away some of reality's harshness with its mist.

Laurel Ulen Curtis quotes: If love were a location, it would be a paradoxical mixture of the safest place on earth and the most vulnerable.

If love were a location, it would be a paradoxical mixture of the safest place on earth and the most vulnerable.

Laurel Ulen Curtis quotes: Where were the Kristen Ashley alpha males? I wanted one.

Where were the Kristen Ashley alpha males? I wanted one.