Surgery Funny Quotes

Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them. — Evan Esar

They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. It's more complicated than that. — Gardner Dickinson

You will attract everything you require - money, people, connections.. PAY ATTENTION to what's being set in front of you. — Rhonda Byrne

There's a thrill in going someplace you aren't supposed to go. The place should come down. — John Wagner

Charm is an intangible. Chutzpah, charm, charisma, that kind of thing, you can't buy it. You either have it or you don't. — Colm Feore

It's not brain surgery. It's not nuclear physics. It's television. It's only television. — Linda Ellerbee

His eyes meet mine and one brow rises in that holy mother of hell-sexy way, then he mutters, You've got one chance to make my mouth water. — M. Leighton

The first thing I learned from Judy Blume was that God is the wrong one to ask for bigger breasts. (Stephanie Lessing) — Jennifer O'Connell

I have a very connected history with Bilal. I heard his demo years ago. I heard all of the magic instantly. He's a master at interpretation of song. — Q-Tip

Life isn't good, find a way to make it that way, or at least make it better. — Kristen Ashley

Sometimes I think I look like I've had facial reconstructive surgery. Like after burns. — Robert Pattinson

I think that yoga, it really is a process. — Bethenny Frankel

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. — Winston Bennett

I was going to start a housekeeping business at one point because I'm really good at cleaning houses. — Britt Robertson

I think that in the last four or five years I've constantly struggled with the balance in my life. — Kenny Chesney

Thinking is the disease, not the cure. — Marty Rubin