If Your My Girl Quotes

I want fast food, pretty naked girls preferably tattooed. — Pete Townshend

If I find out that you wasted the best years of my little girl's life because of your fine-wine-aging process, I'm going to kill you. — Wesley Chu

You know all the ways you can kill a girl?
God, there are so many. — Courtney Summers

Addison:"Well,she's not your type."
Vincent:"Sweetness,if a girl's got tits and a warm pussy,she's my type. — Laura Wright

The girl in your class who suggests that this year the Drama Club put on The Bald Soprano will be a thorn in people's sides all of her life. — Fran Lebowitz

I am a Cajun Baby in a Texas girl, an all-American woman and a global goddess. — Erin Cummings

[Macklemore]'s always nervous about messing up, like how a guy who's caught the attention of a girl who's too pretty for him behaves. — Shea Serrano

Hero: Person in a book who does things which he can't and girl marries him for it. — Mark Twain

Skateboarding is not for girls at all. — Nyjah Huston

But the game involves only male names. Because, if it's a girl, Laila has already named her — Khaled Hosseini

The fun part of being a girl is that there are little beauty things you can do to make yourself feel special. — Jennifer Love Hewitt

Girl that age ought not to have so many troubles, but she did. Looking at it that way, them two was about made for each other. — Bryn Greenwood

No one is looking at what President Obama is wearing. Michelle Obama cannot Instagram a bikini pic like what my girl Instagrammed the other day ... — Kanye West

A girl from Pittsburgh was a good thing, like an anchor. Every homesick traveler should have one. — Kelly Link

It all began to seem unreal, the chairs and the waiting and the dead girl at home in the closet. — Kelly Braffet

I find it weird when [model] agents say, 'You're the only black girl booked for the show. Isn't it great?' Why is it great? — Jourdan Dunn

My father said: "If you want to catch your girl cheating, you knock on the front door and run to the back, because he's coming out the back." — Tracy Morgan

Get up and stop crying my little girl, if you don't have new clothes to wear don't worry, still stars are whispering about your beauty. — M.F. Moonzajer

I'm so glad you're marrying your hard-on girl. — Elle Aycart

She had cool green eyes and jet hair, a quick smile, and was the type of girl Jem fell for with monotonous regularity. — Harper Lee

She walked with a ghost of herself, one full of potential and possibility. One who was fearless. Where had that girl gone? — Nora Roberts

My mom read French 'Elle' when I was a little girl, and so, when I was 15 or 16, I said, 'I want to work in fashion.' — Carine Roitfeld

I told her once I wasn't good at anything. She told me survival is a talent. — Susanna Kaysen

Seducing a girl is no art, but it needs a stroke of good fortune to find one worth seducing. — Soren Kierkegaard

I thought, I hate the thought of a 12, 13 or 14 year-old girl seeing a picture of me and thinking she'll do what I did. — Courtney Thorne-Smith

If you don't back away from my girl, I'll rip out your fucking throat. Right here on the dance floor. — Jamie McGuire

I'm a nice middle-class girl in real life, and I'm a mom and a grandma, and I usually play sweet characters. — Jacki Weaver

...if you care - at all - you need to think long and hard about how you spend the rest of your time here. Don't fuck up my girl. — Sibylla Matilde

She's my BFF, do you know what that means? It means: Boy I will fuck up your face if you mess with my girl. — Penny Reid

I've always really loved action films, but I don't see myself as a superhero girl. — Amy Adams

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife. From my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you. — Jimmy Soul

Cause if i got you, i don't need money, i don't need cars, girl your my heart — Chris Brown

If, after I depart this vale, you ever remember me and have thought to please my ghost, forgive some sinner and wink your eye at some homely girl. — H.L. Mencken

The big contracts go to the girls who are healthy - they need to have a sparkle in their eyes and you can't fake that if you're unhealthy. — Natalia Vodianova

We need to move beyond the idea that girls can be leaders and create the expectation that they should be leaders. — Condoleezza Rice

I'm going back to bed. And when I wake up maybe that ugly girl will be gone. — Amanda Grace

It all started with a girl," I said. — Cambria Hebert

Ask any girl what she'd rather be than beautiful, and she'll say more beautiful. — Martha Raye

You're a girl?"
"Surprising, I know. Everyone thinks I'm older. — Sarah J. Maas

How? Well, if a girl has had enough of every man who exists, her only remaining desire could be for a man who doesn't exist at all ... — Italo Calvino

The fact is that you can't have a good relationship with a girl who hasn't settled things with her father. — Mort Sahl

I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself. — Rodney Dangerfield

He's not the heart and flowers kind of guy, but he's the heart and soul kind, and fuck if every girl would rather that than flowers. — Jay McLean

A girl can have the face of an angel but have a horrid sort of heart. — Franny Billingsley

I knew I was going to be in 'Spectre,' but I didn't realize I was a 'Bond girl' until they announced it. — Stephanie Sigman

The poor girl does not know how to have a conversation. Unfortunately, she does know how to speak. — Winston Churchill

When you see a girl like me bustin' perps, there ain't no time to be pretty. — Mariska Hargitay

Unless I missed my guess, it was time for Fiera to go kick some ubervillian ass.
Goody. — Jennifer Estep

She wanted to be a little girl again, the one who thought getting high meant being pushed on the swings and pain was falling off her bike — Amy Zhang

I'm like an American Girl doll on crack. — Katie McGarry