Super Funny Quotes
Collection of top 33 famous quotes about Super Funny
Super Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I was really going through a transition in my life. I was tired of feeling victimized by my career.
— Sandra Bernhard
My parents are both super funny, and I always knew I wanted to be on 'SNL.' My mom and I would watch it a lot.
— Casey Wilson
. . . and together you're what, the Super Friends?
— Mark Jeffrey
The man who invented the telescope found out more about heaven than the closed eyes of prayer ever discovered.
— Robert Green Ingersoll
The greatest puzzle in the world, young man, the greatest challenge a man can face, a solving the riddle of a women's heart.
— Steve Hamilton
Look at your watch now. You're still a super hot female.
— Gwen Stefani
Um, I'm just naturally super-funny. No, not really. I've never been in The Groundlings or anything.
— Ryan Hansen
There are things in life we don't understand, and when we meet them, all we can do is let them alone.
— William Boyd
Light is architectural. It is sculptural.
— Robert Wilson
All the religions are super funny to me.
— Trey Parker
If you're OK with being clumsy, it's funny. But if you are super embarrassed, people are going to laugh at you.
— Leo Howard
I think it's always funny when somebody thinks you're going to do something super sexy and then you don't.
— Olivia Munn
I'm, like, super-clumsy and weird and funny and dorky.
— Shantel VanSanten
Condoms should be marked in 3 sizes: jumbo, colossal and super colossal, so that men do not have to go in and ask for the small.
— Barbara Seaman
Eternity is not a super-abundance of time, but timelessness.
— Vijay Balakrishnan
If it pleases you to know, it was no pleasure of mine touching you. I find humans to be quite filthy. I certainly do not know how the Guardians do it.
— Ashlan Thomas
EXTREMELY FUNNY! A SUPER-VIRTUOSO! I expected to enjoy 'The Two and Only,' but I didn't expect to be touched, much less to find my eyes growing moist.
— Terry Teachout
We are not going back to the failed policies of the past. We are fighting for the middle class!
— Nancy Pelosi
It would be really nice to make a record that would be super-fun to play live - a record that would be funny, with a little bit of heart.
— Ryan Adams
we love who we love whether we should or not, even though there are more suitable people to love.
— Robert B. Parker
Is the diameter of your index finger equal to or greater than the diameter of a super absorbency tampon?
— Julie Cross
Oh, so there were angels and demons, but no vampires? No mysterious, super-hot bloodsuckers who would love you forever? Now that was totally unfair.
— Alycia Linwood
I realize nobody's coming to save me. I must save myself. I must be my own super hero. Although I am open to a sidekick.
— Karen Salmansohn
Someday you'll meet people who are actually on crack and you won't think that's a super funny thing to say.
— Patrick Stump
This stupid toaster is ruining my life!
— Cole Gibsen
Laser light flickered all over him as if he was a packet of biscuits at a super-market check-out.
— Douglas Adams