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For me, going to Minneapolis is like going to Mecca.
— Stephan Pastis
I was a lawyer for 10 years, and when you're in law, things really have to get done, or somebody sues you. It's a great trick.
— Stephan Pastis
I want to shake things up like 'Bloom County' did.
— Stephan Pastis
I never feel burdened or overwhelmed by my work. People tell you to find something you love for a career, and I have. That makes me feel very lucky.
— Stephan Pastis
My wife Staci made me go to a wedding last weekend ... If it weren't for her, I'd be happy.
— Stephan Pastis
I don't pay that much attention to sales figures or awards. To me, the big question is: 'Did you influence the next generation?' That's my goal.
— Stephan Pastis
Repeats are the absolute soul-crushing killers of the comics page.
— Stephan Pastis
I don't like drawing characters facing right. If I tried to do that at a book signing, I'd have to pencil it first.
— Stephan Pastis
Eternal condemnation is the key to selling doorknobs.
— Stephan Pastis
Stupid people and their stupid people ways!
— Stephan Pastis
I guess that compared to other comic strips, I'm edgy. But put me along something like 'South Park,' and I'm 'Captain Kangaroo.'
— Stephan Pastis
I'm 12 years old in my head.
— Stephan Pastis
You can write a little and can draw a little, but there's necessarily a limitation on both in a comic strip, since it appears in such a tiny space.
— Stephan Pastis
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Everyone cites [Charles Schulz], but it's with good reason. He taught me timing, tone, character development, practically everything.
— Stephan Pastis
I like characters who have blind spots and are full of themselves, but there also needs to be vulnerability.
— Stephan Pastis
Basically, I learned to read by reading 'Peanuts,' just wanting to know what they were saying.
— Stephan Pastis
Man, I put myself in a lot of comic strips. Something's wrong with my sense of self.
— Stephan Pastis
I seem to be able to get away with pun strips if I add a panel at the end where I somehow indicate that I know it's a bad pun.
— Stephan Pastis
Ohhhhkay... say again but slooooowly.
— Stephan Pastis
I think it might surprise the average person how angry people can get over the comics.
— Stephan Pastis
I have days where the only words I say are to the person making my sandwich at the grocery store.
— Stephan Pastis
Sticking to my schedule, I've gotten over seven months ahead, which allowed me to write a 'Pearls Before Swine' movie script for the big screen.
— Stephan Pastis
Most poetry just confounds me. I really want to like it, but I can't help thinking it's a hoax. (p. 24)
— Stephan Pastis
The only thing I learn on a daily basis from law school is that I disliked it and the law so much that it's constantly this fire at my heels.
— Stephan Pastis
Scott Adams: From him, I learned how to write a three-panel comic. Probably the best pure writer on the comics page.
— Stephan Pastis
This is every creative person's dream - a hobby that I'm lucky enough to get paid for.
— Stephan Pastis
If you put me in 'South Park,' that audience is going to fall asleep in five minutes.
— Stephan Pastis
When in doubt, give a character big, blown-up eyes and puffy lips.
— Stephan Pastis
Me no read. Look how smart me is.
— Stephan Pastis
I want a career writing these novels that I can be proud of. And then I want one as a screenwriter.
— Stephan Pastis
Perhaps it is a secret yearning of all Hallmark employees to use the phrase 'you big fat pain in the butt' in an anniversary card.
— Stephan Pastis
A biscuit in the States is something you would put gravy on with dinner, and it's not sweet in the least!
— Stephan Pastis
You act like a team player,you be nice to everyone for your entire life,then you die.
— Stephan Pastis
I know I can always draw, but I actually love the writing the most.
— Stephan Pastis
It's best to love your family as you would a Siberian tiger-from a distance, preferably separated by bars.
— Stephan Pastis
When you can't draw chameleons and you can't draw blenders, it's a bad idea to write strips where chameleons become blenders.
— Stephan Pastis
I do what makes me laugh.
— Stephan Pastis
If a restaurant offers crayons, I always take them and color throughout the meal. It beats talking to the people I came to dinner with.
— Stephan Pastis
Having a syndicated comic strip is a great platform for ripping on expressions you hate.
— Stephan Pastis
I like to make fun of Jeffy [of Family Circus] the most, because I know the grown-up Jeff Keane personally and enjoy ridiculing him.
— Stephan Pastis
The writing is done on the computer, and the drawing is done by hand. I write, write, write, then I hit the illustration.
— Stephan Pastis
