Stand Up Comedians Quotes
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I think it's pretty obvious that I don't just want you." He laughed once, nervous. "I can't stay away from you. That qualifies as need.
— Jamie McGuire
Even though I do a more traditional type of being funny on television, I still know a lot of comedians and stand-ups and improv actors.
— Busy Philipps
My heroes - people like Woody Allen - were stand-up comedians. Therefore, I always felt I should give it a go.
— Stephen Merchant
Coming from the Midwest, I didn't know about stand-up as an art. I just thought stand-up comedians were old men in suits talking about their wives.
— Natasha Leggero
Republicans profess to be against deficits, but they are experts at creating and exacerbating deficits.
— Keith Ellison
He was committing a terrible crime. He was destroying her good opinion of herself. Topper
— Thorne Smith
I love stand-up comedians. I really do.
— Jim Gaffigan
I hate stand-up comics; I think funny is something you are, not something you desperately try to be in front of a roomful of obnoxious people.
— Peter Cameron
I have often thought I would have been quite happy as a spider.Even a spider has the right to a mate.
— Susan Kay
I looked at her moonskin face her pansy eyes and her cobweb hair and I knew I would go on giving her one last chance for ever.
— Glenda Millard
One of the things I've come to realize is that, like every new technology and like every disruption, broadband has downsides.
— Julius Genachowski
'Law & Order' was amazing but so consuming, I couldn't get to the stage.
— Jesse L. Martin
Nothing made sense to me anymore. I knew I was young, I knew I was small. But I was worried that I might already be ruined.
— Augusten Burroughs
Like one of those damned clapper lights. Love on. Love off.Robert musing about his parents love for him — M.L. Rhodes
Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity.
— Jim Butcher
I don't like comedians who don't have conviction, and with stand-up, it is always best to have an angle.
— Jack Whitehall
It is a world of disappointment: often to the hopes we most cherish, and hopes that do our nature the greatest honour.
— Charles Dickens
Why are we casting all these stand-up comedians to do 'Breaking Bad,' one of the most dramatic TV shows ever?
— Steven Michael Quezada
Free the snow globes!
— Libba Bray
If you make a bad movie about stand-up, then comedians will mock you for the rest of your life.
— Judd Apatow
Toward the end of the Olympics, you get physically tired and drained. And no matter how much rest you have, your body is tired.
— Gabby Douglas
