
When we walked the mowed margins of the field in the evenings, a school of black crickets sprang ahead of us like dolphins in front of a ship. —
Kristin Kimball

Panty Melter: an exceedingly rare species of man blessed with so many desirable attributes he effortlessly gains access into a girl's panties. —
Tracy Brogan

Don Karnage-he's one of my all-time favorites. He's so brash and so bold and so arrogant-and he just doesn't know what he's doing. —
Jim Cummings

Do no harm isn't just for the medical profession. —
Michael LaRocca

Whatever shall be to the advantage of all, may that prevail! —
Demosthenes

Maybe she was being so hoity-toity because she didn't have her own fairy godmother. —
Charlaine Harris

Women don't get the credit they deserve. —
Mark Wahlberg

Comedy is incredibly hard. You have to be loose. You have to be not afraid to fail. —
Bill Hader

Few things are as uniquely painful as bad comedy, and the realization that the human mind is a house of mirrors with no entrance and no exit. —
Dov Davidoff

When Actions are a Censure upon themselves, the Reciter will always be consider'd as a Satirist. —
Charlotte Lennox

Love kindled by virtue always kindles another, provided that its flame appear outwardly. —
Dante Alighieri

Something I've noticed as I get older is that I do think about the future more. It's all positive thinking. —
Abbie Cornish

The quickest way to stop noticing something, may be to buy it - just as the quickest way to stop appreciating someone may be to marry him or her. —
Alain De Botton