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Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.
— Sam Levenson
Gout, a physician's name for the rheumatism of a rich patient
— Ambrose Bierce
Live each day with great hope.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
Because I come from a place like Jamaica, which is a small, open economy, I viscerally get the importance of the global economy.
— Peter Blair Henry
Guns aren't toys! They're for family protection, hunting dangerous or delicious animals, and keeping the King of England out of your face!
— Homer
It is unreasonable [for a father] to expect moral success with [his] children without submitting to the laws of morality.
— Larry Christenson
The Beatles never get old.
— Mark Hoppus
A consistently highly creative person is generally irresponsible.
— Theodore Levitt
Take my television. Take my computer. Take my cellphone. Take my music. But don't ever touch my books.
— Kristen Darling
Together, but Billy Lee was the magician. I barely qualified
— Carolyn Brown