There are two things you should know about the poor: they tend to smell, and they are ungrateful.
— Dorothy Day
down the drive. I hear his wheels
— Annelise Ryan
Find out where the people want to go, then hustle yourself around in front of them. — James J. Kilpatrick
I recently read that 99% of dieters fail to maintain their weight loss and, given my past experience, that statistic feels true to me! — Celso Cukierkorn
Nothing can possibly be conceived in the world, or even out of it, which can be called good, without qualification, except a good will. — Immanuel Kant
Talking of patriotism, what humbug it is; it is a word which always commemorates a robbery. — Mark Twain
Who needs kissing when you could share oxygen? — Calista Lynne