
I am He who lives, and was dead, and behold, I am alive forevermore. Amen. And I have the keys of Hades and of Death. —
Jesus Christ

In my world it's impossible to be running late for anything at seven in the morning, —
A.R. Wise

Every time people ask me if I'm okay, it's just a reminder that I'm not OK at all. —
Unknown

Health foods make promises that only the Second Coming could fulfill. —
Mason Cooley

There is always a way out for those who are clever enough to find it. —
Rick Riordan