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I always saw myself as really ugly. My father even told me I was ugly because I would shave my head and look like a boy.
— Asia Argento
I'll be back to shave your head while you're sleeping." Kenji looks genuinely terrified for the first time. "You wouldn't.
— Tahereh Mafi
in each shave lies a philosophy.
— Haruki Murakami
My life sucks. So I shave my head.
— Cecil Castellucci
I need to cool off, I tell him, trying to moderate my voice. I'll be back to shave your head while you're sleeping.
— Tahereh Mafi
Trying to change the outer is like seeing your unclean or unshaven face in the mirror and trying to shave or clean the mirror.
— Joe Vitale
I'm very neurotic about shaving. I shave first thing in the morning before a shoot, and if I have dinner that night, I have to shave again.
— Christine Teigen
When in times of turmoil and breakup, do not cut or shave your head, because it will never end well.
— Christine Lakin
It takes practice to shave the skin off the light.
— Anne Carson
I think you should, yeah. You should wash your beard, then shave it off, nail it to a Frisbee and fling it over a rainbow.
— Dylan Moran
If most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I'd just shave mine off.
— Jeff Foxworthy
She stole a glance at Kevin Kimberly...No other man of her acquaintance ever boasted so smooth a shave or as shapely a haircut.
— Nancy Paschal
This isn't exactly a conversation two guys have over coffee. 'Hey, dude, how well does your wife shave your balls?
— Tymber Dalton
I have an insane desire to shave a stroke or two off my handicap.
— Alistair Cooke
Right now he looks like he needs a shower and a shave, not to mention a few well-aimed slaps to wake him out of his stupor.
— Victoria Aveyard
If you want to hurt me fine. Take my books. Burn down my house. Shave my head while I'm sleeping. But nobody nobody screws with my dog.
— Molly Harper
I had to delegate authority to the people on my staff. That means you shave away the hierarchy.
— Jurgen Klinsmann
You can't shave a cat with a shoe.
— Ray Palla
I have to shave every day. If I don't, it's sort of like going to bed without brushing your teeth for me - but I'm a crazy person so maybe that's why.
— Brittany Snow
I want to play a character I've never been before-a crazy serial killer like Charlize Theron in Monster. I'd love to have to shave my head.
— Jennifer Lawrence
The best thing about switching from being an actor to being a director is that you don't have to shave or hold your stomach in anymore.
— Dick Powell
The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.
— Dave Barry
I try to shave at night so my skin has a chance to settle by the early morning call-time.
— Patrick Wilson
To shave off the beard (or any body hair) is to symbolically annihilate the (essentially specious) boundary separating Self from Other
— Neal Stephenson
I once said to someone, 'If I could shave my head and wear no makeup and get a part just on my talent, I would be the happiest person in the world.'
— Teri Polo
My brother and my dad always used to shave their hair, and I remember thinking, 'Why can't I do the same?'
— Alice Dellal
Shave that jaw, brush that hair, tone down the crazy in the eyes, and he would have to fight women off with that crossbow.
— Ilona Andrews
People shave their heads all the time.
— Britney Spears
After all, Betty was ill and she was her sister, and she wouldn't be able to shave her legs for weeks because of the plaster.
— Eva Ibbotson
I heard of a man who had a razor made of Valyrian steel. He cut his head off trying to shave.
— George R R Martin
himself, then according to the sign he should be one of those he does not shave. On the other hand,
— Mario Livio
I'm a T-shirt-and-jeans-with-combat-boots guy. And if I don't have to shave, I don't.
— Gabriel Macht
I secretly want to shave my head.
— Zendaya
For a fifteen-year-old who doesn't even shave yet, you're sure carrying a lot of baggage around.
— Haruki Murakami
Poetry contains love and holds it in high esteem, even though love always humiliates it by using it merely as a soothing after-shave lotion.
— Kiki Dimoula
There's nothing sexier than having the woman you love shave you, while you enjoy her body.
— Sylvain Reynard
I don't shave when I'm not working.
— Darren Criss
Now that I'm 60, every morning I look in the mirror and say, "I don't know who you are, stranger, but I'm gonna shave you anyway".
— Milton Friedman
I rode toward Rudolfo Maldonado's house, planning to murder him before he got his morning shave.
— Nancy E. Turner
The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day.
— Adlai E. Stevenson
I don't wear ties to work. And I don't shave.
— Mark T Bertolini
You save 15 more minutes of sleep if you are a man and you don't have to shave.
— Zach Galifianakis