Alice Clayton Quotes
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Alice Clayton Famous Quotes & Sayings
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Here's the thing about a spit take: In the movies, they're hysterical. In real life, they're just messy.
And then I tasted nothing but his sweet lips, pressed firmly to mine, as I kissed him like it was my job.
Sometimes you have to pretend to be feeling better to actually feel better. It's why new workout clothes make you feel like you want to work out.
Babies. I want to fill you up with babies. Like, make you pregnant with babies. And have some of the babies. Babies. Babies. Caroline? Babies
The right woman for you wouldn't want you to change anything about your life. She wouldn't rock your boat, she'd jump right in and sail it with you.
My shirt bunched up around my waist, and the feeling of his hi-there against my hoohah was indescribable.
It doesn't always have to be so hard. Sometimes falling in love just means turning around and seeing what's right in front of you.
I'll feel guilty Monday, but today I can't think about anything work related. My head will literally burst.
There was a hickey on the side of my neck the size of a quarter. I looked like I had argued with a Hoover and the Hoover won. Jesus.
It was like pulling one loose thread on a sweater, and suddenly, poof, no sweater! And you're standing naked in a new hotel with terrible lighting.
He lifted his head and opened his eyes. Singularly focused, dark, and of one mind-set.
Simon was about to fuck.
Simon was about to fuck.
Think I even noticed that I had a forehead full of sofa? Hell no, I had a Wallbanger kneeling between my legs.
My boyfriend likes to fuck my brains out on our kitchen island. Which tile would you recommend for that?
Pushing thoughts of spanking and Simon from my mind, I went back to my DVDs. Spanking Simon. What a great name for a band.
Hi, pot. It's me, kettle," Sophia snapped back.
"Hi kettle, you have about thirty seconds before this pot kicks your ass.
"Hi kettle, you have about thirty seconds before this pot kicks your ass.
Stop it. If you say sorry one more time I'm gonna go find something of yours and pee on it, I swear.
Fucking Wallbanger," I hissed, frozed on the spot.
His grin slid off as well as he played place-the-face for a moment. "Fucking Pink Nightie Girl.
His grin slid off as well as he played place-the-face for a moment. "Fucking Pink Nightie Girl.
Well, considering my entire life, now seems rules by odd coincidences, I figure it's right on track.
The sounds pouring forth from his nasal passages registered somewhere between grizzly bear and exploding tractor trailer.
He shook his head. "You're a bit of a train wreck, aren't you?" I puffed a bit of hair away from my face. "Choo choo?
This is the heart I need. And if I have this - and a little schmaltz - I dont need anything else in the world
Wrapped around each other but now clad in a pink nightie and a pair of sweatpants. To be clear, I wore the pink nightie.
Was I seriously awake at, let's see, one
sixteen a.m. and attempting to discern the national origin of
the woman getting plowed next door?
sixteen a.m. and attempting to discern the national origin of
the woman getting plowed next door?
Babies were born, old people died, stocks were traded, and someone faked an orgasm. All in those five seconds.