Alice Clayton Quotes
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Alice Clayton Famous Quotes & Sayings
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![Alice Clayton quotes: Here's the thing about a spit take: In the movies, they're hysterical. In real life, they're just messy. Alice Clayton quotes: Here's the thing about a spit take: In the movies, they're hysterical. In real life, they're just messy.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/alice-clayton-quotes-2068753.jpg)
![Alice Clayton quotes: And then I tasted nothing but his sweet lips, pressed firmly to mine, as I kissed him like it was my job. Alice Clayton quotes: And then I tasted nothing but his sweet lips, pressed firmly to mine, as I kissed him like it was my job.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/alice-clayton-quotes-1896926.jpg)
![Alice Clayton quotes: Sometimes you have to pretend to be feeling better to actually feel better. It's why new workout clothes make you feel like you want to work out. Alice Clayton quotes: Sometimes you have to pretend to be feeling better to actually feel better. It's why new workout clothes make you feel like you want to work out.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/alice-clayton-quotes-1297352.jpg)
![Alice Clayton quotes: Babies. I want to fill you up with babies. Like, make you pregnant with babies. And have some of the babies. Babies. Babies. Caroline? Babies Alice Clayton quotes: Babies. I want to fill you up with babies. Like, make you pregnant with babies. And have some of the babies. Babies. Babies. Caroline? Babies](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/alice-clayton-quotes-305830.jpg)
![Alice Clayton quotes: The right woman for you wouldn't want you to change anything about your life. She wouldn't rock your boat, she'd jump right in and sail it with you. Alice Clayton quotes: The right woman for you wouldn't want you to change anything about your life. She wouldn't rock your boat, she'd jump right in and sail it with you.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/alice-clayton-quotes-86143.jpg)
![Alice Clayton quotes: My shirt bunched up around my waist, and the feeling of his hi-there against my hoohah was indescribable. Alice Clayton quotes: My shirt bunched up around my waist, and the feeling of his hi-there against my hoohah was indescribable.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/alice-clayton-quotes-1868345.jpg)
![Alice Clayton quotes: It doesn't always have to be so hard. Sometimes falling in love just means turning around and seeing what's right in front of you. Alice Clayton quotes: It doesn't always have to be so hard. Sometimes falling in love just means turning around and seeing what's right in front of you.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/alice-clayton-quotes-1035227.jpg)
![Alice Clayton quotes: I'll feel guilty Monday, but today I can't think about anything work related. My head will literally burst. Alice Clayton quotes: I'll feel guilty Monday, but today I can't think about anything work related. My head will literally burst.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/alice-clayton-quotes-1453059.jpg)
![Alice Clayton quotes: There was a hickey on the side of my neck the size of a quarter. I looked like I had argued with a Hoover and the Hoover won. Jesus. Alice Clayton quotes: There was a hickey on the side of my neck the size of a quarter. I looked like I had argued with a Hoover and the Hoover won. Jesus.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/alice-clayton-quotes-534515.jpg)
![Alice Clayton quotes: It was like pulling one loose thread on a sweater, and suddenly, poof, no sweater! And you're standing naked in a new hotel with terrible lighting. Alice Clayton quotes: It was like pulling one loose thread on a sweater, and suddenly, poof, no sweater! And you're standing naked in a new hotel with terrible lighting.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/alice-clayton-quotes-416903.jpg)
![Alice Clayton quotes: He lifted his head and opened his eyes. Singularly focused, dark, and of one mind-set.Simon was about to fuck. Alice Clayton quotes: He lifted his head and opened his eyes. Singularly focused, dark, and of one mind-set.Simon was about to fuck.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/alice-clayton-quotes-668718.jpg)
Simon was about to fuck.
![Alice Clayton quotes: Think I even noticed that I had a forehead full of sofa? Hell no, I had a Wallbanger kneeling between my legs. Alice Clayton quotes: Think I even noticed that I had a forehead full of sofa? Hell no, I had a Wallbanger kneeling between my legs.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/alice-clayton-quotes-1328471.jpg)
![Alice Clayton quotes: My boyfriend likes to fuck my brains out on our kitchen island. Which tile would you recommend for that? Alice Clayton quotes: My boyfriend likes to fuck my brains out on our kitchen island. Which tile would you recommend for that?](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/alice-clayton-quotes-399259.jpg)
![Alice Clayton quotes: Pushing thoughts of spanking and Simon from my mind, I went back to my DVDs. Spanking Simon. What a great name for a band. Alice Clayton quotes: Pushing thoughts of spanking and Simon from my mind, I went back to my DVDs. Spanking Simon. What a great name for a band.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/alice-clayton-quotes-1482178.jpg)
![Alice Clayton quotes: Hi, pot. It's me, kettle," Sophia snapped back."Hi kettle, you have about thirty seconds before this pot kicks your ass. Alice Clayton quotes: Hi, pot. It's me, kettle," Sophia snapped back."Hi kettle, you have about thirty seconds before this pot kicks your ass.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/alice-clayton-quotes-1748196.jpg)
"Hi kettle, you have about thirty seconds before this pot kicks your ass.
![Alice Clayton quotes: Stop it. If you say sorry one more time I'm gonna go find something of yours and pee on it, I swear. Alice Clayton quotes: Stop it. If you say sorry one more time I'm gonna go find something of yours and pee on it, I swear.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/alice-clayton-quotes-1936412.jpg)
![Alice Clayton quotes: Fucking Wallbanger," I hissed, frozed on the spot. His grin slid off as well as he played place-the-face for a moment. "Fucking Pink Nightie Girl. Alice Clayton quotes: Fucking Wallbanger," I hissed, frozed on the spot. His grin slid off as well as he played place-the-face for a moment. "Fucking Pink Nightie Girl.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/alice-clayton-quotes-1916045.jpg)
His grin slid off as well as he played place-the-face for a moment. "Fucking Pink Nightie Girl.
![Alice Clayton quotes: Well, considering my entire life, now seems rules by odd coincidences, I figure it's right on track. Alice Clayton quotes: Well, considering my entire life, now seems rules by odd coincidences, I figure it's right on track.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/alice-clayton-quotes-1893195.jpg)
![Alice Clayton quotes: The sounds pouring forth from his nasal passages registered somewhere between grizzly bear and exploding tractor trailer. Alice Clayton quotes: The sounds pouring forth from his nasal passages registered somewhere between grizzly bear and exploding tractor trailer.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/alice-clayton-quotes-298703.jpg)
![Alice Clayton quotes: He shook his head. "You're a bit of a train wreck, aren't you?" I puffed a bit of hair away from my face. "Choo choo? Alice Clayton quotes: He shook his head. "You're a bit of a train wreck, aren't you?" I puffed a bit of hair away from my face. "Choo choo?](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/alice-clayton-quotes-59671.jpg)
![Alice Clayton quotes: This is the heart I need. And if I have this - and a little schmaltz - I dont need anything else in the world Alice Clayton quotes: This is the heart I need. And if I have this - and a little schmaltz - I dont need anything else in the world](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/alice-clayton-quotes-1339110.jpg)
![Alice Clayton quotes: Wrapped around each other but now clad in a pink nightie and a pair of sweatpants. To be clear, I wore the pink nightie. Alice Clayton quotes: Wrapped around each other but now clad in a pink nightie and a pair of sweatpants. To be clear, I wore the pink nightie.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/alice-clayton-quotes-1242590.jpg)
![Alice Clayton quotes: Was I seriously awake at, let's see, onesixteen a.m. and attempting to discern the national origin ofthe woman getting plowed next door? Alice Clayton quotes: Was I seriously awake at, let's see, onesixteen a.m. and attempting to discern the national origin ofthe woman getting plowed next door?](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/alice-clayton-quotes-1195469.jpg)
sixteen a.m. and attempting to discern the national origin of
the woman getting plowed next door?
![Alice Clayton quotes: Babies were born, old people died, stocks were traded, and someone faked an orgasm. All in those five seconds. Alice Clayton quotes: Babies were born, old people died, stocks were traded, and someone faked an orgasm. All in those five seconds.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/alice-clayton-quotes-1160653.jpg)