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Alice Clayton quotes: Truth or dare, you little shit. Truth or dare, you little shit.
Alice Clayton quotes: Get your ass over here right now, you motherfucking scary movie pusher. Get your ass over here right now, you motherfucking scary movie pusher.
Alice Clayton quotes: Here's the thing about a spit take: In the movies, they're hysterical. In real life, they're just messy. Here's the thing about a spit take: In the movies, they're hysterical. In real life, they're just messy.
Alice Clayton quotes: I told her you were lovely, but the truth is, you're more than lovely, I told her you were lovely, but the truth is, you're more than lovely,
Alice Clayton quotes: Simon does commando. God bless America. Simon does commando. God bless America.
Alice Clayton quotes: Dream Caroline and Dream Simon were some naughty kids. Dream Caroline and Dream Simon were some naughty kids.
Alice Clayton quotes: Kittens, lay back. You are about to get Wallbanged. Kittens, lay back. You are about to get Wallbanged.
Alice Clayton quotes: And then I tasted nothing but his sweet lips, pressed firmly to mine, as I kissed him like it was my job. And then I tasted nothing but his sweet lips, pressed firmly to mine, as I kissed him like it was my job.
Alice Clayton quotes: Sometimes you have to pretend to be feeling better to actually feel better. It's why new workout clothes make you feel like you want to work out. Sometimes you have to pretend to be feeling better to actually feel better. It's why new workout clothes make you feel like you want to work out.
Alice Clayton quotes: I panted like a whore in church. The Church of Simon ... where I was dying to kneel before him. I panted like a whore in church. The Church of Simon ... where I was dying to kneel before him.
Alice Clayton quotes: Babies. I want to fill you up with babies. Like, make you pregnant with babies. And have some of the babies. Babies. Babies. Caroline? Babies Babies. I want to fill you up with babies. Like, make you pregnant with babies. And have some of the babies. Babies. Babies. Caroline? Babies
Alice Clayton quotes: The right woman for you wouldn't want you to change anything about your life. She wouldn't rock your boat, she'd jump right in and sail it with you. The right woman for you wouldn't want you to change anything about your life. She wouldn't rock your boat, she'd jump right in and sail it with you.
Alice Clayton quotes: My shirt bunched up around my waist, and the feeling of his hi-there against my hoohah was indescribable. My shirt bunched up around my waist, and the feeling of his hi-there against my hoohah was indescribable.
Alice Clayton quotes: Look how fantastic this ring looks on my hand while it's holding your cook.""Jesus Christ, woman. Look how fantastic this ring looks on my hand while it's holding your cook."
"Jesus Christ, woman.
Alice Clayton quotes: E kissed me right on my gonna-see-God. E kissed me right on my gonna-see-God.
Alice Clayton quotes: I didn't think I could love you more, but I really kind of do. I didn't think I could love you more, but I really kind of do.
Alice Clayton quotes: Grace does not share ice cream. She does, however, talk about herself in the third person. Grace does not share ice cream. She does, however, talk about herself in the third person.
Alice Clayton quotes: It doesn't always have to be so hard. Sometimes falling in love just means turning around and seeing what's right in front of you. It doesn't always have to be so hard. Sometimes falling in love just means turning around and seeing what's right in front of you.
Alice Clayton quotes: Don't be ungrateful. Just open it. Don't be ungrateful. Just open it.
Alice Clayton quotes: Love is messy, painful and emotionally draining. It hardly seems worth it. Love is messy, painful and emotionally draining. It hardly seems worth it.
Alice Clayton quotes: I tend to lose control when pie crust is involved. I tend to lose control when pie crust is involved.
Alice Clayton quotes: Dicks didn't need to be inserted for it to be cheating. Dicks didn't need to be inserted for it to be cheating.
Alice Clayton quotes: You sure about this, Sugar Snap?" ... "I'm all in, Farmer Boy. You sure about this, Sugar Snap?" ...
"I'm all in, Farmer Boy.
Alice Clayton quotes: I'll feel guilty Monday, but today I can't think about anything work related. My head will literally burst. I'll feel guilty Monday, but today I can't think about anything work related. My head will literally burst.
Alice Clayton quotes: I literally could not feel more cozy right now if I were actually inside a marshmallow I literally could not feel more cozy right now if I were actually inside a marshmallow
Alice Clayton quotes: Of course the girl who meows when she has an orgasm is afraid of cats. Of course the girl who meows when she has an orgasm is afraid of cats.
Alice Clayton quotes: Brushed the side of his hand! Slut! Brushed the side of his hand! Slut!
Alice Clayton quotes: There was a hickey on the side of my neck the size of a quarter. I looked like I had argued with a Hoover and the Hoover won. Jesus. There was a hickey on the side of my neck the size of a quarter. I looked like I had argued with a Hoover and the Hoover won. Jesus.
Alice Clayton quotes: If I was going to have a life of air and nothing, I'd at least like a big fat dick to bounce on. If I was going to have a life of air and nothing, I'd at least like a big fat dick to bounce on.
Alice Clayton quotes: Giggler, I think I hate you most of all. Giggler, I think I hate you most of all.
Alice Clayton quotes: It was like pulling one loose thread on a sweater, and suddenly, poof, no sweater! And you're standing naked in a new hotel with terrible lighting. It was like pulling one loose thread on a sweater, and suddenly, poof, no sweater! And you're standing naked in a new hotel with terrible lighting.
Alice Clayton quotes: I fucking love you, you goddamned librarian. I fucking love you, you goddamned librarian.
Alice Clayton quotes: He lifted his head and opened his eyes. Singularly focused, dark, and of one mind-set.Simon was about to fuck. He lifted his head and opened his eyes. Singularly focused, dark, and of one mind-set.
Simon was about to fuck.
Alice Clayton quotes: Peeling apples, just peeling apples. Didn't feel your boobs. No, no, not me Peeling apples, just peeling apples. Didn't feel your boobs. No, no, not me
Alice Clayton quotes: Think I even noticed that I had a forehead full of sofa? Hell no, I had a Wallbanger kneeling between my legs. Think I even noticed that I had a forehead full of sofa? Hell no, I had a Wallbanger kneeling between my legs.
Alice Clayton quotes: I'm very cute when I'm vulnerable. I'm very cute when I'm vulnerable.
Alice Clayton quotes: You smell like tequila and sexual repression, Caroline. You smell like tequila and sexual repression, Caroline.
Alice Clayton quotes: Before I eat your bagel, we should be formally introduced, don't you think? Before I eat your bagel, we should be formally introduced, don't you think?
Alice Clayton quotes: He turned, leaning against the door, one arm over his head. Beef. To the motherfucking. Cake. He turned, leaning against the door, one arm over his head. Beef. To the motherfucking. Cake.
Alice Clayton quotes: After about ten seconds, he inhaled and shook After about ten seconds, he inhaled and shook
Alice Clayton quotes: You gonna bang my walls, Simon?" I laughed."You have no idea," he promised. You gonna bang my walls, Simon?" I laughed.
"You have no idea," he promised.
Alice Clayton quotes: Oh , God, the British Have landed, Haven't they? Oh , God, the British Have landed, Haven't they?
Alice Clayton quotes: My boyfriend likes to fuck my brains out on our kitchen island. Which tile would you recommend for that? My boyfriend likes to fuck my brains out on our kitchen island. Which tile would you recommend for that?
Alice Clayton quotes: For the record, I am so turned on by your elbow patches, I'm coming out of my skin over here. For the record, I am so turned on by your elbow patches, I'm coming out of my skin over here.
Alice Clayton quotes: Oh please, like you don't know. You're bigger than a breadbox! Oh please, like you don't know. You're bigger than a breadbox!
Alice Clayton quotes: To things staring you right in the face, I echoed, our eyes locking over the rims. To things staring you right in the face, I echoed, our eyes locking over the rims.
Alice Clayton quotes: Was this Cowboy Hank? Oh my, yes, it was. Because his belt buckle told me so . Was this Cowboy Hank? Oh my, yes, it was. Because his belt buckle told me so .
Alice Clayton quotes: I'm gonna try to steal home."I smiled. "Silly Simon, it's not stealing if I wave you in I'm gonna try to steal home."
I smiled. "Silly Simon, it's not stealing if I wave you in
Alice Clayton quotes: Pushing thoughts of spanking and Simon from my mind, I went back to my DVDs. Spanking Simon. What a great name for a band. Pushing thoughts of spanking and Simon from my mind, I went back to my DVDs. Spanking Simon. What a great name for a band.
Alice Clayton quotes: Her skin glowed, her hair was luxurious, her eyes sparkled, and her tits were even more fantastic. Her skin glowed, her hair was luxurious, her eyes sparkled, and her tits were even more fantastic.
Alice Clayton quotes: You give good woo. You give good woo.
Alice Clayton quotes: His eyes were on my behind. And when caught? Didn't even have the decency to blush. Naughty boy. His eyes were on my behind. And when caught? Didn't even have the decency to blush. Naughty boy.
Alice Clayton quotes: I knew I should have changed your name from Nightie Girl to Naughty Girl. I knew I should have changed your name from Nightie Girl to Naughty Girl.
Alice Clayton quotes: Sleep hair, or the speedbump abs. Practically. Sleep hair, or the speedbump abs. Practically.
Alice Clayton quotes: Be aware of the walls you build and what could be on the other side Be aware of the walls you build and what could be on the other side
Alice Clayton quotes: Hi, pot. It's me, kettle," Sophia snapped back."Hi kettle, you have about thirty seconds before this pot kicks your ass. Hi, pot. It's me, kettle," Sophia snapped back.
"Hi kettle, you have about thirty seconds before this pot kicks your ass.
Alice Clayton quotes: I knew it wouldn't always be this easy. But it sure as hell would be a good time. I knew it wouldn't always be this easy. But it sure as hell would be a good time.
Alice Clayton quotes: Wine?""Am I breathing?""Wine it is. Wine?"
"Am I breathing?"
"Wine it is.
Alice Clayton quotes: Stop it. If you say sorry one more time I'm gonna go find something of yours and pee on it, I swear. Stop it. If you say sorry one more time I'm gonna go find something of yours and pee on it, I swear.
Alice Clayton quotes: Beneath the sheet - which was already lower on his hips than should be legal HeWasStillHard Beneath the sheet - which was already lower on his hips than should be legal
He
Was
Still
Hard
Alice Clayton quotes: That's the only reason," he said. "Have a good night. Sweet dreams. That's the only reason," he said. "Have a good night. Sweet dreams.
Alice Clayton quotes: Fucking Wallbanger," I hissed, frozed on the spot. His grin slid off as well as he played place-the-face for a moment. "Fucking Pink Nightie Girl. Fucking Wallbanger," I hissed, frozed on the spot.
His grin slid off as well as he played place-the-face for a moment. "Fucking Pink Nightie Girl.
Alice Clayton quotes: Well, considering my entire life, now seems rules by odd coincidences, I figure it's right on track. Well, considering my entire life, now seems rules by odd coincidences, I figure it's right on track.
Alice Clayton quotes: You sure that's the only reason you called? You sure that's the only reason you called?
Alice Clayton quotes: The irony that Simon was literally trying to run away from pussy was not lost on me. The irony that Simon was literally trying to run away from pussy was not lost on me.
Alice Clayton quotes: He was everything I'd ever wanted, and everything I hadn't even known I needed. He was everything I'd ever wanted, and everything I hadn't even known I needed.
Alice Clayton quotes: I don't care what you all think you want on paper. In reality, you're doing it all wrong. I don't care what you all think you want on paper. In reality, you're doing it all wrong.
Alice Clayton quotes: Because no one can hurt you quite like someone who says he loves you. Because no one can hurt you quite like someone who says he loves you.
Alice Clayton quotes: Rang out from the kitchen, and I grinned in relief. Rang out from the kitchen, and I grinned in relief.
Alice Clayton quotes: How do you make Wallbanger stop smirking? You kiss him. How do you make Wallbanger stop smirking? You kiss him.
Alice Clayton quotes: So, how is the British invasion going? Has he invaded your hoohah yet? So, how is the British invasion going? Has he invaded your hoohah yet?
Alice Clayton quotes: She was giggling. She was a dirty, dirty giggler. She was giggling. She was a dirty, dirty giggler.
Alice Clayton quotes: The sounds pouring forth from his nasal passages registered somewhere between grizzly bear and exploding tractor trailer. The sounds pouring forth from his nasal passages registered somewhere between grizzly bear and exploding tractor trailer.
Alice Clayton quotes: His eyes were so blue, it was like looking at two angry oceans. His eyes were so blue, it was like looking at two angry oceans.
Alice Clayton quotes: I felt a tap on my shoulder. I knew it was him. My skin told me. I felt a tap on my shoulder. I knew it was him. My skin told me.
Alice Clayton quotes: He was the yin to my yang, the frick to my frack, the melba toast to my Chex. He was the yin to my yang, the frick to my frack, the melba toast to my Chex.
Alice Clayton quotes: I got in trouble for fondling buns, he whispered. I got in trouble for fondling buns, he whispered.
Alice Clayton quotes: Sweet dreams and thin walls ... Mother of Pearl. He'd heard me. Sweet dreams and thin walls ... Mother of Pearl. He'd heard me.
Alice Clayton quotes: Twenty-four year olds were my new favourite thing. I needed to tell Oprah to put them on her list. Twenty-four year olds were my new favourite thing. I needed to tell Oprah to put them on her list.
Alice Clayton quotes: Always good when what you need and what you want are the same thing. Always good when what you need and what you want are the same thing.
Alice Clayton quotes: It was fun making this guy blush. It was fun making this guy blush.
Alice Clayton quotes: He shook his head. "You're a bit of a train wreck, aren't you?" I puffed a bit of hair away from my face. "Choo choo? He shook his head. "You're a bit of a train wreck, aren't you?" I puffed a bit of hair away from my face. "Choo choo?
Alice Clayton quotes: You can't misinterpret the sound of a good spanking, and someone was receiving one next door. You can't misinterpret the sound of a good spanking, and someone was receiving one next door.
Alice Clayton quotes: I wouldn't say I know him, but I'm familiar with his work. I wouldn't say I know him, but I'm familiar with his work.
Alice Clayton quotes: I love the shit out of you. So calm down and just tell me what you need. -Simon I love the shit out of you. So calm down and just tell me what you need. -Simon
Alice Clayton quotes: I'm hardly just someone. I think I rate a little higher than that, I'm hardly just someone. I think I rate a little higher than that,
Alice Clayton quotes: This is the heart I need. And if I have this - and a little schmaltz - I dont need anything else in the world This is the heart I need. And if I have this - and a little schmaltz - I dont need anything else in the world
Alice Clayton quotes: Come into my Tahoe, Simon, Come into my Tahoe, Simon,
Alice Clayton quotes: Wrapped around each other but now clad in a pink nightie and a pair of sweatpants. To be clear, I wore the pink nightie. Wrapped around each other but now clad in a pink nightie and a pair of sweatpants. To be clear, I wore the pink nightie.
Alice Clayton quotes: Was I seriously awake at, let's see, onesixteen a.m. and attempting to discern the national origin ofthe woman getting plowed next door? Was I seriously awake at, let's see, one
sixteen a.m. and attempting to discern the national origin of
the woman getting plowed next door?
Alice Clayton quotes: Babies were born, old people died, stocks were traded, and someone faked an orgasm. All in those five seconds. Babies were born, old people died, stocks were traded, and someone faked an orgasm. All in those five seconds.
Alice Clayton quotes: Dark chocolate was supposed to be good for you, right? Dark chocolate was supposed to be good for you, right?
Alice Clayton quotes: Maybe you'll show up at my back door with your nuts again. Maybe you'll show up at my back door with your nuts again.
Alice Clayton quotes: With one lick, I was close. With a second lick, I was close to stupid. With one lick, I was close. With a second lick, I was close to stupid.
Alice Clayton quotes: Just because we didn't work out as a couple didn't mean we couldn't work together, right? Just because we didn't work out as a couple didn't mean we couldn't work together, right?
Alice Clayton quotes: Clive remained behind Simon's knees.Simon's Knees . . . What a great name for a band. Clive remained behind Simon's knees.
Simon's Knees . . .
What a great name for a band.
Alice Clayton quotes: I breathed in, he breathed out. We traded actual air. I breathed in, he breathed out. We traded actual air.
Alice Clayton quotes: I will play Truth or Dare, you sucker, until you can't tell your truth from your dare. -CAROLINE I will play Truth or Dare, you sucker, until you can't tell your truth from your dare. -CAROLINE
Alice Clayton quotes: I was harder to pin down, but I knew him when I saw him. Like the Supreme Court and pornography, I was aware. I was harder to pin down, but I knew him when I saw him. Like the Supreme Court and pornography, I was aware.
Alice Clayton quotes: I'm outside. Oh. And I can hear you. Ohhh. You said my name. Oh. My. God. Let me in I'm outside.
Oh.
And I can hear you.
Ohhh.
You said my name.
Oh. My. God.
Let me in

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