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If some people are "outed," are other people "inned"? Can we say that someone has been "besided" or "overed"?
— David Sedaris
Well, that's a hell of a reason to poison yourself.
— David Sedaris
The part of my plan that made old people uncomfortable, that exposed them for the bigots they were - and on a Sunday! - still appealed to me.
— David Sedaris
If practiced correctly, generosity can induce feelings of shame, inadequacy, and even envy, to name just a few.
— David Sedaris
Not giving is no different than taking.
— David Sedaris
If I could believe in myself, why not give other improbabilities the benefit of the doubt?
— David Sedaris
In his work shirt and underpants, he looked powerful but also cartoonish, like a bear dressed up for a job interview.
— David Sedaris
Thanks stadium pal!
— David Sedaris
Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.
— Amy Sedaris
To be exotic, on the other hand, one had to think not just outside the box but outside the world of boxes.
— David Sedaris
The Korean man nodded, the way you do when you're a foreigner and understand that someone has finished a sentence.
— David Sedaris
It made no sense naturewise - owls and songbirds work different shifts, and even if they didn't they would still never be friends.
— David Sedaris
Having spent my life trying to fit the will of others, I was unable to distinguish between what I enjoyed and what I thought I should enjoy.
— David Sedaris
Now it seems cruel, abusive even, but this all happened before the invention of self-esteem, which, frankly, I think is a little overrated.
— David Sedaris
It's not lost on me that I'm so busy recording life, I don't have time to really live it.
— David Sedaris
And I'm here to tell you that, as long as you keep your eyes shut, it's really not that bad.
— David Sedaris
I don't like travelling if I know I have to write about it.
— David Sedaris
They're hungry for something they know nothing about, but we, we know all too well that the price of fame is the loss of privacy.
— David Sedaris
I like books on tape, and will listen to just about anything.
— David Sedaris
I'm more of a clown, a tragic clown. Yeah. I just like humor to come out of characters.
— Amy Sedaris
In my dream world gay people in America would get the right to marry, and not a one of them would use that right.
— David Sedaris
she was the human equivalent of a storm cloud.
— David Sedaris
That be common for I, also, but be more strong, you. Much work and someday, you talk pretty. People start love you soon. Maybe tomorrow, okay.
— David Sedaris
All I can say is that if it helps to have friends, it helps even more to have friends who are governors!
— David Sedaris
He led me to the barn, where a Mexican man stood waiting for his turn at the shower. "Whole-aah, Toe-moss," he shouted.
— David Sedaris
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A good [short story] would take me out of myself and then stuff me back in, outsized, now, and uneasy with the fit.
— David Sedaris
Gambling to me is what a telephone pole might be to a groundhog. He sees that it's there but doesn't for the life of him understand why.
— David Sedaris
Boys who spent their weekends making banana nut muffins did not, as a rule, excel in the art of hand-to-hand combat.
— David Sedaris
A zoo is a good place to make a spectacle of yourself, as the people around you have creepier, more photogenic things to look at.
— David Sedaris
I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met.
— David Sedaris
When they're born outside, crows come and pluck their eyes out.
— David Sedaris
My family isn't really all that different from anyone else's. Well, maybe they're a bit more entertaining.
— David Sedaris
Paul Rudnick is a champion of truth (and love and great wicked humor) whom we ignore at our peril.
— David Sedaris
The Bible says that it's all right to cast the first stone if someone dead is telling you to do it
— David Sedaris
Live with liberty, and your imagination can soar.
— David Sedaris
My first boyfriend was black as well, but that doesn't prove I'm color-blind, just that I like big butts.
— David Sedaris
We can't profess love without talking through hand puppets.
— David Sedaris
Perhaps the little Negro girl was holding a concealed razor blade. Maybe she was one of the troublemakers out for a fresh white scalp.
— David Sedaris
My characters always like themselves.
— Amy Sedaris
I think it's important to take chances.
— David Sedaris
We sweat for our pretensions. It
— David Sedaris
I love depressing movies and depressing books.
— Amy Sedaris
The nice thing about crowds is that someone can throw a bottle and you don't take it personally.
— David Sedaris
That man tried to picka my frienda's pocketoni!
— David Sedaris
Nobody dreams of the things he already has.
— David Sedaris
he's braw and pulchritudinous,
— David Sedaris
Usually, the best ideas come from other people's good ideas, which then, after a short gestation period, become your ideas.
— Amy Sedaris
True art was based upon despair, and the important thing was to make yourself and those around you as miserable as possible.
— David Sedaris
It was like seeing someone who wore a striped tie or parted his hair on the left - a detail, but not a telling one.
— David Sedaris
I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.
— Amy Sedaris
I like nonfiction books about people with wretched lives.
— David Sedaris
Comfort has its place, but it seems rude to visit another country dressed as if you've come to mow its lawns.
— David Sedaris
I'm dating myself, but this was before Jesus Christ. We worshiped a God named Sashatiba, who had five eyes, including one on the Adam's apple.
— David Sedaris
Say what you will about the south, but in North Carolina a hot dog is free to swing anyway it wishes.
— David Sedaris
In Paris you're always surrounded by French people.
— David Sedaris
Jeremy, Good luck on your first marriage.
— David Sedaris
Every day spent with you is like having a cesarean section.
— David Sedaris
This is a busy week with me and lunatics, whom I tend to see as either signs or messengers.
— David Sedaris
It make one's mouth hurt to speak with such forced merriment.
— David Sedaris
Sometimes I say to myself, 'Oh, I wish I could win a Tony Award', although I'm not that bothered.
— David Sedaris
I have no desire to carry a movie.
— Amy Sedaris
Either he was suffering a terrible case of gas or he had a pint-size child practicing the trumpet in his back pocket.
— David Sedaris
My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him.
— Amy Sedaris
I've been keeping diaries for 27 years.
— David Sedaris
Weeks passed, my suitcase grew more and more conventional. "I've got something for you," I'd say to a teenager. "It's nothing huge,
— David Sedaris
Amy Sedaris makes me laugh harder than anybody.
— Andy Cohen
You know you're young when someone asks you for money and you take it as a compliment.
— David Sedaris
Like most seasoned phonies, I roundly suspect that everyone is as disingenuous as I am.
— David Sedaris
Writing gives you the illusion of control, and then you realize it's just an illusion, that people are going to bring their own stuff into it.
— David Sedaris
The bow tie is like the pierced eyebrow of the Republican party.
— David Sedaris
I started writing when I was twenty, and my first book came out seventeen years later.
— David Sedaris
He looked as though his life had not only passed him by but paused along the way to spit in his face.
— David Sedaris
The thing to remeber is that more than anything in this world, these colored people wish they were white.
— David Sedaris
Weird doors open. People fall into things.
— David Sedaris
