David Sedaris Quotes: Either he was suffering a terrible case of gas or he had a pint-size child practicing the trumpet in his ...

Either he was suffering a terrible case of gas or he had a pint-size child practicing the trumpet in his back pocket. (David Sedaris)

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David Sedaris Quotes: Either he was suffering a terrible case of gas or he had a pint-size child practicing the trumpet in his back pocket.

David Sedaris Quotes: Either he was suffering a terrible case of gas or he had a pint-size child practicing the trumpet in his back pocket.

David Sedaris Quotes: Either he was suffering a terrible case of gas or he had a pint-size child practicing the trumpet in his back pocket.

David Sedaris Quotes: Either he was suffering a terrible case of gas or he had a pint-size child practicing the trumpet in his back pocket.

David Sedaris Quotes: Either he was suffering a terrible case of gas or he had a pint-size child practicing the trumpet in his back pocket.

David Sedaris Quotes: Either he was suffering a terrible case of gas or he had a pint-size child practicing the trumpet in his back pocket.

David Sedaris Quotes: Either he was suffering a terrible case of gas or he had a pint-size child practicing the trumpet in his back pocket.

David Sedaris Quotes: Either he was suffering a terrible case of gas or he had a pint-size child practicing the trumpet in his back pocket.

David Sedaris Quotes: Either he was suffering a terrible case of gas or he had a pint-size child practicing the trumpet in his back pocket.

David Sedaris Quotes: Either he was suffering a terrible case of gas or he had a pint-size child practicing the trumpet in his back pocket.

David Sedaris Quotes: Either he was suffering a terrible case of gas or he had a pint-size child practicing the trumpet in his back pocket.

David Sedaris Quotes: Either he was suffering a terrible case of gas or he had a pint-size child practicing the trumpet in his back pocket.

David Sedaris Quotes: Either he was suffering a terrible case of gas or he had a pint-size child practicing the trumpet in his back pocket.

David Sedaris Quotes: Either he was suffering a terrible case of gas or he had a pint-size child practicing the trumpet in his back pocket.

David Sedaris Quotes: Either he was suffering a terrible case of gas or he had a pint-size child practicing the trumpet in his back pocket.