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No, Paige. I am trying to help you."
"Go to hell."
"I already exist on a level of hell."
"Exist on one that isn't near mine. — Samantha Shannon

You're a big, lovable teddy bear. — Michael Grant

When a young man begins to go down hill everything seems to be greased for the occasion. — Josh Billings

We're automatons in a symphony conducted by a lunatic and performed by blind idealists. Damon — Eleni Papanou

i'm no good-girl-gone bad or goin O-na-na like Rihanna, but I'm gonna Work It like Iggy and Ride Like Lana. — Bee

I was speechless. Which is, as you know, very rare. — James Patterson

CALVIN:
Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien. — Bill Watterson

My daughter got me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. So we know she's sarcastic. — Bob Odenkirk

Just for the record the weather today is slightly sarcastic, with a good chance of A. indifference and B. disinterest in what the critics say. — Panic At The Disco

Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair. — Josh Billings

Her skin was white as leprosy. — Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Because I'm a glutton for punishment, I guess. Or because I'm the cat curiosity is scheduled to kill in approximately six hours. — Lindsey Ouimet

He makes a very handsome corpse and becomes his coffin prodigiously. — Oliver Goldsmith

CARNIVOROUS, adj. Addicted to the cruelty of devouring the timorous vegetarian, his heirs and assigns. — Ambrose Bierce

It's like a jolt of electricity, but worse. — Lee Davidson

He has the attention span of a lightning bolt. — Robert Redford

Being attacked by him is like being savaged by a dead sheep. — Denis Healey

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. — Mae West

A satisfied customer. We should have him stuffed. — John Cleese

A nasty letter or a sarcastic one can make you righteously angry, but what can you do about a polite letter of rejection? Nothing, really, except cry. — E.L. Konigsburg

He is brilliant - to the top of his boots. — David Lloyd George

All right, we need a way to get into the palace. Any ideas?"

"Ask nicely? Charge in? Fly? Wait, do you mean reasonable ones? — Noelle Crawford

Really, if the lower orders don't set a good example, what on earth is the use of them? — Oscar Wilde

I barely heard her muffled comment of "Yay," but the sarcastic jazz hands were hard to miss. — Katie McGarry

Don't have every dialog go in a straight line to solve the problem. Let your characters argue, be sarcastic, disagree or joke around. — Dan Alatorre

If he ever had a bright idea it would be beginner's luck. — William Lashner

Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back. — Richard Belzer

You have delighted us long enough. — Jane Austen

Yeah, he's in pain except between the first and ninth innings — Dave Bristol

You can always reason with a German. You can always reason with a barnyard animal, too, for all the good it does. — P. J. O'Rourke

Her face was her chaperone. — Rupert Hughes

Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit. — Will Smith

His ignorance covers the world like a blanket, and there's scarcely a hole in it anywhere. — Mark Twain

You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Just because the kid's cute, doesn't mean you're not the father. — Will Smith

Wes is Wes," Alastair said. "One in every family. I love him, but I think of him as a sarcastic pet. — John Scalzi

Don't take life too seriously. — RuPaul

My mind reels with sarcastic replies! — Charles M. Schulz

Really?"
"No. I'm being ironic. Or is it sarcastic? I can never remember."
"Irony's cleverer, so you're probably being sarcastic. — Jonathan Stroud

Half is better than none unless it be of a wit. — Susan Lendroth

Never be SARCASTIC. A clever remark might gain you a few laughs but the butt of your remarks will be offended and will remember you for it. — Gary L. Graybill

He was born stupid, and greatly increased his birthright. — Samuel Butler

sarchasm n. The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. — Steven Pinker

I am pretty sarcastic and pretty dry. — Anneliese Van Der Pol

Size does matter. There's a lot of ways to make people feel good, but personally I think it does enhance things. — Pamela Anderson

I'm a sarcastic person, and people don't get my humor sometimes. — Sarah Hyland

You couldn't tell if she was dressed for an opera or an operation. — Irvin S. Cobb

It's not hard to fail ... it's hard to accept you failed ... but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing — Josh Stern

And he raised his glass to her. It could have been a compliment. Or the most sarcastic gesture anyone had ever made to her. — Lisa Kleypas

...and yes that was meant to be interpreted in a sarcastic bubblegum tone complete with clapping and jazz hands. — K.R. Grace

A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility. — Lawrence G. Lovasik

If you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question — Colleen Hoover

I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic. — Sarah Rees Brennan

I really do mean to offend you, you know. — Kaycee Browning

Watch it, buster. There's only room for one sarcastic malcontent in this relationship. — Christine Warren

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world. — Jean Baudrillard

He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. — Molly Ivins

My life is worth living said the Scorpion and showed his sting. — Kristian Goldmund Aumann

He didn't look like the same person who picked me up this morning. Noah
sarcastic, distant, untouchable Noah
cared. And that made him real. — Michelle Hodkin

It's weird, marriage. It's like this license that gives a person the legal right to control their spouse / their 'other half. — Jess C. Scott

He had a winning smile, but everything else was a loser. — George C. Scott

Modesty is the artifice of actors, similar to passion in call girls. — Jackie Gleason

The 100% American is 99% idiot. — George Bernard Shaw

He is mad, bad and dangerous to know. — Lady Caroline Lamb

Are you fighting evil tonight? ... Then you are doing the Lord's work. Shut the fuck up. — James R Tuck

Compassion: listening to a month's worth of snivelling when you break up with yet another asshole. — Martyn V. Halm

Your idea of fidelity is not having more than one man in bed at the same time. — Frederic Raphael

Logan leaned over and whispered, Or as I like to call it, the tutorial guide on how to mindfuck entire groups. — Tijan

He not only overflowed with learning, but stood in the slop. — Sydney Smith

A lot of people are alive because I shed too much hair to get away with murder. — Darynda Jones

The snow may be falling in the winter of my discontent, but at least I've got sarcastic company. — John Green

Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf. — Oscar Wilde

He must have had a magnificent build before his stomach went in for a career of its own. — Margaret Halsey

I'm the walkingest girl around. I like to work at it - really get my heart pounding. — Amy Yasbeck

I don't recognize you - I've changed a lot. — Oscar Wilde

I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and discovering there's a gas bill tied to it. — Rowan Atkinson

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't driving around on a bus and having a campfire kind of adding to the environment problem? — Will Smith

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. — Mark Twain

If you don't understand it, it's art. — Ljupka Cvetanova

She was kind of girl who'd eat all your cashews and leave you with nothing but peanuts and filberts. — Raymond Chandler

I'm really sarcastic. Not Morgan Webb sarcastic. She's dry, 100%. I'm different from her. — Olivia Munn

I sort of fell."
"Percy! Six hundred and thirty feet? — Rick Riordan

Keep trying?
I'd rather keep walking. I mean, whisky is whisky — Ljupka Cvetanova

When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price? — David Letterman

Christians rejected the need for proof to support belief in God, yet dismissed proof altogether when it was there. — Kira Peikoff

Never trust your colleagues. Work politics are founded by them. — Adhish Mazumder

sarcastic. It was a crack at him being old school and set in his ways. The Metro was new — Michael Connelly

He who desires nothing, hopes for nothing, and is afraid of nothing, cannot be an artist. — Anton Chekhov

His mind is so open - so open that ideas simply pass through it. — F.H. Bradley

No need to be sarcastic, Codex.
I think that's sincere, actually.
Wow. — Cassandra Clare

I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works. — Russell Lynes

If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already? — Cynthia Heimel

God was bored by him. — Victor Hugo

I didn't intend it to come out sarcastically, but I guess that's just where my tone of voice automatically goes these days. — M.A. George

I can be very dry and sarcastic. — Hayden Panettiere

This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic. — Lorrie Moore

At first I thought he was walking a dog. Then I realized it was his date. — Edith Massey

Doubt you'd find anyone as dashingly charming as me — Veronica Purcell

You're a big help, Mr. I Read So Many Books. — Laura Ruby

Useless as a pulled tooth. — Mary Roberts Rinehart