Sarcastic Quotes
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No, Paige. I am trying to help you.""Go to hell."
"I already exist on a level of hell."
"Exist on one that isn't near mine. — Samantha Shannon
You're a big, lovable teddy bear.
— Michael Grant
When a young man begins to go down hill everything seems to be greased for the occasion.
— Josh Billings
We're automatons in a symphony conducted by a lunatic and performed by blind idealists. Damon
— Eleni Papanou
I was speechless. Which is, as you know, very rare.
— James Patterson
Just for the record the weather today is slightly sarcastic, with a good chance of A. indifference and B. disinterest in what the critics say.
— Panic At The Disco
Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.
— Josh Billings
Her skin was white as leprosy.
— Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Because I'm a glutton for punishment, I guess. Or because I'm the cat curiosity is scheduled to kill in approximately six hours.
— Lindsey Ouimet
He makes a very handsome corpse and becomes his coffin prodigiously.
— Oliver Goldsmith
CARNIVOROUS, adj. Addicted to the cruelty of devouring the timorous vegetarian, his heirs and assigns.
— Ambrose Bierce
It's like a jolt of electricity, but worse.
— Lee Davidson
He has the attention span of a lightning bolt.
— Robert Redford
Being attacked by him is like being savaged by a dead sheep.
— Denis Healey
A satisfied customer. We should have him stuffed.
— John Cleese
A nasty letter or a sarcastic one can make you righteously angry, but what can you do about a polite letter of rejection? Nothing, really, except cry.
— E.L. Konigsburg
He is brilliant - to the top of his boots.
— David Lloyd George
All right, we need a way to get into the palace. Any ideas?""Ask nicely? Charge in? Fly? Wait, do you mean reasonable ones? — Noelle Crawford
Really, if the lower orders don't set a good example, what on earth is the use of them?
— Oscar Wilde
I barely heard her muffled comment of "Yay," but the sarcastic jazz hands were hard to miss.
— Katie McGarry
Don't have every dialog go in a straight line to solve the problem. Let your characters argue, be sarcastic, disagree or joke around.
— Dan Alatorre
If he ever had a bright idea it would be beginner's luck.
— William Lashner
Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back.
— Richard Belzer
You have delighted us long enough.
— Jane Austen
You can always reason with a German. You can always reason with a barnyard animal, too, for all the good it does.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Her face was her chaperone.
— Rupert Hughes
Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
— Will Smith
His ignorance covers the world like a blanket, and there's scarcely a hole in it anywhere.
— Mark Twain
You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
Wes is Wes," Alastair said. "One in every family. I love him, but I think of him as a sarcastic pet.
— John Scalzi
Don't take life too seriously.
— RuPaul
My mind reels with sarcastic replies!
— Charles M. Schulz
Really?""No. I'm being ironic. Or is it sarcastic? I can never remember."
"Irony's cleverer, so you're probably being sarcastic. — Jonathan Stroud
Half is better than none unless it be of a wit.
— Susan Lendroth
Never be SARCASTIC. A clever remark might gain you a few laughs but the butt of your remarks will be offended and will remember you for it.
— Gary L. Graybill
He was born stupid, and greatly increased his birthright.
— Samuel Butler
sarchasm n. The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
— Steven Pinker
I am pretty sarcastic and pretty dry.
— Anneliese Van Der Pol
Size does matter. There's a lot of ways to make people feel good, but personally I think it does enhance things.
— Pamela Anderson
And he raised his glass to her. It could have been a compliment. Or the most sarcastic gesture anyone had ever made to her.
— Lisa Kleypas
...and yes that was meant to be interpreted in a sarcastic bubblegum tone complete with clapping and jazz hands.
— K.R. Grace
A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.
— Lawrence G. Lovasik
If you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question
— Colleen Hoover
I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.
— Sarah Rees Brennan
I really do mean to offend you, you know.
— Kaycee Browning
Watch it, buster. There's only room for one sarcastic malcontent in this relationship.
— Christine Warren
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
— Jean Baudrillard
My life is worth living said the Scorpion and showed his sting.
— Kristian Goldmund Aumann
He didn't look like the same person who picked me up this morning. Noahsarcastic, distant, untouchable Noah
cared. And that made him real. — Michelle Hodkin
It's weird, marriage. It's like this license that gives a person the legal right to control their spouse / their 'other half.
— Jess C. Scott
He had a winning smile, but everything else was a loser.
— George C. Scott
Modesty is the artifice of actors, similar to passion in call girls.
— Jackie Gleason
The 100% American is 99% idiot.
— George Bernard Shaw
He is mad, bad and dangerous to know.
— Lady Caroline Lamb
Are you fighting evil tonight? ... Then you are doing the Lord's work. Shut the fuck up.
— James R Tuck
Compassion: listening to a month's worth of snivelling when you break up with yet another asshole.
— Martyn V. Halm
He not only overflowed with learning, but stood in the slop.
— Sydney Smith
The snow may be falling in the winter of my discontent, but at least I've got sarcastic company.
— John Green
Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf.
— Oscar Wilde
He must have had a magnificent build before his stomach went in for a career of its own.
— Margaret Halsey
I don't recognize you - I've changed a lot.
— Oscar Wilde
I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and discovering there's a gas bill tied to it.
— Rowan Atkinson
I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight.
— Mark Twain
If you don't understand it, it's art.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
She was kind of girl who'd eat all your cashews and leave you with nothing but peanuts and filberts.
— Raymond Chandler
I'm really sarcastic. Not Morgan Webb sarcastic. She's dry, 100%. I'm different from her.
— Olivia Munn
I sort of fell.""Percy! Six hundred and thirty feet? — Rick Riordan
Keep trying?I'd rather keep walking. I mean, whisky is whisky — Ljupka Cvetanova
When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?
— David Letterman
Christians rejected the need for proof to support belief in God, yet dismissed proof altogether when it was there.
— Kira Peikoff
Never trust your colleagues. Work politics are founded by them.
— Adhish Mazumder
sarcastic. It was a crack at him being old school and set in his ways. The Metro was new
— Michael Connelly
He who desires nothing, hopes for nothing, and is afraid of nothing, cannot be an artist.
— Anton Chekhov
No need to be sarcastic, Codex.I think that's sincere, actually.
Wow. — Cassandra Clare
I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
— Russell Lynes
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
— Cynthia Heimel
God was bored by him.
— Victor Hugo
I didn't intend it to come out sarcastically, but I guess that's just where my tone of voice automatically goes these days.
— M.A. George
I can be very dry and sarcastic.
— Hayden Panettiere
This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic.
— Lorrie Moore
Doubt you'd find anyone as dashingly charming as me
— Veronica Purcell
You're a big help, Mr. I Read So Many Books.
— Laura Ruby
Useless as a pulled tooth.
— Mary Roberts Rinehart