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Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds. — Helen Rowland

Both the zombie mafia and the rebel zombie alliance could suck my white trash undead ass. — Diana Rowland

Judge me if you want to. And as a matter of fact, it won't even count, 'cause the only person who can judge is God. — Kelly Rowland

Hello, my name is Angel, and I'll be your zombie today. — Diana Rowland

A man may talk inspiringly to a woman about love in the abstract
but the look in his eyes is always perfectly concrete. — Helen Rowland

Still, waking up this early was just wrong. "Why can't people be reasonable and only die after eleven A.M.?" I whined. — Diana Rowland

Good morning!" my partner, Derrel, said in an insanely cheerful voice. "I need my Angel to come out and play. — Diana Rowland

Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic. — Helen Rowland

Yeats answered, "in looking for the next rhyme word. — Philip Rowland

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. — Helen Rowland

Zombie Super Powers, Activate! — Diana Rowland

Marriage: a souvenir of love. — Helen Rowland

When you want something bad enough, you work your butt off for it. — Kelly Rowland

I'm kind of a germ freak. When I get on a plane, I spray my seat and everything with Lysol Disinfectant Spray. — Kelly Rowland

I send my thoughts afar, and let them paint your Christmas Day at home. — Edward Rowland Sill

I plan on being a friend, a good leader and a good governor over these next three years. — John Rowland

Love what you do and do what you love, even if it means living in a van and screaming at God every night. — Jeffrey Rowland

Coming into the music industry, even when I was a kid, one thing I learned is timing is everything. You being prepared is everything. — Kelly Rowland

Sometimes dirty can come off really cute or come off 'I don't even want you to touch me.' — Kelly Rowland

Ever since we were little, we were so on fire for our dreams. We never let anyone blow our flames out. — Kelly Rowland

Europe and the U.K. are yesterday's world. Tomorrow is in the United States. — Tiny Rowland

I can't spread myself too thin to where I have nothing left to give! — Kelly Rowland

Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it — Helen Rowland

Zombie Super Powers, activate, you fucking bitches. — Diana Rowland

A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one. — Helen Rowland

Some widowers are bereaved
others, relieved. — Helen Rowland

Don't look at someone else and want to be them. Search within yourself and find out who you are and be someone positive. — Kelly Rowland

As Rowland Hill said that he could not see why Satan should have the best tunes, so neither can I see why he should have the most graceful speakers! — Charles Haddon Spurgeon

For right now, it really is the end. Hopefully in 10 years we'll all be married and have babies. — Kelly Rowland

It looked like pieces of bread pudding that had been soaked in raspberry syrup. — Diana Rowland

When I get married, it will be for life - divorce is not an option. — Kelly Rowland

Love: woman's eternal spring and man's eternal fall. — Helen Rowland

Competition among schools is always a great motivator. — John Rowland

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Hey, look, I thought with a miserable laugh, this day just got worse. — Diana Rowland

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. — Helen Rowland

When I eat brains I don't smell like rotten meat. — Diana Rowland

Will you please stop being an asshole for a few god-damn minutes? — Diana Rowland

Woman's love
a mirror in which a man beholds himself glorified, magnified and deified. — Helen Rowland

When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living. — Helen Rowland

Sometimes even the smallest of efforts can change someone's fate entirely. — Mitch Rowland

The mistakes you regret the most in your life are the ones you didn't commit when you had the chance — Helen Rowland

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place. — Helen Rowland

It is as hard to get a man to stay at home after you've married him as it was to get him to go home before you married him. — Helen Rowland

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor. — Helen Rowland

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued. — Helen Rowland

I'm in love with wigs. I get them custom-made, and I have my hairstylist shape them to my head. I can go from short to long in less than a minute! — Kelly Rowland

Changing husbands is about as satisfactory as changing a bundle from one hand to the other; it gives you only temporary relief. — Helen Rowland

The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head. — Helen Rowland

Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course. — Helen Rowland

Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification. — Helen Rowland

No self-respecting zombie would be caught dead smoking. — Diana Rowland

An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country. — Helen Rowland

I have missed you. And I did not know anything was missing. — Diana Rowland

Time only changes the outside of things. It scars the rocks and snarls the trees, but the heart inside remains the same." - Charles M. Russell — Russell Rowland

A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he will begin to cherish them as charming little personal characteristics. — Helen Rowland

My legacy as governor was UConn and the cities. This is my passion. When I was governor, I would call Waterbury the center of the universe. — John Rowland

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it. — Helen Rowland

War is not one-sided. It takes two blades to clash. It matters little who comes out on top, there is still a dead man at the end. — Mitch Rowland

Marriage is the only thing that affords a woman the pleasure of company and the perfect sensation of solitude at the same time. — Helen Rowland

Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage , he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it. — Helen Rowland

A zombie pretending to be a zombie pretending to be a zombie. Made me dizzy. — Diana Rowland

A good woman is known by what she does; a good man by what he doesn't. — Helen Rowland

When you make pain look this good it never wears out. — Kelly Rowland

I opened my mouth to tell him he was full of shit, to tell him I knew he'd thrown me under the bus, but all that came out was, Braaiinns. — Diana Rowland

What did the zombie say to the whore?
Keep the tip! — Diana Rowland

Before marriage, when a woman speaks to a man in an undertone, he calls it "cooing"; after marriage, he calls it nagging. — Helen Rowland

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. — Helen Rowland

No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time. — Helen Rowland

It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others. — Helen Rowland

We can do more good by being good, than in any other way. — Rowland Hill

When a girl marries, she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one. — Helen Rowland

I think the most beautiful thing is that we're not parting because there were problems. We're parting because we're celebrating each others' growth. — Kelly Rowland

The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those he didn't commit when he had the opportunity. — Helen Rowland

The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our sighs and begin to stifle our yawns. — Helen Rowland

I would never go blonde. I'd look crazy. — Kelly Rowland

Whatever happened, at least we had cookies. — Diana Rowland

Variety is the spice of love. — Helen Rowland

The lunatics have taken charge of the asylum. — Richard A. Rowland

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. — Helen Rowland

Matrimony is the price of love
divorce, the rebate. — Helen Rowland

I don't get hit on enough. — Kelly Rowland

I love doing collaborations - it's always good to do something that's out the box. — Kelly Rowland

I had to work 10 times harder. People expect so much of you, because they want to see if you can strive and stand on your own. — Kelly Rowland

After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him. — Helen Rowland

The primary purpose of education is not to teach you to earn your bread, but to make every mouthful sweeter. — James Rowland Angell

Nothing annoys a man as to hear a woman promising to love him "forever" when he merely wanted her to love him for a few weeks. — Helen Rowland

His shirt had more wrinkles than a smoker's lips — Diana Rowland

If you make one mistake, it can result in vasectomy. — John G. Rowland

The only thing I really love is Fiji water. That's like the only crazy request - I don't like any other water. — Kelly Rowland

I started crying, because there's nothing like hearing that the artist who originally did the song likes your version. — Kelly Rowland

Had I managed to fall into some sort of carnivorous plant? Yeah, bleed on the man-eating plant. Always a good plan. — Diana Rowland

There are more ways of killing a man's love than by strangling it to death, but that's the usual way. — Helen Rowland

What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love. — Helen Rowland

You will never win if you never begin. — Helen Rowland

Alas, why will a man spend months trying to hand over his liberty to a woman
and the rest of his life trying to get it back again? — Helen Rowland

The pudding lived up to its name. And nothing fell off that wasn't supposed to. — Diana Rowland

The dollar sign is the only sign in which the modern man appears to have any real faith. — Helen Rowland

Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself. — Helen Rowland

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man. — Helen Rowland