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Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.
— Helen Rowland
Both the zombie mafia and the rebel zombie alliance could suck my white trash undead ass.
— Diana Rowland
Judge me if you want to. And as a matter of fact, it won't even count, 'cause the only person who can judge is God.
— Kelly Rowland
Hello, my name is Angel, and I'll be your zombie today.
— Diana Rowland
A man may talk inspiringly to a woman about love in the abstractbut the look in his eyes is always perfectly concrete. — Helen Rowland
Still, waking up this early was just wrong. "Why can't people be reasonable and only die after eleven A.M.?" I whined.
— Diana Rowland
Good morning!" my partner, Derrel, said in an insanely cheerful voice. "I need my Angel to come out and play.
— Diana Rowland
Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic.
— Helen Rowland
Yeats answered, "in looking for the next rhyme word.
— Philip Rowland
The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.
— Helen Rowland
Zombie Super Powers, Activate!
— Diana Rowland
Marriage: a souvenir of love.
— Helen Rowland
I'm kind of a germ freak. When I get on a plane, I spray my seat and everything with Lysol Disinfectant Spray.
— Kelly Rowland
I send my thoughts afar, and let them paint your Christmas Day at home.
— Edward Rowland Sill
I plan on being a friend, a good leader and a good governor over these next three years.
— John Rowland
Love what you do and do what you love, even if it means living in a van and screaming at God every night.
— Jeffrey Rowland
Coming into the music industry, even when I was a kid, one thing I learned is timing is everything. You being prepared is everything.
— Kelly Rowland
Sometimes dirty can come off really cute or come off 'I don't even want you to touch me.'
— Kelly Rowland
Ever since we were little, we were so on fire for our dreams. We never let anyone blow our flames out.
— Kelly Rowland
Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it
— Helen Rowland
Zombie Super Powers, activate, you fucking bitches.
— Diana Rowland
A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one.
— Helen Rowland
Some widowers are bereaved others, relieved. — Helen Rowland
Don't look at someone else and want to be them. Search within yourself and find out who you are and be someone positive.
— Kelly Rowland
As Rowland Hill said that he could not see why Satan should have the best tunes, so neither can I see why he should have the most graceful speakers!
— Charles Haddon Spurgeon
For right now, it really is the end. Hopefully in 10 years we'll all be married and have babies.
— Kelly Rowland
Love: woman's eternal spring and man's eternal fall.
— Helen Rowland
Competition among schools is always a great motivator.
— John Rowland
When I eat brains I don't smell like rotten meat.
— Diana Rowland
Woman's love a mirror in which a man beholds himself glorified, magnified and deified. — Helen Rowland
When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
— Helen Rowland
The mistakes you regret the most in your life are the ones you didn't commit when you had the chance
— Helen Rowland
In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.
— Helen Rowland
It is as hard to get a man to stay at home after you've married him as it was to get him to go home before you married him.
— Helen Rowland
A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.
— Helen Rowland
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.
— Helen Rowland
Changing husbands is about as satisfactory as changing a bundle from one hand to the other; it gives you only temporary relief.
— Helen Rowland
The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.
— Helen Rowland
Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.
— Helen Rowland
Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification.
— Helen Rowland
No self-respecting zombie would be caught dead smoking.
— Diana Rowland
An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country.
— Helen Rowland
I have missed you. And I did not know anything was missing.
— Diana Rowland
Time only changes the outside of things. It scars the rocks and snarls the trees, but the heart inside remains the same." - Charles M. Russell
— Russell Rowland
A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he will begin to cherish them as charming little personal characteristics.
— Helen Rowland
War is not one-sided. It takes two blades to clash. It matters little who comes out on top, there is still a dead man at the end.
— Mitch Rowland
Marriage is the only thing that affords a woman the pleasure of company and the perfect sensation of solitude at the same time.
— Helen Rowland
Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage , he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
— Helen Rowland
When you make pain look this good it never wears out.
— Kelly Rowland
I opened my mouth to tell him he was full of shit, to tell him I knew he'd thrown me under the bus, but all that came out was, Braaiinns.
— Diana Rowland
What did the zombie say to the whore? Keep the tip! — Diana Rowland
Before marriage, when a woman speaks to a man in an undertone, he calls it "cooing"; after marriage, he calls it nagging.
— Helen Rowland
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.
— Helen Rowland
No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time.
— Helen Rowland
It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others.
— Helen Rowland
We can do more good by being good, than in any other way.
— Rowland Hill
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
— Helen Rowland
The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.
— Helen Rowland
The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our sighs and begin to stifle our yawns.
— Helen Rowland
I would never go blonde. I'd look crazy.
— Kelly Rowland
Whatever happened, at least we had cookies.
— Diana Rowland
Variety is the spice of love.
— Helen Rowland
The lunatics have taken charge of the asylum.
— Richard A. Rowland
Matrimony is the price of love divorce, the rebate. — Helen Rowland
I don't get hit on enough.
— Kelly Rowland
I had to work 10 times harder. People expect so much of you, because they want to see if you can strive and stand on your own.
— Kelly Rowland
After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.
— Helen Rowland
The primary purpose of education is not to teach you to earn your bread, but to make every mouthful sweeter.
— James Rowland Angell
Nothing annoys a man as to hear a woman promising to love him "forever" when he merely wanted her to love him for a few weeks.
— Helen Rowland
His shirt had more wrinkles than a smoker's lips
— Diana Rowland
If you make one mistake, it can result in vasectomy.
— John G. Rowland
The only thing I really love is Fiji water. That's like the only crazy request - I don't like any other water.
— Kelly Rowland
I started crying, because there's nothing like hearing that the artist who originally did the song likes your version.
— Kelly Rowland
Had I managed to fall into some sort of carnivorous plant? Yeah, bleed on the man-eating plant. Always a good plan.
— Diana Rowland
There are more ways of killing a man's love than by strangling it to death, but that's the usual way.
— Helen Rowland
What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.
— Helen Rowland
You will never win if you never begin.
— Helen Rowland
Alas, why will a man spend months trying to hand over his liberty to a womanand the rest of his life trying to get it back again? — Helen Rowland
