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Absurdistan Quotes By Gary Shteyngart: Freedom is anathema to dreams nurtured in captivity.

Freedom is anathema to dreams nurtured in captivity. — Gary Shteyngart

Absurdistan Quotes By Grant Cardone: Never depend on one action.

Never depend on one action. — Grant Cardone

Absurdistan Quotes By Mary Norris: Why, if there is alphabet soup, do we

Why, if there is alphabet soup, do we not have punctuation cereal? — Mary Norris

Absurdistan Quotes By George Carlin: The status quo sucks.

The status quo sucks. — George Carlin

Absurdistan Quotes By Travis Thrasher: Guys can't tell girls what to do. That's

Guys can't tell girls what to do. That's an unspoken rule. Learn that now and you'll be way ahead of the game. — Travis Thrasher

Absurdistan Quotes By Plautus: Fortune moulds and circumscribes human affairs as she

Fortune moulds and circumscribes human affairs as she pleases.
[Lat., Fortuna humana fingit artatque ut lubet.] — Plautus

Absurdistan Quotes By K.R. Grace: ...and yes that was meant to be interpreted

...and yes that was meant to be interpreted in a sarcastic bubblegum tone complete with clapping and jazz hands. — K.R. Grace

Absurdistan Quotes By Lorii Myers: If you wanted to be average, you would

If you wanted to be average, you would not be reading this book. — Lorii Myers

Absurdistan Quotes By Kabir Bedi: I have never pressurized a producer to do

I have never pressurized a producer to do me any favor. — Kabir Bedi

Absurdistan Quotes By Danette Crawford: God blesses us financially "so that" we can

God blesses us financially "so that" we can be a blessing to others. — Danette Crawford