Robert Schimmel Quotes
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Robert Schimmel Quotes & Sayings
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It will be difficult to let go but it is going to happen sooner rather than later in my case.
— Kenny Cunningham
What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if it's a pit bull, you say, "You better let him finish."
— Robert Schimmel
I went to rent a car, and the guy goes, 'Do you want the extra insurance?' I said, 'Why ... am I gonna get into an extra accident?
— Robert Schimmel
How do blind people know when they're done wiping their ass?
— Robert Schimmel
Because when you're laughing, there is no other emotion in that moment except for joy.
— Robert Schimmel
If you write it down, you can make it happen.
— Staness Jonekos
I'm not ready to die. Period. To begin with, I cannot imagine a future without me in it. Can't do it.
— Robert Schimmel
Time wounds all heals.
— Tracy Letts
My mom told me when I was younger that when you jack off all of your dead relatives are watching. But then I figured who were they going to tell.
— Robert Schimmel
You know you're out of shape when you have a heart attack when you're watching television.
— Robert Schimmel
God is there. God's light is there. God's forgiveness is there. God's boundless love is there.
— Henri J.M. Nouwen
Don't take any wooden Bitcoins.
— Sandra Peterson Ramirez