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Robert Asprin Quotes By Robert Asprin: There's gotta be a way out of this

There's gotta be a way out of this dungeon.- G. Gygax — Robert Asprin

Robert Asprin Quotes By Robert Lynn Asprin: Meanwhile, back at reality..."- G.Lucas

Meanwhile, back at reality..."- G.Lucas — Robert Lynn Asprin

Robert Asprin Quotes By Robert Asprin: When things are at their blackest, I say

When things are at their blackest, I say to myself, 'Cheer up, things could be worse.' And sure enough, they get worse. — Robert Asprin

Robert Asprin Quotes By Robert Asprin: Relax, Skeeve! This'll be easy, Skeeve! Trust me,

Relax, Skeeve! This'll be easy, Skeeve! Trust me, Skeeve!' Boy Aahz, when you miss a call you don't do it small, do you?"
"Shut up, kid! — Robert Asprin

Robert Asprin Quotes By Robert Asprin: In times of crisis, it is of the

In times of crisis, it is of the utmost importance that one does not lose her head.
Marie Antoinette — Robert Asprin

Robert Asprin Quotes By Robert Asprin: Please ta meetcha, kid. I'm Aahz.""Oz?""No Relation.""No relation

Please ta meetcha, kid. I'm Aahz."
"Oz?"
"No Relation."
"No relation to what?" I asked, but he was examining the room again. — Robert Asprin

Robert Asprin Quotes By Robert Asprin: Diplomacy is the delicate weapon of the civilized

Diplomacy is the delicate weapon of the civilized warrior.- Hun, A. T. — Robert Asprin

Robert Asprin Quotes By Robert Asprin: Earthquakes were extremely uncommon in this area. A

Earthquakes were extremely uncommon in this area. A dragon and a unicorn playing tag wasn't. — Robert Asprin

Robert Asprin Quotes By Robert Asprin: My colleagues and I feel that independents like

My colleagues and I feel that independents like ElfQuest are nothing but sheep in wolves' clothing.- S. Lee — Robert Asprin

Robert Asprin Quotes By Robert Lynn Asprin: Don't pick up hitchhikers!"- D. Adams

Don't pick up hitchhikers!"- D. Adams — Robert Lynn Asprin

Robert Asprin Quotes By Robert Lynn Asprin: Just a little off the top!"- A. Boleyn

Just a little off the top!"- A. Boleyn — Robert Lynn Asprin

Robert Asprin Quotes By Robert Asprin: Writing that's not working for a living.

Writing that's not working for a living. — Robert Asprin

Robert Asprin Quotes By Robert Asprin: Numerical superiority is of no consequence. In battle,

Numerical superiority is of no consequence. In battle, victory will go to the best tactician.- G. A. Custer — Robert Asprin

Robert Asprin Quotes By Robert Lynn Asprin: Relax, Stranger. Things are not as they seem.

Relax, Stranger. Things are not as they seem. — Robert Lynn Asprin

Robert Asprin Quotes By Robert Asprin: Are you going to shake my hand,or am

Are you going to shake my hand,or am I going to rip your heart out? — Robert Asprin

Robert Asprin Quotes By Robert Asprin: I should of known he was married. I

I should of known he was married. I mean, nobody that young is THAT bald unless he's got a wife at home. — Robert Asprin

Robert Asprin Quotes By Robert Asprin: What does common sense have to do with

What does common sense have to do with it?" he exploded. "We're talking about a job interview! — Robert Asprin

Robert Asprin Quotes By Robert Asprin: I am not a slow writer, I am

I am not a slow writer, I am not a fast writer ... I am a half-fast writer. — Robert Asprin

Robert Asprin Quotes By Robert Asprin: When old friends get together, everything else fades

When old friends get together, everything else fades to insignificance.- War, Famine, Pestilence, and Death — Robert Asprin

Robert Asprin Quotes By Robert Asprin: They never let you live it down. One

They never let you live it down. One little mistake!- Nero — Robert Asprin

Robert Asprin Quotes By Robert Asprin: One of the worst ways of being aroused

One of the worst ways of being aroused from sound sleep, is by the noise of a dragon and a unicorn playing tag. — Robert Asprin

Robert Asprin Quotes By Robert Asprin: If the proper preparations have been made and

If the proper preparations have been made and the necessary precautions taken, any staged event is guaranteed success
Ethelred The Unready — Robert Asprin

Robert Asprin Quotes By Robert Asprin: To function efficiently, any group of people or

To function efficiently, any group of people or employees must have faith in their leader.- Capt. Bligh(ret.) — Robert Asprin

Robert Asprin Quotes By Robert Lynn Asprin: Everybody needs a career manager."- Lady Macbeth

Everybody needs a career manager."- Lady Macbeth — Robert Lynn Asprin

Robert Asprin Quotes By Robert Asprin: Now that we've got the whole story," he

Now that we've got the whole story," he said solemnly, "now you can panic. — Robert Asprin

Robert Asprin Quotes By Robert Asprin: Run through those time measurements again," Aahz grumbled."In

Run through those time measurements again," Aahz grumbled.
"In seconds, minutes, hours ... "
"Minutes! We've got a few minutes. — Robert Asprin

Robert Asprin Quotes By Robert Asprin: To Serve and Protect ... - Traditional Motto

To Serve and Protect ... - Traditional Motto of Protection Rackets — Robert Asprin

Robert Asprin Quotes By Robert Asprin: Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall take

Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall take flack from both sides.- Unofficial UN Motto — Robert Asprin

Robert Asprin Quotes By Robert Lynn Asprin: C'mon kid. Think a minute, even if it

C'mon kid. Think a minute, even if it hurts. — Robert Lynn Asprin

Robert Asprin Quotes By Robert Asprin: Invariably it turns out to be who you've

Invariably it turns out to be who you've been reading in the last couple of weeks, and two hours or two days [on favourite authors — Robert Asprin

Robert Asprin Quotes By Robert Lynn Asprin: We've got an unbeatable team."- Sauron

We've got an unbeatable team."- Sauron — Robert Lynn Asprin