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Everything's show biz in the end
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No wonder Sherlock Holmes did all that coke. Math is hard.
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All these scars. The road map of my life. My armor.
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It's so quiet and peaceful out here I'm getting bored with breathing. Maybe we'll get lucky and the world will go to Hell again. Fingers crossed.
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He wore his fear on his skin for everyone to see.
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Nothing moves. Nothing makes a sound. It's as quiet as a pulled-pork-rib joint next to a synagogue. I
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Johnny nods and grins, but doesn't talk. He's overwhelmed by Muninn's gewgaws. I've
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She looks like a librarian with some money and good taste in clothes, but underneath the Versace, she's Godzilla with tits.
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Young man, there are some things in the world so profane that their only real value is in not knowing about them.
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My head is full of monsters and I'm one of them.
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Are you asking because you want to see if doc can turn you into a librarian when all this is over? [p.240:]
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Love a man who'll bleed to make a point. (Candy)
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She'd [Allegra] look like Foxy Brown's little sister, except her head is SHAVED SMOOTH.
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Maybe home isn't the place you love, just the place you know best.
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Black is a good color anytime you're flinging around blood.
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A man of many thoughts but few words. Lucky for us all that it's not the other way around. Vidocq
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It's more than coping. It's adaptation.
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Try not to sing too many sad songs for yourself. The universe already hates you. Self-pity isn't going to help.
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When you're born in a burning house, you think the whole world is on fire. But it's not.
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When it's true love you know why you're getting stabbed.
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He pulls the tape off Allegra's mouth. Grabs her BY THE HAIR and gives her a peck on the lips.
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We must always look after our friends, even when they are foolish. Especially when they are foolish.
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Memories are bullets. Some whiz by and only spook you. Others tear you open and leave you in pieces.
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Did I hurt your feelings again? Sorry. When this is all over I'll send some flowers to your inner child.
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Thank you for that succinct description, but I prefer to go in with facts," says Julie. "Stark
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Most people are idiots. There's nothing worse than idiots who tell you their opinions.
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Now you are thinking like a thief. Fewer guns and more exits. We'll cure your cowboy ways yet. (Vidocq)
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I'm not a huge fan of other people's logic.
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The room is a wreck. It looks like it was worked over by Linda Blair on a crack binge.
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If fucking up is power, I should be the Hulk by now.
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Enemies will kill you with a knife in the back. Friends will kill you with kindness. Either way you're dead.
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To the dead. Let's think of them always, but not join them too soon.
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Did you send candy and flowers on Valentine's Day, Wells? It's okay, you know. He was a saint.
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I say, "How did the Vigil get my prints?" "Have you ever touched anything?" "Here?" "Anywhere." "I see your point.
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Don't fuck with me, ball sac,
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Well said, young lady. You've ensnared me in a petite prevarication.
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If you ever need to confirm that a girl is worth coming back from Hell for, show her your monster arm and see what she says.
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Don't talk. Kill it.That might be the sweetest thing a woman's ever said to me on a first date. — Richard Kadrey
Teddy is a stone-cold son-of-a-bitch killer.
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I wish I could say, "No more Mr. Nice Guy," but the boat sailed on that one a long time ago.
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I once considered learning to love iced coffee, but then I remembered I'd have to kill myself, so I gave up the idea.
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No hospitals, she says.I know.
Where are we going?
For ice cream. What's your favorite flavor?
Fuck you.
That's my favorite, too. — Richard Kadrey
If Jesus, Jesse James, and a herd of pink robot unicorns strolled in walking on water, this bunch wouldn't even look up.
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Let me finish my beer." (Stark)"Of course. The end of the world can wait.(Kasabian) — Richard Kadrey
Death smiles at us all and all a man can do is smile back.
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Let me make sure I have this straight. The cavalry just now rode into town and it's a Czech Gypsy porn-star zombie killer. Have I got that right?
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Kids need their minds blown every now and then. It'll keep them from thinking that managing a McDonald's is the most they can hope for.
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Fortunately, I'm good at ignoring a lot of what my brain does.
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Maybe that's why Heaven is silent and God doesn't speak to man anymore. Heavenly intervention would blow the point spread.
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On mobile phones: "It looks like a TV remote fucked a little typewriter and this is the bastard offspring
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That's more interesting than a two-headed calf singing "Some Velvet Morning" in tight harmony.
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Damn, it feels great to hurt idiots.
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Abandon all hope ye who piss me off.
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If I learned anything Downtown, it's this: the only real difference between an enemy and a friend is the day of the week.
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But she's not going to call the cops or stab me in my sleep, and what more can you ask of a pretty girl?
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Malefic baneberry. It doesn't taste good, but one teaspoon and a skeleton would dance a jig. He
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God is the great janitor of the universe. Why things don't work is that we have a janitor in charge, and we keep looking for the landlord.
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I'd like to think they're staring at me because of my white-hot animal magnetism, but I'm not Elvis. I'm Lobster Boy, hear me roar.
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Traven stares at me. If eyes could scream, run home, and hide under the blankets, he'd be blind. Is
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You're a philosopher." "No. Just drunk.
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A gun is like love. The universal language.
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Fuck me. I'm a rock star. And all I really wanted was a burrito.
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The building has shielded generators. The power will be back on in the next three minutes. We need to move. Through
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The place looks like where David Lynch would meet Beaver Cleaver's mom for secret afternoons of bondage and milkshakes.
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Nothing nice happens to murdered women.
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I can deal with fighting in the arena in Hell, but laundry and dishes put the fear of God in me.
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I'm steel-toed boots in a ballet-slipper world.
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I came ready to fight Genghis Khan and I walk in on a shut-in playing the biggest Dungeons and Dragons game in history.
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As sweet as it feels, I can't lie here forever curled up in a big ball of fuck-the-world.
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Thank God for whiskey or the world would be so full of secrets the weight would spin us into the sun.
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