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Richard Armour Quotes By Richard Armour: Here is where people,One frequently finds,Lower their voicesAnd

Here is where people,
One frequently finds,
Lower their voices
And raise their minds.
— Richard Armour

Richard Armour Quotes By Richard Armour: Dedicated to that amazing device, the Required Reading

Dedicated to that amazing device, the Required Reading List, better even than artificial respiration for keeping dead authors alive. — Richard Armour

Richard Armour Quotes By Richard Armour: If you convinced me And I convinced you,

If you convinced me And I convinced you, Would there not still be Two points of view? — Richard Armour

Richard Armour Quotes By Richard Armour: Politics, it seems to me, for years, or

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. — Richard Armour

Richard Armour Quotes By Richard Armour: Beauty is only skin deep, and the world

Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people. — Richard Armour

Richard Armour Quotes By Richard Armour: I miss my mattress when I am gone;

I miss my mattress when I am gone; It's one thing I've made an impression on. — Richard Armour

Richard Armour Quotes By Richard Armour: This golfer has a wicked slice. And quite

This golfer has a wicked slice. And quite a follow-through. That's why his partner, who stood too close, Is on the green in two. — Richard Armour

Richard Armour Quotes By Richard Armour: [Beowolf] is considered an epic because of its

[Beowolf] is considered an epic because of its long speeches, its digressions, its repetition, and its being required. — Richard Armour

Richard Armour Quotes By Richard Armour: Almost nothing is known about Homer, which explains

Almost nothing is known about Homer, which explains why so much has been written about him. — Richard Armour

Richard Armour Quotes By Richard Armour: The great improvement of the radio over the

The great improvement of the radio over the telephone is that it may be turned off without offending the speaker. — Richard Armour

Richard Armour Quotes By Richard Armour: There are very few humorists who have written

There are very few humorists who have written first-rate humor after they've become elderly. — Richard Armour

Richard Armour Quotes By Richard Armour: In larger things we are convivial; what causes

In larger things we are convivial; what causes trouble is the trivial. — Richard Armour

Richard Armour Quotes By Richard Armour: Of late I appear To have reached that

Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age. — Richard Armour

Richard Armour Quotes By Richard Armour: G is for Green, that's constructed to roll

G is for Green, that's constructed to roll in every direction away from the hole. — Richard Armour

Richard Armour Quotes By Richard Armour: "Do you want my honest opinion?" People ask.

"Do you want my honest opinion?" People ask. I say, "Yes," for I'm curious. So they give me their honest opinion, And I - well, I'm always furious. — Richard Armour

Richard Armour Quotes By Richard Armour: Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first

Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not. — Richard Armour

Richard Armour Quotes By Richard Armour: Shake and shake the catsup bottle. None will

Shake and shake the catsup bottle. None will come, and then a lot'll. — Richard Armour

Richard Armour Quotes By Richard Armour: The hand is quicker than the eye is,but

The hand is quicker than the eye is,
but somewhat slower than the fly is. — Richard Armour

Richard Armour Quotes By Richard Armour: A rumor is one thing that gets thicker

A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread. — Richard Armour

Richard Armour Quotes By Richard Armour: When it comes to eating, you can sometimes

When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less. — Richard Armour

Richard Armour Quotes By Richard Armour: It's all right to hold a conversation, but

It's all right to hold a conversation, but you should let go of it now and then. — Richard Armour

Richard Armour Quotes By Richard Armour: Each year it grows harder to make ends

Each year it grows harder to make ends meet - the ends I refer to are hands and feet. — Richard Armour

Richard Armour Quotes By Richard Armour: That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard

That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: it said, 'goodbye — Richard Armour

Richard Armour Quotes By Richard Armour: Some people can carry a tune, but they

Some people can carry a tune, but they seem to stagger under the load. — Richard Armour

Richard Armour Quotes By Richard Armour: If I ever make a hole in one,

If I ever make a hole in one, A thrill that I've never known, I won't be believed and I'll have no fun, For I'm sure to be playing alone. — Richard Armour

Richard Armour Quotes By Richard Armour: There is some consolation in the fact that,

There is some consolation in the fact that, even though your dreams don't come true, neither do your nightmares. — Richard Armour

Richard Armour Quotes By Richard Armour: The author apologizes for being unable to afford

The author apologizes for being unable to afford a ghost writer, which explains the lack of a distinctive prose style. — Richard Armour

Richard Armour Quotes By Richard Armour: [John Foster Dulles] invented Brinkmanship, the most popular

[John Foster Dulles] invented Brinkmanship, the most popular game since Monopoly. — Richard Armour

Richard Armour Quotes By Richard Armour: Scott calls Bois-Guilbert "an unprincipled voluptuary," which is

Scott calls Bois-Guilbert "an unprincipled voluptuary," which is hard to improve on. — Richard Armour

Richard Armour Quotes By Richard Armour: I've suffered from all of the hang-ups known,

I've suffered from all of the hang-ups known, and none is as bad as the telephone. — Richard Armour

Richard Armour Quotes By Richard Armour: Some golfers blast their ball from traps, With

Some golfers blast their ball from traps, With one adroit explosion, But others, out in ten perhaps, Depend upon erosion. — Richard Armour

Richard Armour Quotes By Richard Armour: Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world.

Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world. — Richard Armour

Richard Armour Quotes By Richard Armour: (Francis) Bacon's best known writings are his essays.

(Francis) Bacon's best known writings are his essays. They are loved for many reasons, such as their being so short. — Richard Armour

Richard Armour Quotes By Richard Armour: I love a finished speaker, I really, truly

I love a finished speaker, I really, truly do I don't mean one who's polished, I just mean one who's through. — Richard Armour

Richard Armour Quotes By Richard Armour: Middle -age is the time of life, that

Middle -age is the time of life, that a man first notices - in his wife. — Richard Armour

Richard Armour Quotes By Richard Armour: They head the list of bad to bet

They head the list of bad to bet on: But I insist they're worse to get on — Richard Armour