Really Funny Quotes
Collection of top 100 famous quotes about Really Funny
Really Funny Quotes & Sayings
Happy to read and share the best inspirational Really Funny quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.
It is funny you know, you spend 12 years of your life learning about things and about life, but they never really tell you how hard life really is.
— Amanda Peterson
I can't really say I'm batting badly. I'm not batting long enough to be batting badly
— Greg Chappell
I really hate it when people want to kill me. It makes me think they don't want to be friends. - Raven from Blood of Prey
— R.J. Dennis
Don't you think its quite weird for Prince Harry, getting really stoned and seeing your grans face appearing on your money.
— Frankie Boyle
If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt?
— Doug Stanhope
I've always thought those guys are really funny. And I love Dumb and Dumber, Kingpin and Mary.
— David Zucker
I got a smoke alarm at home, but really it's more like a 9-volt-battery-slowly-drainer.
— Mitch Hedberg
I'm a sucker for Thought Catalog. Shelby Fero is really funny on Twitter. And Patton Oswalt, he's sort of like a Twitter throb.
— Addison Timlin
I always believe that funny is serious and serious is funny. You don't really need a distinction between them.
— Trevor Noah
Wow this place is really big isn't it? They must do proper stuff here, like opera and all that ... shite.
— Dylan Moran
As a rule, I don't like to laugh at the misfortune of others. The exception to that rule is if it's really, really funny.
— Scott Adams
I love when guys are funny. I love guys that are funny and goofy and over the top. And you know, I really like personality. I do.
— Kaley Cuoco
And what have you been up to? she asked.
Oh, I don't know really, I said. Not much. Learning how to be a good loser. — Miriam Toews
Oh, I don't know really, I said. Not much. Learning how to be a good loser. — Miriam Toews
You really can't blame the military for wanting to go to war [in Iraq]. They've got all these new toys and they want to know whether they work or not.
— Andy Rooney
It's funny, there aren't too many musicians that also moonlight as studio engineers. There's a few - the really brilliant ones.
— Dave Grohl
Um, I'm just naturally super-funny. No, not really. I've never been in The Groundlings or anything.
— Ryan Hansen
Sometimes I'm really funny, sometimes I'm quiet, sometimes I'm shy, but I'm constantly changing.
— Elle King
Outlandish lyrics sung by smiling people in perfect harmony. Has that edge of surprise ... a little nuts and really funny.
— Mick LaSalle
Really, if the lower orders don't set a good example, what on earth is the use of them?
— Oscar Wilde
Penumbra [...] produces another e-reader - it's a Nook. Then another one, a Sony. Another one, marked KOBO. Really? Who has a Kobo?
— Robin Sloan
I want to do drama - no one really sees that. People just think I'm the funny guy and I can't do anything else, and that's just not true.
— Mark Indelicato
It's always funny watching something so beautiful not know how beautiful it really is. It's sad even.
— Holly Hood
As an actor, when you're doing comedies, you're around fantastic, funny people and you hopefully have a really good time doing it.
— Ari Graynor
Are you really speechless or has the vodka finally impaired your ability to function like a normal human?
— Heidi McLaughlin
Isn't it funny that they say most girls have daddy issues, when really, every dude does?
— Amy Schumer
I really wanted to just be a musician. I didn't want to be anything else, but I was funny and all that.
— Jamie Foxx
I mean, we're ninjas."
"Well maybe you're a ninja," I said
"You're just a really loud, awkward ninja," Margo said, "but we are both ninjas. — John Green
"Well maybe you're a ninja," I said
"You're just a really loud, awkward ninja," Margo said, "but we are both ninjas. — John Green
You have to really believe not only in yourself; you have to believe that the world is actually worth your sacrifices.
— Zaha Hadid
I watch vlogs on YouTube. I watch Jenna Marbles a lot - I think she's really funny - and a lady called Daily Grace.
— Maisie Williams
No really, I'm a werewolf and you're a human, which essentially translates into a steak with legs.
— Quinn Loftis
My biggest influence is someone I really don't know at all: Tina Fey. Smart, funny, beautiful, self-deprecating, also a mom and a wife.
— Laura Benanti
I thought that was a really childish idea. So I did it.
— John Duover
I'm really funny now.
— Wanda Sykes
There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway.
— Tammy Blackwell
I gave him a compliment! All right, I told him he probably would've made, like, a really expensive slave in the, like, in the olden-timey days.
— Sarah Silverman
Now I really feel sorry for her. Your hand is as bad as Rob's paddle," Cassie shuddered.
"Thank you."
"I didn't mean it as a compliment! — Breanna Hayse
"Thank you."
"I didn't mean it as a compliment! — Breanna Hayse
Pete Davidson - he's in the movie 'Trainwreck.' He has a small part in it. I told Lorne Michaels about him, said he was really funny.
— Bill Hader
I'm really scary in reality. Most of the time.
— Robert Pattinson
Tinsel is really snakes' mirrors.
— Steven Wright
Oh! That was poetry!" said Pippin. "Do you really mean to start before the break of day?
— J.R.R. Tolkien
He might want to watch where he lands when tackling that guy, because he could really hurt his hand if it gets stepped on.
— John Madden
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year.
I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety. — Steven Wright
I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety. — Steven Wright
Benedict may not be as hurt as he really is.
— Jerry Coleman
That just sounds so funny, A-list. Really, I'm a mom, and that's how I'm going to be all my life.
— Angelina Jolie
Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win
— Vinnie Jones
I started rubbing my temples and she suggested I don't really get headaches. It just hurts me to think.
— Kelley Armstrong
There is no magic to achievement. It's really about hard work, choices, and persistence.
— Michelle Obama
What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. Yeah, winning attributes.
— Gena Showalter
Do you really think cards can tell us future??
No matter how you spread the cards but queen is always king ones..!! — Nikhil
No matter how you spread the cards but queen is always king ones..!! — Nikhil
If you really love guitar, you're going to spend every waking hour stroking the thing.
— Frank Zappa
If someone ever asks you to do something for them, do it really bad so you never have to do it again.
— Paris Hilton
The European countries are really hoping to do well in the Olympics. If they win gold medals, they can use them as cash.
— David Letterman
I don't know if I was funny as a child, though I always thought my parents really enjoyed listening to me sing.
— Pippa Evans
I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying.
— Thabang Gideon Magaola
The funny thing is, I'm not really a big reader, not a big fan of books in the first place.
— Macaulay Culkin
Whenever I call a company and get put on hold, I never really feel like I'm being held.
— Randy Glasbergen
Life has a funny way of testing you to see if you really want, what you say you want.
— Turcois Ominek
I ought to write funny books. Life is really too horribly funny, but unless one's an outsider looking on, it's all such a bore.
— Graham Greene
The funny thing about facing imminent death is that it really snaps everything else into perspective.
— James Patterson
He many not be hurt as much as he really is.
— Jerry Coleman
Are you . . . lost?"
"Not really," she told him. "We just don't know where we're going. — Joel N. Ross
"Not really," she told him. "We just don't know where we're going. — Joel N. Ross
I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't.
— Janeane Garofalo
I really like it. I really, really like it. Ah, ah, ah, ah ... buried alive ... buried alive.
— Mick Foley
Carol Leifer is funny, really funny.
— Chris Rock
I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman.
— Craig Ferguson
The strongest should come first in comedy because once a character is really established as funny everything he does is funny.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
That Asian guy is really good at kicking. Shocking. Someone is pressing 'A' really fast somewhere.
— Daniel Tosh
Life is funny; it really is.
— Karyn Bosnak
The funny thing
about
advice is,
we always tell
others
the things
we
cannot
really do
ourselves. — Robert M. Drake
about
advice is,
we always tell
others
the things
we
cannot
really do
ourselves. — Robert M. Drake
A blanket could be used as a lovely rug, a rug that just so happens to be covering a large hole, you should really feel this rug!
— Nicole McKay
He really needed to stop being so hot while his hands were on me.
— Veronica Blade
The accents are really really funny. I think I could convince somebody I was from New Zealand.
— Carter Jenkins
Your name is a funny thing. It stands for what you're about, and everything I do is really about pride.
— Tom Ford
You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.
It's really funny. — Brandon Sanderson
It's really funny. — Brandon Sanderson
Whenever I mention Greg Kinnear's name to anyone, they always say, "Oh, love him!" He's a really terrific actor, and very funny.
— Miranda Otto
It would be a really bad idea to let this person loose."
"How bad of an idea?"
"Kicking-Hitler-out-of-art-school bad. — Rin Chupeco
"How bad of an idea?"
"Kicking-Hitler-out-of-art-school bad. — Rin Chupeco
I rented a car. I didn't really need one, I just wanted to make one less available. I wanted one businessman on the bus with no car.
— Mitch Hedberg
It's really easy to be funny. You get a lot of funny people in a room, the show is funny.
— Jill Soloway
I really love showing up at work at 10 A.M., trying to make it funny until 3 P.M., and then going home. It's like comedy bankers' hours.
— Chris Eigeman
A lot of the things I say I'm just trying to be funny ... I don't really mean everything I say, because I'm not totally that airhead.
— Paris Hilton
I like drama. I love being in a drama where I get to be the funny guy. That's what I really love the most.
— John Leguizamo
My fans are so funny, they make me laugh so much. I've got some really, really, funny, clever fans.
— Ellie Goulding
Kicking a police car? Really?' Caleb shrugged. 'Car offended me. It was sitting right where I wanted to stand. What would you do?
— Sherrilyn Kenyon