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She began to curl her hair and long for balls
— Jane Austen
Their vaginas were just ships passing in the night, stopping to pick up every dirty sailor.
— K.F. Germaine
My only relationship policy is, don't bring your dirty laundry to work, no sex on company furniture and don't let it affect your work.
— Paula Graves
Sometimes friends make mistakes. Grievous ones that cry out for us to stay and prove we are true friends.
— Beth Bernobich
Malory! You've got a chipmunk on your pussy!
— Tamara Thorne
I've been here a long time working for women. These are long years and this is an unusual legislator.
— Eleanor Smeal
She was the girl with her finger in the dike," she said. "Little did anyone know that when she removed it, all hell was going to break loose.
— Lowell Cauffiel
It is at the edge of excellence that genius awaits.
— Matshona Dhliwayo
Politics is about the participation and engagement of the wider citizenry - to miss that point would doom us to irrelevance.
— David Blunkett
My humor is so dirty I could masturbate to it.
— Aleksandra Ninkovic
The funny thing is that everyone thinks I'm naturally dark because all of my siblings are, but I'm naturally dirty blond.
— Khloe Kardashian
Who needs the fairy tale when crazy, messy, sexy reality with the woman I adore is a million times better?
— Kate Meader
He laughed, a big, open-mouthed laugh that made her think of words beginning with the letter O.
— Kerrigan Bane
I don't really need to be dirty to be funny.
— Jimmy Kimmel
I think he fucked me stupid- McKenzie Matthews- Being Beckett's
— P.S. Berryman
Friends are like bras, attached near your heart for support. Foes are like panties, deported, every now and then, when they get dirty.
— Santosh Kalwar
I don't like stress because stress stresses me out.
— Jason Dufner
It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.
— Marilyn Monroe
I have never pretended to be any kind of super-religious kind of man, but I feel very strongly that you can be funny without being dirty.
— Jonathan Winters
hornier than a bunny on ecstasy
— Kyle Adams
My friend has hand soap that smells like coconut. It's nice. Unless your hands are dirty from coconuts.
— Demetri Martin
The thing I don't get about paedophilia ... Why the hell do kids find old men in dirty raincoats so sexy?
— Frankie Boyle
Jenna, standing in the doorway with her mouth and hand full of shelled pistachios, says, 'Real' is a dirty word in this place'.
— Lauren DeStefano
